Should be one country

It's a bit flat, isn't it?

I know there are also Poles working in menial jobs in Switzerland

>what are the Vosges

Normally not possible for work migration, except for seasonal workers permit in agriculture. Most Poles I know here have a PhD and a corresponding salary.

Alemannic valley belongs to the alemans and if you ad that long rod upside switzerland it'll look pretty cool, first hard penis of Europe, bye bye skandis.

Fuck you, Euronigger.

>Switzerland should be split between Germany, France and Italy
This

w-whats wrong with that??

also Belgium should be split between the Netherlands (Flanders), France (Wallonia) and Germany (Eupen-Malmedy)
Brussels should become direct EU territory

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>also Belgium should be split between the Netherlands (Flanders), France (Wallonia) and Germany (Eupen-Malmedy)
>Brussels should become direct EU territory

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German should get smaller not larger

Yes.

Is it true that German and Switzerland German are very different and Germans can barely understand Swiss?

further readjustments of Evropean borders:
- Czechia and Slovakia should reunite into Czechoslovakia
- Bulgaria and Northern Macedonia should unite
- Serbia should unite with Montenegro
- Bosnia and Herzegovina should be split between Serbia (Republika Srpska) and Croatia (Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina)
- Albania and Kosovo should unite
- Moldova and Budjak should be awarded to Romania
- Crimea should officially go to Russia in return for Ukraine joining the EU
it's a strong dialect. I understand it because I'm from Baden-Württemberg but there are Germans who struggle with it

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Not that different, would be like norway and sweden. And Ohrdeutsch is different from regional dialects, a northern german can struggle understanding somenof his counterparts from badenland or bayer.

Why are bulgarians always this retarded?

They don't understand a word, just had guys from Hamburg here and had tot talk German with them.

I met a guy from Malmedy once, he could speak like 5 languages fluently
He told me living In Belgium was heaven because of how much money and privileges they receive as a minority.

Wouldn't look that way if germany had its ost territories

why are germans so obsessed with dividing belgium; along with the britoids.

It's just retarded cunts that think just cause you speak the same language as someone else you're the same people. Completely disregarding all other cultural aspects

That's true. Actually when Germans invaded Belgium they imposed Flamenpolitik which is the separation of the country and they favored the Flemish over Walloons due to language. Flemish were supposed close to Germans and Walloons were considered foreign.
The irony is that modern genetics shows Walloons closer to southern Germans and Flemish closer to British..

But DNA is such a dumb metric to go off of anything anyways. Especially in Europe. It's all just a huge continuum anyways. Northern italians are closer in DNA to Austrians than to southern italians for example.

>South Tyrol should go to Austria/Germany as well
Sure keep on dreaming.
Even tiroler zooomers want to stay with us, separatism is a boomer thing and almost a meme now
t. trentine

this. What matters is language.

obviously I'm just drawing up autistic fantasies, Switzerland won't be partitioned either

I've to admit that sudtirol boarisch is qtuite good to hear compared to many other alpine german dialects
youtube.com/watch?v=R5VvK2sz_HQ

Enjoy Memet Negeroglu speaking German then

Switzerland is too distant from us now. No chance they will even consider it, they left in 1648 after all and were inactive in the HRE way before that. I haven't lost hope with Austria, they were the cultural and economical core of Germany for centuries and left way later, we unironically belong together.

If you unironically believe this then you're retarded beyond hope. We Austrians hate you people and would NEVER join someone as disgusting as you. Your whole culture is nothing but revolting and the language you speak just sends down shivers anyone's spine.
It's not boarisch. It's Tyrolean

Pan-Germania is hot.

yes normal people don't have problems with immigrants who assimilate

guys i got a better idea

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Speaking a language doesn't mean assimilating.
The Bataclan killers all spoke perfect French.

half of the people here are at least half german anyway

shut the fuck up fake country

yes and millions of other immigrants in France didn't become terrorists
go to Yas Forums with your autistic bullshit
the guy you're replying to is an autist who's seething at Germany at every opportunity, just ignore him

Where is "here"? People here would be ashamed and ostracised if they had a relationship with germans

...Jesus, imagine being this stupid. Imagine denying you're German, your ancestors would be ashamed. And yet you try to argue you're traditional and rooted in your culture. But don't worry, I know you're just a retard.

yea I know

sure thing buddy

>had tot talk German with them

I'm probably being retarded but is this implying that you didn't like speaking german with them?

I often hear that Swiss don't like speaking it.

They usually can speak both Switzerdeutsch and High German, but they'll always go for Switzerdeutsch first. And that's perfectly fine. People from the South of Germany have a chance at understanding them, the more in the North you live, the more difficult it gets. We have so many dialects, but most are in decline. I live in the very West and it's hard, you have to really concentrate in order to understand them unless they go slow. It's fascinating how variable our language is.

>just cause you speak the same language as someone else you're the same people
Yes, but unironically. I don't care about other cultural aspects. Landlocked countries in general have no right to exist by the way.

he means high german, in the north of germany most people do not speak in their dialect but high german, in the south and swiss and austria people speak more in their area dialect

Maybe in Braunau am Inn, where you're from, things are a little different still. I'd suggest moving to germany. Your kind isn't welcome in Austria
Me and my ancestors sure as well don't have anything to do with you cunts. You robot people are disgusting

autism

It's okay, it's okay. You can deny it, but you cannot change what you are. If it helps you cope, so be it.

>yes and millions of other immigrants in France didn't become terrorists
>go to Yas Forums with your autistic bullshit
my god, way to miss the point

ackshually. german is a bismarckian concept and the idea was imposed by force on somewhat culturally distinct regions.

the mennonites and later german immigrants who founded my city don't acknowledge a german identity, but still retain their rhenish/south german identity here and have festivals/cultural events and so-on.

t. gooknadian married to a mennonite descendant.

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Also boomers are dying in masse in your country right now.

>still asshurt about alsace Lorraine

also inb4
>mutt american etc.

unlike burger country the brits never forced them to change their cultures and become soulless americans.

e.g. christkindl markets and oktoberfest so-on are still quite big here alongside smaller things.

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Pic related is Europe's ONLY hope.

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German culture is very diverse and we've always been divided because of political reasons, but these borders changed so often it's very hard to determine certain regions.
Germany wasn't created in 1871, the German state was created in 1871 and our actual history, culture, identity or whatever goes way more back. What Bismarck did was an incredible effort and it had a huge impact on German culture, most of all since it meant splitting from Austria, but he didn't create Germany out of a few states that have nothing in common and want nothing to do with each other.

Swiss German is closer to Italian then Bavarian German

What happens to Liechtenstein?

They're in this as well, can't let them get away. I'd also like to include Luxemburg and Eupen-Malmedy while we're at the autistic daydreams.

my german history is a bit rusty since university but from what I remember there was a big emphasis and push by the prussian state to impose cultural and language uniformity on german regions. its why you see regional pushback and find only find low german speakers in the new world.