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>corona beer have unironically lost hundreds of millions in revenue because of coronavirus hysteria
why are people so fucking stupid

>it's a london vs provinces episode
seen it already

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the so called lockdown. airlines have to fly empty planes to maintain their airport slots, they haven't relaxed the rules yet.

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look at those rancid skanks in the background

remember to wash your phone often

i voted for a government that gives as little of a shit as i do
i voted very well

The panicky boomers stockpiling makes me want to stockpile
Tescos was bloody mental yesterday, everyone rushing about

remember to wash your arse often

Can't wait for the USA to suffer the worst of the pandemic, thanks to toilet bog farts incompetence.

shutup you mug

stockpilers should be arrested

...

swedoids be like
NOOO RASHEED MIGHT RUN ME OVER IF I GIVE HIM A THUMBS UP

why? why would i shut up? because i care about your well being?

havent been sick a day in my life
shan't be succumbing to some chinky bat soup disease, pandemic or not

yeah
shutup you cunt

not gonna happen, DRACO will be up and running

If you wanta genuine non meme answer, there's loads of shit to see every weekend. Huge big parks, museums, places of historical interest, loads of cool things to go and do and see because it's the second most visited city on the planet so it's geared to keeping people entertained.

Lots of mates are here, lots of professional siwth money, loads of nice places to eat over the weekend, interesting things to do, literally a club or group with your niche interest in mind, lots of London is shit, but lots of it is also extremely gentrified with loads of money that looks nice, loads of interesting people, rarely see bored housewife Sandras driving up and down getting angry over the slightest traffic infracion ebcause they've got nothing else to do, people have ambition and purpose, the weather is better (compared to Manchester), my job is far better down here because it's just full of so many opportunities that didn't exist up north where the shit jobs in my company get sent, its generally a nicer, less grimmer place to be, you can tell it has money.

At home in the Manc suburbs it basically rained all day every day a weird grey drizzle, Manc town centre has the Printworks with shit chain restaurants, a generic shopping centre and a load of bang average pubs.

If you want any sort of activity (rock climbing, theatre, cultural etc) your best bet is the Trafford Centre which is tacky and Deano heaven and that's literally it.

going on a tinder date Tuesday, she says she really hopes I look the same I do in my photos. Haha no pressure or anything I’ll just slap a fucking filter on myself in real life shall I

zip it

rents managed to get on the last flight out of lanzarote yesterday haha. good for me because I was running out of food.

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just be careful lad. it's just simple things to do during this crisis. hell it's simple things that should be done all the time.

Reminder that Lithuania is still open for business

Austria has banned gatherings of five people or more as part of a series of new, tighter restrictions to "starve" the coronavirus.

The government is also closing restaurants from Tuesday, and is telling people not to leave the home apart from to go to work, get food or grab other necessities, or to help people.

Chancellor Sebastian Kurz tweeted: "We're aware those are massive restrictions but they are necessary to defend the health of the Austrian people and starve out Covid-19."

People have also been banned from entering Austria from the UK, Netherlands, Russia and Ukraine - an extension of a ban that was already in place for Italy and Switzerland.

youre right la x
soz xx

what was he pushing

got a pal from near vilnius x

Didn't even add, public transport in general, tube, art shows, public shows, doing stuff /seeing stuff that wouldn't happen at home (even if it is a bit weird and wanky), being close to loads of great airports and just getting a 40 min tube to Heathrow, stepping out the door and going on my hollibobs.

I hate living here because it's full of pretentious wankers and so expensive and my quality of life has dived, yet I also cannot fathom ever going home whilst in my 20s.

