AISHA edish
/brit/
Jordan Cox
Colton Young
cor blimey
Wyatt Howard
Janny died of coronavirus
S
James Kelly
yoohoo janny boy, too much threadsplitting going on here!
Jackson Reed
ruddy hell when did he get so thicc
Adam Carter
Fuck off
Aaron James
Ireland's government has called for the closure of all pubs and bars in the country from this evening "until at least 29 March".
In a statement, it also called on members of the public to refrain from organising or goiing to parties "in private houses or other venues which would put other people's health at risk".
Jace Torres
The Wall is brutal
Gavin Ortiz
>threadsplitting
that thread is brit and this is brit, where is the thread splitting?
Jeremiah Barnes
Is it too early to go to bed?
Asher Martin
you know he doesnt fall for such trickery
Jackson Ramirez
Imagine aisha fingering your arse
Xavier Smith
Jace Phillips
feel like shit just want to go back to talking about crisps, slags and poo
Wyatt Jackson
why have you made a new? the other thread only has 40 replies
what's the point in threadsplitting? it's a pain in the arse, mate. is it because he didn't put an edition in the OP? so what. nobody reads it or responds to it anyway. it doesn't matter. it has no effect on the thread. there's no need to start another thread just because the other one doesn't have an edition.
Ian Diaz
My toil gets 90% of its stock from China yet there isn't even a rumbling of sending us home
Angel Carter
Shan't be posting in /birt/
Gavin Sanders
remember all those idiots who bought bitcoin when it was £15,000
Ryan Long
din dins tonight lads?
scrambled egg wrap for me
wouldof add chicken but i forgot to defrost it
Jacob Cox
Why do women ruin themselves with tattoos? The bare skin so much more attractive.
Brandon Sanchez
got a 24 pack of walkers in the cupboard
Nolan Phillips
do fuck
Isaiah Ramirez
wuhan chinese flu
Easton Torres
its bright out for this time
Hudson Phillips
whats your favorite plane(s) then, lads?
(if you don't have one then you're either a woman or low test)
Alexander King
buy the dip
Caleb Powell
Got 6 Gold bars for a £1quid
Gonna be worth a fortune when shtf
Christopher Turner
the ones that take immigrants back were they came from
Charles Reyes
vulcan obvs
had my ear drums raped by it at cosford airshow twice
Liam Young
aisha got tattoos and got fat
i remember a few years ago when she was a little fittie
real shame to see yet another lass let herself go like that
Wyatt Adams
nahhh
black tattoos on pale skin are peng. i love piercings as well desu, especially snake bites.
Elijah Fisher
B2 stealth bomber :)
Colton Rogers
you will have a bucket
Colton Thompson
literally just plowing 100 quid into each of my funds every month corona or no corona.
Robert Carter
>Doctors in Italy have said the virus has spread to the birds and has possibly mutated experts claim
just a flu
>just a flu
just a flu
Henry Barnes
It will go up in the long run. And it isn’t about how it compares to fiat currency, which is inherently worthless, it’s about wanting to break the wheel of the central banking cartel
Jaxson Hernandez
The Space Shuttle
Carter Diaz
>claim
nobody cares mate
Carson Gutierrez
enola gay
Evan Nguyen
>>Doctors in Italy
Xavier Flores
Honestly the UK will be the only country to survive because of their herd immunity plan, coronavirus has proven to be able to reinfect like the flu and each pass it damages the lungs and heart even worse...
Second pass it has a 50% fatality rate and third pass around 90%. It was developed as a doomsday bio weapon by China and somehow escaped the lab.
Matthew Stewart
Jason Bennett
a10
Ian Garcia
smells like cope
Camden Evans
sigh i suppose we're all in here then
you lads really do take your /brit/ seriously dont you?
this never would've happened during australian power hour
Aiden Murphy
It’s going to dip a lot more. SAS have just said they’ve grounded all planes as nobody is flying. BA, Virgin, Delta, Norwegian all reporting problems.
