How well is ur country handling this pandemic

>government response is 3 weeks late
This we should've closed all airports when shit was going down in Italy.

I'm more than glad to see this meme spread, since it kills off the boomers. If I were to be infected I'd cough on the faces of every single boomer coming across me

We're actively doing our best to sabotage containment methods.

Honestly I think it's a ploy to kill off most of the democratic candidates. I'm on board frankly, because surf mommy will do a tubular hang 10 straight into the oval office if she's put up against trumperino (assuming this doesnt backfire and kill him too)

>French arrogance isn't a meme
Finally you admit what a subhuman you lot are.

It's kills mostly the generation older than boomers. Only diabeetus and heart attacks will defeat the boomer menace

Not handling and as I speak the president and his cultists are in the streets trying to destroy the congress and start a military dictatorship in the next few months

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this was your retarded apex tho

UK
excellent

Based. I love how the british are so lackadaisical about death.

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terrible, government response is non-existant and most people are fucking retards who act like nothing is happening

I can't stand this fucking country
But also smurfs are called "puffi" in italian and it's very funny lmao il puffi

our based apex was when we made the pizza corona video

terrible, government response is 3 weeks late and most people are fucking retards who act like nothing is happening

>How well is ur country handling this pandemic
hmmm...

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terrible, government response is non-existant and most people are fucking retards who act like nothing is happening

- Borders are COMPLETELY closed.
- All schools and universities closed.
- All malls, shopping centers, beaches, restaurants... closed.
- Additional 14 paid sick leave for people with any chronic illnesses.

I think we might survive this.

>American and British-made meme index says America and Britain are the best
astounding

barely any response needed here. the perks of being an isolated island continent

>flag
>horrible
Trump recently tried to get the private healthcare sector to really amp up their mask and test kit production / deployment but so far it's a disorganized mess.

This disease has ten times the disease burden as influenza and to be frank we don't have enough ICU's to handle the infection rate if we continue to do nothing. The AHA expects 96 million infections with 4.8 million hospitalizations at an overall rate of 4.5%. We just don't have the resources or an effective enough bureaucracy to deal with this issue. We're lucky this is COVID 19 and not MERS

T. Works in american healthcare

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Good morning, consumers

One week later, but probably decent at most

Is this a joke?

Oh I just meant it in general. Like there was something I saw on here where the patrons of a cafe were mildly annoyed that a terrorist was stabbing people and it was going to interrupt their tea.

Corona virus is basically a meme. Less than 1,000,000 people will die globally.

We're definitely one of the best prepared due to our overall economic setup, but in terms of our healthcare infrastructure it would still be very easy to overwhelm certain hospitals

lol

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How can I personally make sure as many boomers are infected as possible?

unless the WHO published this list as a joke in October 2019, no I don't think so

Would be great if we still had that pandemic task force that could have jumped on this shit.

>Epidemiologists expect 40-70% global infection rate
>Has a 2-3% mortality rate
>Only 1 million people will die globally
Sauce me up on those stats, senpai

>beaches
didn't know ppl went to the beach in saudi arabia

but you seem to be handling this quite well

it's from the world health organisation

No it isn't, you didn't even read your own image
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Health_Security_Index

Mortality rate is skewed. Antivirals and vaccine will be available within a few weeks, desu. Based Israelis, truly our greatest ally.

About a 5/10
Things are being done mostly on a per state basis and we don't have many local transmissions yet, the problem is that no one is taking it seriously and still bunch up in beaches despite decrees disallowing events with 500+ people.

Fucking kek

>Instead of actually citing the article he just posts a screenshot from leddit
Fucking hell you idiots just don't stop. Also those budget cuts in 2018 didn't happen btw and a quick Google search could go a long ways
>If only Trump didn't cut Obama's safety nets
>Somehow Bush era policies for the CDC were due to Obama
Fucking hell.

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Ah yes. America and Britain, known for their self-serving skewed perspectives divorced from reality.

That is why they control the world, you see. They just lie about themselves and thanks to magical thinking they ended up plopped right into the global hegemon throne.

Get a grip.

