/brit/

not sure if I'm afraid to go to the local shop or just too fucking lazy and telling myself I'm afraid

Hoarders are the capitalist equivalent of kulaks. Anti-social parasites who should have their excess good seized and redistributed.

golf balls

Has anyone even thought about sending out an invitation to Corona to sit at the table so we can find out what she wants?

huel?

condoms

for me its certainly the latter
can barely get off the fucking sofa

Shiiieeet I forgot I had that. Thanks mate

That's my point though, people were terrified, people looted, that pic of the man carrying milk over rubble in London was staged, but giving that outward appearance helps everybody else stay calm.

Sick of these bored NEETs pretending it's apocalypse now because it's the only vaguely interesting thing that's happened to them in years.

>ZOMG ITS REALLY IT THIS TIME GUYS ITS HAPPENING XDXDXD EBIC.

watching some doomsday prepper kino

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Well the transmission rate for penetrating is very low so yeh.

France will progressively reduce long-distance train, bus and plane travel on its territory over the coming days to limit the spread of the virus, the ecology minister has said.

The country - which has already shut cafés, restaurants, schools and universities, and urged people to limit their movement - will now seek to limit long-distance travel to what is "strictly necessary", Elisabeth Borne said.

Why is /brit/ so quiet?

Remember to stockpile orange juice for your immune system
Also stockpile gatorade/powerwade to get your electronlytes topped up

I have half a bag of coffee everything else I just buy from tesco when I'm hungry.

We got CORONA'D

we're all dead

>but giving that outward appearance helps everybody else stay calm.
but it didn't though
people panic as they've always panicked
there's nothing to be improved upon - relax

Unironically not stockpiling beccause it's silly, but have bought a few bags of Huel

just finished watch 24 hour party people

why isn't there any subcultures anymore

have to go to toil tomorrow and use public transports...

This simply isn't true, it's why the government had that campaign.

It's why when things are going wrong govenrments push out messages of calm and 'there's really nothing wrong stay calm' because it makes a huge difference.

This isn't even debatable or hard to grasp, it's just typical /brit/ arguing fot the sake of it.

walkers crisps

Sleep 8 hours per night
Drink lots of water
Use food conservatively
Cycle or walk to improve your health

me: *arrives upto the till with 100 cans of beer*
cashier: stockpiling for the coronavirus?
me: the coronawhat?

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Calm down cunts

The World Wide Web.

Seems not

Because of the internet

Concerned that my dad's boomer stubborness will doom us all.

He's being such an angry old man about it, saying the virus is nothing and people are stupid sheep etc. I'm not one to get in hysterics and I agree with him on some level, but the way he talks about it is really pissing me off.

While everything is flying off the shelves I'm concerned we'll get to the point where the government forces us to quarantine and we'll have nothing to eat in the house because he's being an angry old boomer shouting things down

>but have bought a few bags of Huel

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tea
pasta, rice
long-life milk
pea and ham soup

>he hasn’t already stocked up with at least 2 years worth of rice, beans and canned meat and fruit
enjoy your starvation

Never liked orange juice
Some spastic virus won't get me to suck down orange juice either

they are on discord
see: leftypol, tranny freaks, etc

Die anyway

Noticed a definite increase in people defending China recently. The capitalist propaganda machine is crumbling and workers are realising the superiority of a socialist planned economy.

there were bombs being dropped on their fucking heads every other night, do you really think a government's message really affected people's reactions?
its the same with corona - people see the word 'virus' and react as they always would

if the shops run out of paracetamol and ibuprofen i'll unironically kill myself
t. migraine sufferer

He's unironically doing the right thing and not contributing to an artificial shortage.

I will live off the land

*eats a walnut*

It's hip to be square

not showered or even changed my clothes since friday morning. not been any point really

working is 'necessary' for toilberg. and they're not ready to allow everyone to work from home. so ill have to take the metro and train to get there as usual

or perhaps the shills are on damage control

We had some on Yas Forums back in my weeb days

any tiny house man in

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Yes, you're being completely obtuse about it.

There's nobody saying things didn't go wrong or everybody was happy like they normally were, but the whole idea was stiff upper lip, carry on, don't let it affect you we can pull through.

It's much better than 'WE'RE ALL FUCKED THEY'RE DESTROYING LONDON AND COVENTRY EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.'

It's why they did it then, it's why they do it now. It's why when something goes wrong for big companies they say 'we got it wrong and we will review the process', not 'WE FUCKED IT, WE'RE INA RIGHT MESS, WE CAN'T FULFILL OUR ORDERS HELP'.

Stop behaving people's ridiculous behaviour because a bit of flu is circulating.

Not everybody can work from home
People who say this have easy highly paid jobs. A warehouse worker cannot work from home

What is the past tense of the verb shill?

listening to Burial

>Pornhub makes its premium content free for everyone on coronavirus lockdown in Italy

why are people panicking over a flu?

in brussels we can choose to not go to work if we take the public transport

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you don't even know what argument you're trying to make anymore
also stop redditspacing

but i could. id just need a phone, a laptop and internet, which i have. but the data are very sensitive and toilbergs a boomer who thinks working from home means jerking off

Things to stockpile;

Dried meat/beef jerky
Dry rice
Tinned pineapples
Bottled water/soda water
Pasta
Paracetamol/Ibuprofen
Dried beans
Couscous/quinoa
Vodka
Sugar
Powdered milk
Protein/breakfast bars

A flu and a war are totally different things

news said so

about to eat some pasta from italy
wish me luck

love warehouse
preston is an underrated student town

is there nothing these freaks won't use for publicity

survived more flus than you had hot vaccines kid

old boomers die from the virus and new boomers are born from the quarantine

circle of life lads

It's more the fact that he's being so close minded and dismissive of everything

Would love the HR team to make me their bitch like this

wish it were like this in paris.

shut up

i’m a girl in an Arab household, i’ve been in quarantine my whole life

because internet

He is redditspacing which is annoying but he is also right (mostly), but I have no idea what the fuck he's trying to say about companies.

sounds based
buy him a pint

Fuck off da we're going to starve because of you

you seem like the type to cry about racism

post vagina

great britain... albion... what went wrong? once possibly the greatest nation in the world. now a joke....

yes, (((freaks)))

pics? and be my gf plx

The boohoo mentality has reached critical point in the UK in relation to almost all aspects of life.
Everyone and their dog is now a victim in one way or another.

alright moni

This really opened my eyes.

but for the government to say 'we're fucked' in this situation is objectively false so why would they ever say that?

Is this it lads? Is it actually happening?

Nope, he's being reasonable. Stop believing the media who want you to panic.

nah
everyone's just being hysterical

boohoo?
.com

You're actually being annoying now you know that's not the point being made. shoo.

Haha yeah corona and that

Why is everyone so worried about Corona virus?
I mean, it's made in China, it won't last long

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poos brewing

boohooman

time to activate NATO's article 5
china and their communist regime must be brought to justice

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*wanks to cousins arse*

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Coronavirus finna trigger some dabbas economic meltdown _100_

not at all the point is just so asinine that theres nothing to say

mikey are you worried about being quarantined to your caravan with your uncle ged?

I hope so. Almost nothing would make me happier than watching most of the human race perish and dying shortly afterwards, myself.

It appears dads have discovered Yas Forums during the quarantines

Fuck off the lot of you

wasnt funny the first time it was posted 3 weeks ago either

yeah the chinese and that

It was made in the United States

Half of Europe is in lock down, that alone is a happening

You think you've done it tough? You wouldn't last five days in your old man's shoes.

why do certain sections of society (leftoids) want the government to solve all their problems for them?
how about taking some responsbility?