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same

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*gets bored of this live chat*

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Fragile masculinity and white fragility.

technically immunosuppressed

we always did you fool

So now that the dust has settled, herd immunity is the best strategy going forwards and the world is incorrect, because their statistical analysis is predicated on a misunderstanding of what herd immunity is

>duuur it means u all have 2 get infected!!

wrong, wrong, wrong.

the armin taszarian episode? I don't even mind it as a standalone 2bh

for me, it was the episode where bart shoots a bird at nelson's

Wrong one.

no, i hardly ever get ill desu so i think my immune system is quite good. i don't drink very often either and haven't smoked since uni

but i am worried about my parents since they're nearly 60

Stopped smoking recently but nah not at all.

To the guy asking last thread
Just search along these lines. I'm not seeing many right now labelled n99 as such but any ffp3 should be pretty similar

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Psoriasis
Phimosis
ADHD
OCD
Keratosis Pilaris
Folliculitis

Had asthma when I was a bairn

apparently the herd immunity plan has been scrapped

I was reading how the virus causes permanent damage to the lungs. "How horrible!", I thought to myself, while taking another drag out of my cig.

mental how it takes a virus to finally get countries to close their borders and muslims killing hundreds and raping tens of thousands of europeans

>The strict measures came as two more deaths in Australia from coronavirus were confirmed on Sunday evening.

>A 77-year-old woman from Queensland died in New South Wales on Friday shortly after arriving in Sydney by plane, NSW Health said, while a 90-year old woman – a resident of Dorothy Henderson Lodge – died on Saturday.

Wow, nothing. And here we are basically banned from travelling overseas cause some leeches croaked it

Nah. I have however been playing out fantasy scenarios like I get a mutated form of the virus and it causes me to mutate into a horrible, strong monster that goes on a rampage like an awakened being from the manga Claymore.

Perhaps I have autism.

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parents in their sixties with underlying health issues.

This handy image will tell you all about the feelings of the lower classes towards the upper classes.

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Once again leave it to us to carry the torch and lead the world through the darkness. All the ones saying we’re wrong now will only just be starting up their own herd immunity programmes in 4 months time having fucked themselves in the arse and we’ll be coming out of this mess

Does organ failure count?

Now I've got COVID-19.

niggling a wiggly

WHERE IS THE UPDATE?

uh yes you in the grey jumper at the back

"Why havent all da tories VOLUNTEERED to get infected, its the least they can do after all the austeriteh in me community and the cuts and the NHS"

*thunderous applause*

get an adblocked mate

you can get them for mobile, iOS and android and they work perfectly

the reason they're implementing reduced contact with the elderly is so that when they all die we will have already physically distanced ourselves which makes the trauma easier to deal with

Nah, I have an immune system of steel.

what about social anxiety?

I had psoriasis and keratosis pilaris
Also still get pimples and blackheads in my late 20s
Oily skin, oily hair

Got a gf though

Get your inheritance mate. I'm trying to get it so I can give it to my dad and buy a nice house in Northern Italy while house prices are cheap because empty real estate from everyone dying. That's smart thinking.

The rich don’t live near Muslims.
Muslims don’t rape and kill the rich. Not accessible enough.
But viruses can reach anyone.
Funny that.

herd immunity??!
more like HAIL MARY!
aaaammmmiiirrittee?
hahhahahajjajajajajHAHHAHAHAAKKAJAAJJAJAJAJAAJKKEKKEKEKEKEEEEEEW
weew

>got a gf
can imagine you two little greaseballs on the flood sliding about like you're Hakan from street fighter

I had surgery years ago to remove my entire large intestine due to out of control ulcerative colitis but otherwise not on any meds and relatively fit. Anxious if I'm honest.

Also I work in an open office with about 100 other people and basically the company are doing nothing except they have soap in the canteen where they hadn't before and sent us a shitty email linking to the HSE website.

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I took 2 addies 4 hours ago and I’m watching Freedom Writer now. This is perhaps the first time I’ve cared about nigger children. It’s hitting me in the feels and I hate it

Yeah

Which UK body is it that releases the update infection count?