Christopher Harris
really when you think about it if you're a suicidal virgin with no reason to live anyway then there's no harm in spending £2,500 on a new apple laptop because I wouldn't be doing anything else with that money anyway
Joseph Murphy
Pubs are all closed here , dont think any opened today
Cooper Gonzalez
holy fucking cope
Justin Allen
Italy sent scientists to prison for not predicting an earthquake
They are not first world
Michael James
reckon this corona stuff will be over
i think people will just sort of accept a higher fatality rate in old age.
young people will just see it as a flu (which for them it is)
and society will carry on.
Ryder Williams
who is this sperm worm
William Turner
>coronavirus has proven to be able to reinfect like the flu and each pass it damages the lungs and heart even worse...
No it wasn't, the opposite in fact.
Aaron Peterson
wank
Hudson Young
hmmmm
bit vague. there's lots of planes that send muslims back to hell
bit more of a big glider really though innit?
very nice. i wish i could see one irl. this one time a lancaster bomber and 2 spitfires flew directly over my house at less than 200 feet and the whole place shook and it was absolutely deafening. i can't imagine how loud a vulcan would be.
Ethan Williams
Isaac Baker
told you to buy a decent watch for fuck sake
Brayden Baker
aren't pubs closing in ireland one of the horsemen of the apocalypse
Adrian Clark
this but unironically
we got too cocky herdimmunity bros
Parker Howard
all caused by the chinese
Angel Johnson
Yeah something about all this ain't sitting right me at all. Cut the crap cope artists, frankly everyone is tired of hearing from you. This is a grave situation
Juan Mitchell
1,196 new cases for Germany
Jace Robinson
tell me about these funds. I have 5 grand in my savings account dunno what to be doing with it
Brandon Miller
the herd immunity plan doesn't really account for reinfection.
Justin Sanchez
Hmm
Alexander Green
Lockheed SR71, the blackbird
John Price
Invest in WWE stock
Ryan Green
fuck off murderer
Josiah Richardson
My rather straightforward opinion: A government led by Jeremy Corbyn would have had a similarly awful or perhaps even worse response to the virus outbreak as this current Boris one
My controversial opinion: Theresa May, despite being an utterly terrible PM on the issue of brexit, would have had a very sensible and good response for coronavirus. She has the right kind of temperament and attitude for it: boring, cautious and safe, unlike the risky daredevil attitude of Boris or the naive "save the world" attitude of Corbyn
Oliver Hill
never liked chinese food anyway fuck em
David Martinez
and i love every last one of them mate
William Harris
as i say, this will all be forgotten about in a months time
Juan Reed
Excellent choice lad
Dylan Scott
peng
Ethan Hill
Joseph Wright
Raise up mark
Noah Collins
Boris is taking the right approach. Conservatism is the answer for Britain and we can't have a Chinese style communist crackdown.
Lincoln Lee
the curve is not a curve y'all
IT'S A WAVE!
A WAVE.
youtu.be
Brayden Lopez
there are obviously some young people who get hospitalised. the point is not many do.
William Gonzalez
Not been but I'd assume the off licenses are getting pummeled
Wyatt Jackson
We are genuinely all going to die
Connor Gomez
as i say, fuck off literal murderer
Caleb Nelson
pretty sure they said that last month
Jackson Collins
the only young 'uns that will die are frail runts
Parker Parker
peng peng STOOPID peng
Jose Cook
Samuel Campbell
imagine the muslim body count of the average raf fighter pilot
Dylan Diaz
Because you'll be dead
Lucas Bailey
zoomer snowflakes are crying about baby boomers again because boomers had the foresight to go out and buy bogroll instead of thinking it will magically appear in front of them
Nicholas Bell
John Hughes
Seems to be getting worse over time
David Long
>getting everybody sick so next time it happens it's much more deadly means they will be the only country left
What
Ryder Evans
UNDERLYING
HEALTH
CONDITIONS
Henry Sullivan
Surely research should be the first stage of any pandemic plan.
