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londoners have embarrassed themselves on here yet again oh dear

Lads my work underpaid me by £200 by not giving me the sick pay I was entitled to and are refusing to add the pay to my wages next month. I do things at work that aren’t specifically my job but that other people are unwilling to do and keeps the department running. I want to leave anyway but I’m unsure I can find a better job with the corona stuff going on.. but I’ve been sabotaging the department in the last few days by breaking things customers have ordered and not doing the jobs I mentioned earlier. Shall I carry on the sabotage?

cheeky bastard innit

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NIGGERS

I wouldn't want to be going to jail with that virus about, but your call.

have you considered driving an excavator into the newly refurbished lobby and causing hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage?

dad said earlier it would be funny if chinkies went around fake coughing

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asians are bizarre people

Covid Nineteen?
Won't be the end of times, obviously.
Hopefully it puts a dent in the 3rd world hordes before it dies off though.

pretty sure every dad's said that to his family at one point

all dads are the same

*mogs you*

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Seems likely to herald the start of their century actually.

think there will be much of a racist backlash against the chinks living here?

do you believe in any kind of conspiracy around this virus thing?

gotta love them though

heard that on the dad network

COVID-19? WTF, much prefer MAGALUF 2020

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I just want bitter anti london lad to know Morrissey literally wrote a song about graduating and leaving for London and everybody getting bitter and angry they're left behind

they seem to be programmed to avoid any possible social conflict

never understood as a kid why chritsians revere the cross given that it is the torture instrument thier hero died from.

got a painful lump on the side of my neck. got throat cancer.
going to die.

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Herd immunity is based and redpilled. The UK should jump in headfirst and do what populations have been doing for millennia. I can't believe all these retards who think it's one big government depopulation plan. Do they think the economy is going to keep running if we all stay indoors for at least a year until someone can come up with a vaccine? What will they do when the food and other luxuries run out because the UK's survival depends on our global supply chains?

I genuinely volunteer to get it. Why aren't they allowing people to volunteer for it?

thhh not making it easy on jany are me?

so insensitive to people with epilepsy

good point

>I genuinely volunteer to get it. Why aren't they allowing people to volunteer for it?
They are.

How, Pajeet? Its dropping chinamen like flies.
You have any idea how fucked places like India or Brazil are if it starts spreading there?

She died five years before she was born? That must have been rough.

>How, Pajeet? Its dropping chinamen like flies.
No. it isn't.
>You have any idea how fucked places like India or Brazil are if it starts spreading there?
Massively less fucked than us.

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i live atop this butte

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Where? I looked it up and couldn't find anything. I'll go today.

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didn’t get enough good replies about my sabotage mission, sad now I don’t know what to do

>This shitskin actually thinks COVID-19 is the "kill whitey" virus.
Yikes, mate.

not a fan of this landscape
prefer trees any day of the week

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*throws a rock down from my butte, striking you betwixt the eyes*

you’ll be getting a visit in the middle of the night tonight matey and they call me the bowel burster

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It's weird how many autists you can meet in one trip to a headphones store. From a bald guy who praises people's haircuts to teenagers who consider themselves music producers.

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all the trolley boys at my local supermarket are golliwogs

good luck getting up here pal

>born August 15,1822
>died January 30, 1847
you what mate

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mad how the main proponents of it don't intend on personally becoming immune to it as far as i can tell.

dont lie and say you wouldn’t

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this virus is spreading like ur mum's legs

That 4 looked like a 1 at glance.

Are you living in a different timeline where Coronavirus hasn't killed more Chinese than anyone else and they don't live like unsanitary rats with sub-standard (or virtually no) medical care in the 3rd world? Cause if we are then I'm wrong, but...I'm not.

reckon i dont care about this corona thing
that is all

Not racist just don't find black women attractive.

she wouldn't

spain randomly doing iron man numbers out of nowhere

cokeman just sent me this

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Virginia Poe was a real person though

Why are Southern Europeans so shite at viruses.

why is he talking like a swarthy n word

would

No wonder poley’s a fat lad.

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Perfectly normal I reckon.

just cleaned every door knobs in me flat with bleach

I know he married his cousin. I thought the artist had just made a dumb mistake.

Boris?
Isn't that Russian name lmao

Ouch!

Lock down the over 70s, everyone else continue as normal.
Very based plan imo.

don't get the point.
you just need like a weeks worth of food in case you get ill and even then you can order groceries in.

after a week you will be better, in which case why not go shopping again. or in hospital, in which case your stockpiled rice won't help.

how does panic buying rice achieve anything? it's crabs in a bucket

It's normal. You need to spend some time getting used to ethnicities look to start considering them attractive

GCHQ could easily dox you and your plug with the wording of this message you know

Bear in mind they have access to all messages UK-wide, they could just search for that wording and find you both in microseconds

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s bodily smells.

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