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim!

but you don't do any of that shit you stay in your flat and occasionally drink with whiny acquaintances to kill time on the weekends
whats your real motive beyond just vanity? please

post the bit about God la x

Right so when they remove the restrictions, corona will have starved to death and will never come back again. Absolutely genius stuff.

might have a PROPAH NAWTY corned beef sandwich on white bread

Great meme and I do hate this kind of wanker I meet, but unironically prefer them to Deanos who go to the local Village Hotel gym, have an Audi they can't afford on PCP and do nothing but drive round to each other's Barrat New Builds to play Fifa whilst their missus snorts coke on their Ibiza holiday.

reckon the pubs will be shut by Wednesday, better get the pints in while you can lads

you mean bee fff?? uh uh uh? haha, you raging homo

Rode one of these badboys from Leeds to Liverpool the other day.

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Corned beef (US) or corned beef (UK)?

Drank 18 cans of skol super yesterday just to get some money in the bank

Say a prayer today, send saint B.T. your energy.

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>got balanoposphitis from shagging
>get it every time I shag
might have to get circumsised, willy is very sore despite smearing moisturiser on it

How come movies from the 60s appear so old but music from the 60s appear so modern?

>front not painted yellow
looks forin
'ate it

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Great meme and I do hate this kind of wanker I meet, but unironically prefer them to Deanos who go to the local Village Hotel gym, have an Audi they can't afford on PCP and do nothing but drive round to each other's Barrat New Builds to play Fifa whilst their missus snorts coke on their Ibiza holiday.

If you want to cope that's fine to make yourself feel better, but I do hence enjoying it so much even though my quality of life is better.

I mean sure I could spend my 20s getting a couple of years ahead on a semi-detached mortgage in 'generic town here', but for once I'm actually enjoying my life and me and my girlfriend make a point to try doing something interesting every weekend and tick it off out of a little book.

Even little things like casually meeting my mates to go to the BFI and watch Lawrence of Arabia and then have a pint afterwards.

Sure you can do it at home, sure it's epensive, but I quite enjoy doing things I'd never normally do and having a pint overlooking the Thames and then being able to literally cycle home in 20 mins.

EAT A DICK LEFTYPOL

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nah youre the one thinking of loving boys you bender
uk obviously

thought he was hung, nz has capital punishment right?

first they took the football now they're coming for our pints too
night aswell infect me now because there's nothing left to live for

lol hes just chillin in jail right? hahaha

Hope the janny crushes the OP under his leathery jackboot. Repugnant coomer worm.

hanged not hung you APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he has the biggest immune system, a beautiful immune system

very nice kot

All my uni classes are cancelled now.

How long is this going to go on for? They can’t keep everything locked down forever.

anyone else shag last night?

Nah but he is rotting in the can for our sins.
Don't forget your duty to your people, pal.

>All these bitter NEETs wasting their one shot at life living in an irrelevant nowhereville attacking this one lad trying to half make something of his.

i've asked you the question twice and you won't properly answer: what is it that you're doing in life that is so superior the dean stereotype? please answer me directly mate I'm interested
>overlooking the Thames and then being able to literally cycle home in 20 mins.
listen to yourself mate what are you doing honestly

Looks more cool in black with the TPE livery imo

Do italians have actual houses or do they all live in rabbit hutch apartment blocks built in 1838? No wonder they've got so many cases.

Probably till Septemberish if all goes to plan

Well obviously, it's an American bioweapon so the USA's rulers already have the vaccine.

>uk obviously
grim

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>They can’t keep everything locked down forever.

Oh yes they can. This is the new normal now

he is inanimate for me

piss off y*nkoid go suck a chlorinated chicken

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>make something of his.
wandering around a museum doesn't count mate I'm sorry but it just doesn't

I'm not having the mandatory vaccine.

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no first world country has capital punishment you mong

was going to take her home but she said it was better not to because of covid19. literally cock blocked because of the damn virus

Just been down the paki shop and sight of the shop keeper handling my goods with his bare hands sickened me.. he must come into contact with hundreds of people a day

need some yiff of winnie shagging that other bear up the bum

Yeah. He hasn't actually stood trial yet. That starts in June.

