What da fuck is with that world paranoia with toilet paper. OK I understand that people are buying rice, pasta...

there are many "people" who do not use bidet

> run out of toilet paper
> Just want another fucking packet
> It's all gone because fucking retarded normies stockpiled it
Day of the rope, chads and stacys, day of the rope.

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>not washing your asshole using water
Eeww

I don't understand why they don't put law in place to prevent assholes from buying 50 rolls of paper or hand sanitizer in one row.
Now it's laughable but if there is a real crisis with real shortages and no strict law in place what will prevent the tinfoil hats to fuck over mentally sane people

sugar and flour is also gone in some stores here, don't know why they need so many sugar right now.

Fuck liberals for fear mongering.

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>hate that cold water spray on your flaccid anus
good news everyone

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Fox news is a haven of unbiased rational news reporting
no fearmongering none whatsoever

Normies panicking for stupid reasons has been a thing since mankind was even a thing. People beat up asians because of corona virus, people beat up brown people including non muslims because of 9/11 and people still believe that you will get kidnapped if you meet someone in real life that you met online. There are a billion examples of things normies believe that are stupid.

I don't get it. Does fear kill off democrats? The container says "democrat control" which implies the animal in the hazmat suit is performing a function of removing democrats. So why is he spraying fear? It would make much more sense if the tank read "DNC" or something like that to imply that the democratic party of the united states was spreading fear. Was the author attempting to tie the DNC to CDC, which is the united states federal center for disease control and thus implying that the CDC, which is under the control of the republican administration, is creating unnecessary panic for the benefit of the democratic party?

This is all very confusing and convoluted. Can someone please elucidate me.

Are people hoarding TP in countries where use of bidets is common?

Eventually China helps all of us.

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Better yet, just don't wipe and don't wash. You fuckers want to buy up all the toilet paper? Okay, here's your punishment: I'm going to walk around stinking like shit and you're going to smell me.

These california chinks are spreading coronavirus all over the US.
Be cautious of them.

Coronavirus spreaders (wuhan chinksects):
>MEI MEI CHUN MOY, ALISTAIR ROGERS, CHRIS SUEN, KLYTIE XU, SALLY MA, Christopher Sayas, Paulina Hernandez, Brenda Zhu, Jiyue Qiu, Nickii Wantakan Arcado, Hang Yu, Kyle Catarata, Amber Li, Samantha Quach, Samantha Lam

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You have B'days (spelling?) you literrally need 3 maybe 4 sheets for a PASTY SHIT.

One roll of paper lasts me a long time since I barely shit once a day. How is this possible? Well I’m glad you asked. I don’t eat veggies. I only eat meat and only a little bit of rice

Is that deformed crippled chink an outcome of Ishii's experimentation in the 731 lab?

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He is wearing sweatpants and a hoody, he is obviously just somw dumb paranoid lowwer class guy

wish my toilet had dials

glory to china

>Be Jewish Media
>"Oy vey the toilet paper is running out"
>Be your bydlo
>"Hmm those bydlos are buying up the shit, I gotta buy before they take it all"

No, not here. Demand for TP has increased slightly but not as severe as surgical mask and hand sanitiser; they are sold out fast.

you can actually read this shit? seriously?

Yeah, the person who drew this left this in the description of the comic.

>I don’t trust the CDC. Those who run it come and go through revolving doors, trading positions with Big Pharma. I don’t trust the World Health Organization and its ties to a UN globalist agenda. I don’t trust the Chicoms. I don’t trust any vaccine coming out of China. I don’t trust the corporate mass media who brainwash people into taking constant flu shots. I particularly distrust Bill Gates, who comes from a pro-abortion, pro-eugenics family. By the time he does bring about a vaccine, the current virus will most likely have mutated—like most flu viruses. The vaccine will be useless. A patient may recover from the flu, but the junk in the vaccines will stay their bodies until death. They may even cause people to die sooner than later. That’s what the Big Club wants. Just take a look at their Georgia Guidestones. They enjoy telling us what they want to make happen.

>The tremendous upswing in dementia could be caused by an aluminum build-up in the brain. Autism is off the charts. Chemical bombs are going off in brains of children due to over vaccination. There is plenty of evidence pointing to the barbarity of vaccination, yet those who merely question vaccines are smeared as conspiracy theorists and nut jobs.

I heard you had a lack of toliet papers during the war or somethinng like this so everytime there's a crisis it's the first thing people buy

Anyway I still can't see why it's the first thing people need if civilization is falling apart
Also, you have high-tech toliets in Japan so you can have a clean ass anyway

He sounds mentally ill

Nigger

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moonshine?

Covid-19 is a marketing ploy created by plastic/paper companies to re-insert there dominance into the economy.

Notice how covid-19 airtime takes up all the air time that use to be designated to climate change. No one cares now.

What happens if you don't wipe?

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Thankfully this is a one shot deal, we won't be duped again if true(probably)

>no work cuz corona
>ok.jpg
>come to stay with family until work picks up again
>they have 50+ rolls of tp
>think we'll be fine
>forgot these fuckers use 1-2 rolls a day
i've no idea how they use so much but it's been a week with them and im getting worried

>flaccid anus
Compared to an erect anus?

Enjoy your colorectal cancer

Yes. Don't you?

>spending money on toilet paper
>not having a pic related at home

angloids and nordoids are dumb

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Meanwhile.

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Pancakes are really easy to make tbf

Why is she bald on the last slide

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Facebook profiles exist for these people, for example: sam.chan.9678067

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>Enjoy your colorectal cancer
>t. 20 year old something Pooper
>OH GOD IM GONNA POOP IM POOPING AAAAAAHHHHH

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
You mean per week?

I use 2 rolls per day

why the fuck jap need toilet paper anyway dont you guys have water splash toilet like ?

I'm not a fucking animal so I don't use toilet paper almost at all because i have a bidet.

i use bidet but before I wipe most of the shit with toilet paper first

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
More like a roll per month.
You too could improve your diet and shit better.

If I am isolated I will need at least 30 rolls with all the cooming I will have to do

Cum in your hand and eat it. Why waste good protein?