We're just going to be stuck in the delay stage permanently if we don't research it for a vaccine.
Gabriel Flores
runetoil
Xavier Sanders
Serious question lads
I’ve had a cough now for a day or two, do I stay home from work tomorrow or what?
Gavin Howard
Grimly out of shape.
Ian Flores
Lucas Perry
Emmett's big day out.
Tyler Reyes
Tyler Cook
think we'll have alot of passive social distancing starting now. people are spooked and will be working from home, not going to the pub, that will flatten the curve before we have an official 2 week lockdown in april.
Luis Wright
don't believe in the 'rona 'rus me. still go out, still go to the gym, still go to work. literally nothing's different except there's more space everywhere and you can't buy soap, bog roll or pasta anymore.
John Sanders
reinfection isnt real
Joseph Wood
i hate may but i agree with this
Kayden Hall
stay home
unless you are a bugchasing fagg0t
Christopher Thomas
why do people feel the need to share every waking minute of their lives and their inner thoughts? Just suck it up for fuck sake
Luke Gonzalez
based
Jaxon Sanders
heh, just so happened to be listening to this song when I read your post
you will recall this is the song that plays when Matthew McConaughey's character says "those aren't mountains... they're waves!"
Blake Hernandez
Yes
Jack Phillips
Justin Thompson
Don't understand any of the stages or Borisis plan
Chase Russell
nah i think its just more young people are getting infected so more young people end up in hospital
it might not be any more inherently risky, just mre people are being exposed to that risk. lets say there are 20 million young italians and all get infected. 0.2% mortality rate from cornoa. that's 40,000 deaths.
Caleb Brooks
Nathan Edwards
Yes, I don't want that shit near me, fuck off.
Zachary Martinez
based.
would be back with some paint later in the day myself
Hudson Bailey
Pupils who bring knives to schools will not automatically be expelled under controversial plans to scrap a ‘zero tolerance’ approach to the deadly weapons in class.
The suggestion comes as head teachers try to reduce the number of pupils they exclude – which some experts say leads to more involvement in knife crime and other illegal activity.
Now Wandsworth Council in South-West London has circulated guidelines saying that permanently and immediately excluding any child who has carried or used a knife against others ‘is not appropriate’.
The council claims the suggested change in policy will ‘ensure that our schools are safer places for staff, pupils, parents and visitors’.
Landon Smith
F14 Tomcat
F18 Hornet
Logan Peterson
bad time to be doing a tourism related degree eh
Xavier Cooper
Would kill myself if I couldn’t go to spoons on a bi weekly basis
Andrew Lopez
>2 week lockdown in april.
AKA the easter holidays.
Landon Lee
lol
good choice
Landon Peterson
work from home. that's what i did on friday.
going to take tomorrow off though because i feel woozy.
Jose Lopez
Bentley Jackson
I wrote a paper (got a B) in college advocating preemptive nuclear strikes on China to curb their growing threat.
What they’ve done by stealing March Madness from us with the coronavirus is much worse.
While I’m a man of peace, China must pay a harsh price for their crimes.
Brayden Mitchell
>experts in moldova have claimed that COVID-19 reduces fertility up to 88% in males
Andrew Nguyen
Man down
Jonathan Bailey
John Davis
If Boris can keep deaths under 1000 he will win the next 2 elections.
Ryder Howard
>experts in moldova
Landon Carter
Did a poo so big it numbed my arsehole earlier
Samuel Diaz
bet they put you straight on a list of mental cases
Lucas Myers
Not really. Bad time to be in the tourist industry, you’re not there yet. You’ll enter as its picking up the pieces and rebuilding. Perfect
Jack Torres
Experts in cheadle have claimed that COVID-19 makes you grow another arm and turns your tongue green.
Jaxon Anderson
Joshua Ortiz
brilliant, the normalisation of knife crime is almost complete.
nice one leftymong, nice one