Tolkien could say he's fluent in 13 languages or 100 languages - it's all the same to me.
Honestly believe no one can be fluent in more than 3 languages

exactly mate. What are they planning to do, keep everyone indoors wanking all day and posting on Yas Forums for 6 months straight hoping the peak will never happen, in a pandemic of a virus that we don't fucking know how to control? These people are fucking retarded. The UK government position is the most rational, scientific approach.

98 yrs old, massively overweight, pozed, lifelong smoker, autism, active TB, non hodgekins lymphoma, erectile dysfunction

the goverment

Maybe it’s the fact that it’s based on a true story

en haych ess

Parliament mate

Social isolation isn’t gonna be that bad for you then is it

jizz

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>corona is out and about
>desperately avoid being around others
>desperately avoid going to gatherings
>will still go to tescos surrounded by hundreds of panic buyers
why are people after bog roll so badly i dont understang

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Watching return of the kind right now

Good goy. How dare those panicking fools suggest people should have a month or two off to isolate. Think about the economy, goyim!

Read this to find out how England tried to fight the plague with limited success. They had guards posted in front of houses to prevent people from leaving.

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Lads how do i get the flu or a cold i cant be arsed going to work tomorrow

5'6 got a proto gf with huge chebs

are the proponents of this strategy going to get immunised themselves then?

Why didn't the British do the job properly and wipe out all of the languages of PNG, India, Australia and USA?

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Few reasons.
Panic buying causes a feedback loops.
Scalpers looking to resell at a 100% markup

Daily Mail

Refuse to believe anyone over 60 posts on Yas Forums

you must have lived some life

I had a chest x ray that revealed very mild COPD (fairly heavy social smoker throughout my late teens and twenties). This was subsequently dismissed as an over diagnosis but I my numbers on that breath machine are slightly iffy

I probs do have mild COPD, about as mild as you can get it

Cope

I want Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.

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Look up cytokine storm

virgin

no virus is going to topple me
i smoke a pack a day and get coughed on by chinks every day on the way to toil and i haven't been sick a day in my life

Oy gevalt you are a shabbos goy, just let the economy crashed and then next year we will be able to swing the pendulum of public opinion back in favour of mass immigration and we can open the borders because we need extra labour to *fix the economy* after everybody was off sick for 6 months

Lick a pole on the bus

might do a corona inspired wank

5’7/5’8 but tell tinder dates I’m 5’11 before I meet up with them lmao

Watch Dear Zachary afterwards if you want to permanently hate people.

>png
mostly in very remote areas spoken by tiny tribes
>india
mostly just dialects of the major 10 or so languages
>australia
dunno
>usa
didn't control the majority of american territory

Once a guy has Chad tier looks everything he does during sex is regarded as god level sex skills by foids.
And if he has a sub human face no matter how long he eats her pussy or uses sex toys on her she will still cheat on him with Chad.

look up walking pneumonia

I wish I could report emmayank and get him banned but I don’t think he’s technically breaking any rules :(

I'm an otherwise healthy 26 year old but I've had pneumonia twice, the doctors can't work out why I keep getting it.

It's a real disaster.

reminder all these methods are valid strategies against a virus

vaccine
quarantine
controlled infection

NIG NOGS

I cannot describe to you just how fucking stupid a question that is. Not only does it demonstrate how you don't know what herd immunity is, it also reveals how you're just a snivelling little leftymong desperate to find an angle to attack the government after your crushing defeat in december

>remove my entire large intestine
how are you still out n about

There’s nothing wrong with mass immigration if it makes my life easier and means I have to do less work

I am fluent in 4 so there's that theory out the window.

Dude

Literally everyone thinks this and says this you just sound like a brainlet
It's like how everybody says 'I'm an master at job interviews' until they dont get that job

I've not been Ill in fifteen years but I'm not naive. I know corona could still take me out

Surprised I wasn't banned for my gratuitous use of racist language last night.

cherry
cherry
cherry bon-bon

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