Cracking lad. Absolutely majestic.

>actual houses

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no you weren't
be quiet

It's not about being superior, it's just about doing different things which I enjoy that others might not.

In London and at work I meet loads of people just like me, not bothered about getting that semi detached in the middle of nowhere and an Audi on PCP, the above average to smart kids at school, having nerdy/weird interests is ok, they enjoy keeping fit and ahving girlfriends, but also doing slightly out there cultural stuff or going to boring museums or going watching some shit old film at some weird indie cinema.
Doesn't make you better than anybody, just about what you enjoy in life innit. I would probably hazard you're quite insecure hence you are so eager to attack me for enjoying the little things.
The Thames is nice, London is the second most visited city on the planet, there's a reason why people come here despite all it's faults.

Come work here for a year you might surprise yourself. When work told me I was getting sent I nearly had a teary and quit, now I've been here two years.

at my local maccies you can see them putting the burgers together with bare hands, i try not to look.

Dabbing puts your face into your elbow, so this is probably good advice

Let's face it though, he's right. Our corned beef is dog food.

>Even little things like casually meeting my mates to go to the BFI and watch Lawrence of Arabia

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It's not about being superior, it's just about doing different things which I enjoy that others might not.

In London and at work I meet loads of people just like me, not bothered about getting that semi detached in the middle of nowhere and an Audi on PCP, the above average to smart kids at school, having nerdy/weird interests is ok, they enjoy keeping fit and ahving girlfriends, but also doing slightly out there cultural stuff or going to boring museums or going watching some shit old film at some weird indie cinema.
Doesn't make you better than anybody, just about what you enjoy in life innit. I would probably hazard you're quite insecure hence you are so eager to attack me for enjoying the little things.
The Thames is nice, London is the second most visited city on the planet, there's a reason why people come here despite all it's faults.

Come work here for a year you might surprise yourself. When work told me I was getting sent I nearly had a teary and quit, now I've been here two years. My pay has skyrocketed, my job has skyrocketed, I'm moving into a nice flat with my girlfriend in a nice trendy gentrfied area, we are really good transport links, I don't have to have a car anymore which was dire (PARKING, MOT, bizarrely angry drivers, bored chavs nearly killing you on the motorway to get one car infront).

all my uni's been cancelled and it's utterly grim
was supposed to be sitting finals in a few months and had clinical placements up until then - the uni have effectively told us that they can't let us sit finals or graduate without doing all those placements (it's medicine, so fair enough) and looks like all electives (where you go abroad to work in a hospital for a bit, normally seen as the best part of the 5 years) and student selected components will be cancelled next year

yes i were. all the bars closed down yesterday at midnight sharp and this fit ting was really asking for it until she remembered about covid19

that bfi cinema in london is wank dont bother

i said, he inanimate for me you gimp

>making fun of doing coke in Ibiza

Spotted the virgin

any Welsh bvlls in?

shagged yesterday morning, then the gf and I parted ways for the forseeable future to go back to our hometowns

Let's be honest the lads in London are the smart lads at school who thought their life would get better going to London and it's a world built for them, high achievers trying to outcompete other high achievers leading to a broken property market and very intense place to live.

That said on the otherside the lads so eager to cut it down are the ones with anxiety issues who wouldn't leave the house and work in the local Tesco, live at home and are trying to justify why they actually don't want to go because they saved a few images of collated DailyMail headlines about stabbings.

good job i didn't book my trip to kazakhstan

>you're quite insecure
see you're doing it again
you're entire life is built in opposition to an imaginary 'little englander' strawman
i honestly find it really sad and worrying thats why i want you to help me understand your perspective
>London is the second most visited city on the planet,
see why do you care about this? its pure posturing

also i've spent years in london - its filled with the same dissatisfied and unhappy people I've met everywhere else. even with all the galleries.

aye, is yer mum and sis prepped?

What’s the sauce for OP pic?