>Antivirals and vaccine will be available within a few weeks
And how are the Israelis going to produce
and deploy enough antivirals and vaccines to stop a global pandemic that is already happening? Maybe in like 2 months could that realistically happen and by then it will already be too late.

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Link please.

>They control the world
>Britain
The year isn't 1912 user
>USA
Israel controls all of your policies, internal and external

>It's ready in 1 month
Monoclonal antibody treatments aren't going to "cure" a pandemic and even if it was mass produced enough to be deployed on a global scale by 1 more month (which it won't btw) into this issue it's already going to be too late

it was funny banter honestly, it posed no infective risk so i would say it's less severe

>how are the israelis going to produce
They aren't. They're going to sell the rights to manufacture to the US, india and china and between the three of us, we're going to supply the world.

We've got the manufacturing capacity and supply chain infrastructure to do it in a week.

>policies
Read Foucault. Politics is merely a single instrument of social power. The hooks we have in the world run deeper, and this machine is far more complex than any one secret society could ever hope to control.

That's the beauty of this whole thing.

this, plus the cost of this would be absolutely batshit insane, those treatments cost thousands of $

That entire process would take 3 months at absolute best and at the rate this virus is spreading that means the initial 40-70% global infection rate is probably right. That means a lot more than 1 million people are going to die even if it's only a 2-3% mortality rate.

>most people are fucking retards who act like nothing is happening
They'll be the ones catching it. Once enough people either recovered or died, the epidemic will cease. Just sit tight and let the morons take their chances with the virus. You should be grateful. It's darwinism at work.

> batshit

heh

kek

It's pretty much only going to kill old people or people with pre-existing health conditions. Most people under the age of 40 are going to do just fine.

Like if I got it, I would pretty much just need to take 2 weeks off of work and do some harsh self quarantine. It would just suck for awhile.

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>3 months at absolute best
Wrong. Modern industrial synthesis facilities are equipped to allow rapid changes in production from the bottom up. In a matter of hours the line can be switched and optimized for a completely different synthesis. The pharmaceutical industry has some of the most advanced industrial engineering models that facilitate preternatural turnaround.

On both the input and output of these factories, the transport side can move hundreds of tons of freight to the other side of the world in a day, or 2 weeks if we're being cheapasses (but this raises freight to tens of thousands of tons being shipped)

On top of that, even a 1% mortality rate is likely too high. We won't have an accurate picture of how this will proceed for another month at the least, by that time we'll have normalized from the early spikes and we have a proper model adjusted for quarantine procedure implementation.

I read that even if you recover, you can get permanent damage to the lungs or immune system. Might just be another rumor though.

why do you guys always forget about the patients who need intensive care for other reasons, there are also some cases of people with cancer who have to wait for their chemio because they need to get tested first (but you need to be symptomatic to get tested, so it's a mess)

What did she say? I stopped watching the news years ago

good enough probably, the immediate responses are pretty lackluster, but I'm fairly confident that the structures set in place to deal with such a pandemic will work well enough

This is the most stereotypically german thing I have ever read in my life

based

>Let's organize élections now! What could go wrong?

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The actual vaccine being developed by the Israelis will be completed in 2 weeks but isn't going to be available for another 90 days according the Jerusalem Post

Every vaccine has different challenges in it's manufacturing and it usually has to be modified when dealing with specific ethnic or age groups, most of this vaccine I'm guessing would be geared toward the elderly and because it won't be available for another 3ish months according the Israelis developing it, not to mention issues in deploying it on an international scale, no, about 3+ months before we see any real changes and actually effective preventative measures is about right.
>In a matter of hours the line can be switched and optimized for a completely different synthesis
Sauce required , give me the sauce on the actual output these facilities can generate too.

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It's called pulmonary fibrosis and it is sometimes a side effect of severe pneumonia but it's not a guarantee. It's essentially scarification of the lungs that makes the process of breathing harder. So it's kind of like having COPD like symptoms

I haven't. The main issue with this disease isn't the relatively low mortality rate it's the hospitalization rate that is most concerning.

>Ah yes. America and Britain, known for their self-serving skewed perspectives divorced from reality

Yes actually. Your economic System encourages people to go to work despite being sick and britain has fuck all hospital beds. And both your countries responses have been to do fucking nothing aside from banning some flights from europe.