The Kingdom of Great Britain edition
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first for corona is literally nothing
fuck northern ireland edish
thought that was worth posting did you?
hating your own country and wanting to be bred out of existence by virile africans and arabs is quintessentially British
My eyes hurt
lads what is the verdict on a girl slipping a finger up your bum and gently massaging your prostate while she's sucking you off is it gay or not?
*quintessentially left wing
I cannot believe a healthy, fit and probably handsome 27 year old died lads.
are you doing your part to acquire herd immunity?
>Here in India they’ve effectively closed the borders. Most foreigners are not allowed to enter the country until 15 April as a coronavirus precaution.
>I made it back just before the restrictions came in, and had to go through mandatory medical checks before I was allowed through immigration.
>First I had to fill out a form asking for a range of information, including my seat number on the plane and my travel history going back a month. Next, a heat-sensing camera took a photograph of me to check my temperature was normal, before I was waved through.
>The process was extremely efficient, compared with the long lines seen at US airports.
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Crazy how the people who love Thatcher are also the same people Thatcher would've found absolutely useless and disgusting and needing to die off already
alri rasheed
If you have to ask
the original union flag was so much more aesthetic
would've fought for the british empire in the 1700s without a second thought
perfectly natural
Can you post that webm? You know the one.
>Bradley Wiggins, professional road racing cyclist and olympic gold medallist, has succumbed to corona virus
t. Man who knows nothing about Thatcher apart from the shit he hears from /r/ChapoTrapHouse
this is good, and I kinda get it, but need more, what social constructs
wahey
What else can I bet on when sports not on?
really made me think
Didn't he get done for doping?
This is karma
the difference being that nobody wants to go to india
Realised this when I watched Game of Thrones and they said 'power resides where men believe it resides' and I did a think about it
NEED to shag greta
My PhD is in the history of British politics 1945-present and I get paid $2 million a year.
janny
you know what to do
No you don't
what does she do at these events?
why is a 16 years old being consulted on global warming or climate change as i’ve taken to calling it
pretty sure i overcame the 'rus three weeks ago making me an immune superman and your moral, mental and physical superior.
it all just comes down to trust in one another
WTF! Never replace employees again!
She's whored around
even though its been tossed out now, brits will never live down the fact they actually considered herd immunity
went clubbing on mandy on friday and now I have the slightest runny nose
apparently the coronavirus was circulating in the usa in august-october last year
would explain why i got ill in december with a high temperature and cough. wouldn't surprise me if it's already spread
Lads, my teacher said she needs to perform a penis inspection to see if corona got in there - bit suspicious innit
>that dress with no tights
mah diiiiiiiiick
no you don't
be quiet
theres bare people out there with it just getting on with life and recovering like
just
a
flu
>its been tossed out now
proof?
Everything you've read is bollocks. Thatcher was not some posh aristocrat she quite literally came from a working class background from provincial Lincolnshire
because she's young and so knows what's best for the future unlike crusty old white men who just want to hoard money until they die in 10 years
>never had a job my entire life
Seems fucking horrific desu
feeling quietly confident of my insights into this virus.
I work for the government and will be part of the response, and my brother and sister are both doctors. Shall provide any interesting info to brit as it comes in
toil on the morrow; wageman's sorrow,
twisting, bending, lifting, rending; tradies endure their aching bones,
meetings, clacking, typing, spatting; mental prisons for the office drones,
yet toilberg cares not for all men's woes; on and on the toiling goes
Whats an extreme view you have?
my uni is doing online teaching from now on
'rona doesn't give you a runny nose lad. it's a dry cold.
What about this 27 year that just died??
more like nerd immunity, am i right?
even leftists with EU flags think it's a fine idea
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same, all the exams are online supposedly so they should be easy as sin to cheat on
Thank god, I usually get a cold after pinging
You’re the first line of defence against corona-chan. For that reason I’m out.
>she's young and so knows what's best
did a buyout on my company with some lads i work with so i'm now a secret toilberg. odd feel.
>bare people
wat
>Don't want to panic buy
>Everyone else is panic buying
>Have to panic buy otherwise there'll be nothing on the shelves for when I do my normal shop
>tfw my exams are one word answers
>have second computer next to me
probably an unlucky soul who just got dealt a bad hand.
they dropped it at some point over the day according to news reports
though 2bh it was only a guideline to begin with
leftypol be like: we need to listen more to the experts
leftypol also be like: we need to listen to this autistic 16 year old swedish girl who thinks she can see carbon with her eyes on one of the most complex geopolitical issues of our lifetime
proof that the working class is a bunch of genocidal maniacs and why they need to be replaced with third worlders
this is why we need the intellectual class of college professors and social commentary authors to run things
careful she doesn't cut it off and call you a girl mate
ASIAN WOMEN
telly volume should be on 42 minimum to hear everything
Some MI5 agents broke into my nans house and injected her with the virus ... bit rude boris
got a laptop and a pc, we'll be alright lad we'll be alright
Lads I have broken free of neetdom to some degree. first paid job in over a year and it actually feels pretty great to toil. gonna be smart and save up and start working on building up a passive income
got to admit they have the nicest feet on any racial group by a wide margin
You STILL haven't read it. It hasn't been tossed out at all, it was never the plan in the first place.
the weather
If you don’t like Asians you’re fucking bent beyond straightening
valid response old bean
She doesn't need to be.
their yellow skin turns me off
prefer the white looking ones
For me it's the Redecker Plan
theyre literally disease-carrying foreigners
fuck off
I mean I would shag a fit asian but if it was between her and a fit white girl then I'd choose the fit white girl. A lot of half asian / half white girls are VERY fit.
Not remotely attracted to blacks. Not racist, just don't find them attractive, simple as.
apparently corona can be cured through rape
i expect every man here will go out and do his civic duty
leftypol also be like:
Really don't like their faces, but a lot of them do have nice bodies
Much prefer the faces of White, Latina, MENA and Desi girls
have a newly gained respect for gov. cuomo
if you established a betting company that bet in real time on the number of infections, the locations, and the numbers dying, i reckon you'd make a lot of money.
you shouldn't, because it's immoral and deplorable, but someone will I'm sure
Case Orange.
>inb4 british culture
it's new YORK
YORK
got it laffo?
feels good.
2020
bit noncey
Imagine her mentally being like 'oh, a camera. better turn around and show my ass'
Anyone ever made any money from match betting?
I just want some straight fucking answers
Is this virus bad or not, should I panic and should I stockpile
I take hisssss out of the snake
Business idea: steal your idea
turned a £2 bet into £48 once on the grand national
there are no games to bet on, laddy
mate it's well past "should I stockpile", at this point you've either stockpiled weeks ago or your fighting for toilet paper in the aisles with the rest of us