This is what’s annoying me.
They’re literally killing people’s futures over the fucking sniffles.

youre talking to someone who obviously has inferiority complex. we have the same people over here.

don't care about ibiza but please gimme coke

corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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are you in Pennsylvania?

china has committed a crime against the entire world. they are guilty of 7.5 billion counts of attempted murder.

i dont know if its the forin influence or what but the service drones in london are very friendly
is it because they live in 8 person flatshares and are constantly being social or what

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Sod off

>landon

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yeah London is great I can erm..... cycle down the river

>inferiority complex
i wish we could speak in person
then you would finally understand

I'll be honest lads I haven't prepped at all. My cupboards are bare. Once my current stock of 6 toilet rolls is gone I'll be washing my pooey arse with the shower nozzle then washing my hands with soap.

Contemplating trying to jimmy open the toilet roll holder at work and stealing several of the huge rolls they have there.

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yes

Fi

It's all in your head. Nobody mentioned little Englander, you're conflating the two. I said you're insecure because you're so dire to rip down what is an objectively interesting place to live, hence it being one of the most popular cities on the whole of the planet.

>also i've spent years in london - its filled with the same dissatisfied and unhappy people I've met everywhere else. even with all the galleries.
That might be so, it's not a paradise, I'm open abotu the fact my living standards have decreased in many ways, but for me it's still rpeferable and a much more fulfilling palce to live. I've done more here than I ever did sat ina rural town and I would hazard many feel the same hence spending their 20s here. If you're so certain you're doing the right thing there, you can understand why London might seem to me the way your town/city elsewhere seems to you.

Cities in general are horrible

>he's still going to work
not going to make it

why the fuck are people buying toilet paper???????????????

in case they need a crap

IT'S OKAY TO USE HUNG FOR INANIMATE THINGS, FUCKER

me? I'm from rural Scotland
where'd I end up? Glasgow (some call it the London of Scotland)
any plans on ever leaving Scotland? no

take a shower then

pretty much
I live in middul suburbia but go and visit my brother in london from time to time. he's lived there for over a decade. he life moggs me in every respect. nearly all my mates are deanos looking to settle down in their late 20s. they maybe feel like doing something once every 3 or 4 weeks which usually just means a curry and a few pints while talking mainly about old times because there's no new experiences to talk about. life is essentially over, they will be like this until they die.

me? welsh

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>I've done more here
for the hundredth fucking time mate I'm asking you: what exactly have you done? all you're saying is museums and career opportunities like they're the be-all and end-all of life

> you're doing the right thing there
i don't delude myself - thats my one point of pride honestly

Summarised much better than I could in several posts. Ignore and just read this one lads.

dont reply to the portuguese bait

Good for you lad.

I’ve found it easier to minded people with similar interests. There’s loads of great food, museums, galleries. Yeah there’s also unhappy people but you find them anywhere. What you don’t find everywhere is interesting people from around the world.

probably more competition for even service jobs so they can choose to employ the bubblier, friendlier ones.

drug mongs how does coke compare to MD

didn't know they had showers in France
thought that was just a British thing

remember back in the 90s my mum took me to see this 105 year old lady and told me all about great war, she was really nice wonder where she is now

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
lol u wot

1 roll per day?! what the fuck do you eat daily to crap out turds that need 100 meters of paper rolls

>means a curry and a few pints while talking mainly about old times
tell me right now what you've done that is superior to this. very simple question

holy fuck this dime liked me help

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>1 roll per person per day

maybe in the fucking third world where the water gives you fucking dysentry

Shut up you spastic manchild

going to make that corned beef sandwich i spoke of earlier

apples and oranges

ah yes
""""art""""

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dont care

How do i go from provincial NEET to trendy urbanite? I like where i live but i can tell its a waste of my youth to be here. recently got my first days work in over a year but its through an agency so the work is patchy. i'm going to save up