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could still double by end of day

Perspective is vital

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#Kony2020

eccentric lesbo mummy

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the /brit/ personality

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They tested only 2533 cases and it's a 9.1% positive. It's much much worse than yesterday.

??? they're only releasing figures once a day you clueless cretin

dear oh dear

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hope i can survive this so i can become a full on prepper next time

want to shag greta desu

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based crowder

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we should have listened

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Lads honestly what the actual fuck do you say to girls when texting. Never have a clue. Thing is im fine talking in person

you fookin' nonce bastid

british carmakers still exist?

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might put too much water in a pot noodle, boil up some eggies, and make an easy ramen

Rate the t-shirts I'm trying to flog lads

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bet she's got really stinky feet

shes sooo cute omg :3

Would you like to go to the zoo?

Bruh why does she look so young when she's nearly an adult?
Did she not get enough milk as a baby or something

all ugandans should be killed

Reminder that if you're not planning to use the virus as an excuse to get off work or work from home for the next week at least, you are an utter toilgoy and you deserve to lick noseberg's boots for the rest of your life.

ask her out x

real shame we can't train civs for the nhs as easily as we can conscript. if we could this virus wouldn't stand a chance

yea all your n word rappers cant stop making music videos full of them

Dece

One of my exes had a much younger brother. Her mum would speak to the kid in three different languages at random times (and I would talk to the kid in English, so a 4th language). The kid refused to reply in one of the languages, but understood it. I didn't see much of a problem and don't feel it affected intimacy.

My missus speaks 3 languages and is adamant our future child will be fluent in all 3 (at least).

WHEREVER YOU GO
WHATEVER YOU DO
I WILL BE RIGHT HERE
DOING A POO

say a really funny joke or amusing opening line
do NOT waste their time with just "hi" they deserve better than that!

You chat about mundane shit and meet up IRL as fast as possible. Try to add a bit of banter to see if they actually respond to it. It all comes down to how willing the girl is to talk in the end, and most of the time you'll be lucky to get more than a 'hey'.

don't understand how normdrones can sustain text conversations with girls or their friends for so long. what do they even talk about? i run out of things to say after a few sentences

Thick cunt.

dum yankoid bentley, rolls royce, jaguar, range rover, mini

>that dress.
she knows

Autistic people can often look younger than they are.

Spain has recorded 2,000 new virus cases and more than 100 deaths in 24 hours, AFP news agency reports.

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Literally only one girl on bumble messaged me with something other than 'hey' or 'hi' and we've been dating for over a year now.

*makes the fastest sedan on planet earth*
nothin personnel

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all owned by an international parent company

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look at these stupid cunts

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the knowledge of having it doesnt matter cause there is no treatment for it other than to address the symptoms, which you can do at home

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Think you're low IQ. I can always think of things to talk about. Anything and everything. People end up realising I'm a bit eccentric because sometimes the topics are deep or random but they end up liking me for it

*saloon

Covid is a bioweapon from the Wuhan SARS lab
China must pay for unleashing this on the world

imagine grabbing greta by her pigtails and making her squeal as you pound her senseless

all perfectly legal of course as she is of age

most of them look like they deserve to die of starvation and/or complications arising from unwiped bums

>Think you're low IQ. I can always think of things to talk about. Anything and everything. People end up realising I'm a bit eccentric because sometimes the topics are deep or random but they end up liking me for it

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sedan sounds cooler

yeah but when you think about the 6 million jews that died in the holocaust it kind of puts things in to perspective

get him janny

quarantine for over 70s innit

true but you're not meant to say it here

>I can always think of things to talk about.
like what? there's not that many interesting things to sustain a conversation about.

where is this

yeah probably best idea

>3 January 2003 (age 17 years)

is teaching English is china a good career choice?

probably not a bioweapon but almost certainly man made for research purposes

britain explain yourself

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Can we talk about something other than Coronavirus for five minutes please?

The country could do with a mass weight loss program anyway

Planet Earth

had the decency to at least wear a pair of vinyl gloves when I was in the shop earlier but no-one else in there seemed to give a shit and were even exchanging physical currency like its the fucking 90s

going to try and limit my poos to 4 a week to conserve bog roll

wonder what her cunny looks like

wheezing
bit of the 'ol fever
constipation
delirium

yay or nay

Started self isolation today lads.
Wish me luck.

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English language board so hardly surprising

unfff

time for a wank x

except none of those other ones are growing at an exponential rate

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blimey

i suffer

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he's vegan so probably

Can't help but have a Reddit personality, I'm an ENTP. Just the way I am.

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Make 1 thread only faggits

probably not, there was a screencap ages ago about some guy saying learning chinese was the worst possible choice in his career since every company wanted him to work with the chinese/in china and they're generally not good business people to interact with
granted, his career was in steel manufacturing and I imagine education would be more tolerable but I wouldn't bother

The media must be held to account once this is all over. There must be an inquiry.

Can't imagine not exercising regularly as part of my day to day life.

I find it genuinely mental. The feeling of pushing yourself, showering away your sweat, the increased sleep and rest, the mental health benefits. It's mental to me that people don't do this as part of their regular everyday life.

I just cannot fathom being overweight.

saw a fanny last night lads

about to watch resrvoir dogs for the first time on netflix
please don't spoil anything but is it any good

Didn't a Canadian oil company get in trouble for this

the stuff of dreams

16 in uk

Costco in Oldham

no mate it's exciting stuff

big tiddy posh gf

tony soprano dies at the end

This is way beyond a Happening, We may have to rebuild society again from scratch once it's all said and done

can't fathom doing something so repetitively dull as exercising. does it not numb your brain doing the same 1 second routine over and over again hundreds of time? does your mind not get bored of it? exercise is a sure sign of low IQ, the sign of someone whose mind can cope with no stimulation.

love how people terrified enough to panic buy are also hanging around in each other in huge crowds

this is an american website and so only american law applies

think I got corona'd

They're only testing people who are hospitalised in a hospital bed cause they are so ill mate the numbers dont mean a fuck

i want to move to china desu, their first tier cities are absolutely incredible

Wow, I went to the store and there was literally no toilet paper. I'm having to go on amazon and order toilet paper online. And the Andrex isn't available on there either.

Don’t you wipe your dick after peeing?

sucking a doorknob

love it when people say "blah blah is an american website"
so is facebook ye silly fecker!!