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first for poo

the janitor has been alerted

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Can't you see
The sun is shining on me
It makes me feel so free

So are we doomed to isolation until they discover a vaccine?

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>page 6

Are paracetamols more effective if you haven't taken any form of medicine in 9 years?

>coronavirus stole it
lol the yanks have a new villain in their mythology to replace the hamburglar

Probably not any more effective than someone who takes it once every couple of weeks

Fucking keked out loud.

Wtf lads they’re naked

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screaming

if you "keked out loud" over that you have some basic humour

Genuinely can't understand the logic behind this question, why would they be?

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KEK

Compared to someone who eats oaracetamol weekly. Yes they would have a stronger effect on you

i think he's confusing tolerance with sensitivity

I doubt once a week would have a significant role in the strength. Every day it probably would, but that's really bad for your body

Just thought logically, if your body isn't used to medicine then surely the medicine must be more effective.

Like when you stop drinking for a year and then have 3 pints, it will hit you much harder than someone who drinks every week

not had your neurons fried by ibuprofenberg

>Boris Johnson tells private hospitals to free up beds for the NHS and orders Rolls Royce and JCB to help produce ventilators in 'national effort' to tackle coronavirus pandemic
>Prime Minister will force private hospital groups to free up beds - or else
>His request will mirror that of wartime leader Sir Winston Churchill in 1938
Elderly face four months in self-isolation - even if they're NOT ill
>Army is to guard supermarkets and hospitals
>Mass naked child events to be banned

One weekend was all it took for him to throw the heem immunity plans out the window.

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Cleaned all the cum off my belly.

Gonna eat some choccy

Then have a nana nap |:^)

>Mass naked child events
didn't know we had these
sounds a bit noncey to me

this was the ugly girl in my class, she sat next to me
why do i bother

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Could times a week for years you would build up a tolerance to paracetamol for sure

Herd immunity was the best strategy though. How are you supposed to mitigated an uncontrollable virus that nobody knows anything about? Just let everyone get infected and it'll peter out by April

not all drugs increase a tolerance to something. some do, and some don't.

you would really need to munch paracetamol for any sort of tolerance to even register, and by then, your liver would be so fried that it would be the least of your worries.

You dont build a tolerance to paracetamol, it isn't like alcohol it isn't addictive or habit forming

w-what does ibuprofen do to your neurons?

good for him
adaptability and flexibility will be very important in the coming months
sign of a great leader imo
but he's not doing the mass quarantine or forced quarantine stuff (yet) so he hasn't changed that much has he?

all female remake of The Godfather with Margot Robbie playing Michelle Corleone in 'The Godmother'

Face will age like milk though

Billionaires always seem to be comically divorced from reality.

Just watched a Jeff Bezos interview where he said it's important to do what you most want to do with your life, not what's the "California Gold Rush" of the time you're living in. When he literally left his job on Wall Street to start Amazon because he was worried about missing out on online retail, the California Gold Rush of the 1990s.

just munched a whole packet of paracetamol to be honest lads

you come to me on the day of my non-binary child's gender reveal

Have a bit of a song stuck in my head but it's not the vocal melody and I have no idea how to figure out what it is

yes yes very good, but are you in London?

Vocaroo it

got bowed legs to be honest lads

In general you don't built up a tolerance to paracetamol. You can OD on it for sure but you'd need to be really dumb to do that. Covid sufferers have also been advised to use paracetamol and not ibuprofen because anti-inflammatories tend to weaken the response of your immune system, something you really don't want happening as the immune system is the main shit fighting the virus.

By the way I have no idea how the immune system works. It makes absolutely no sense to me how the body can tell something inside it shouldn't be there and create something brand new to fuck that shit up and literally never forget about how to fuck it up again forever. It just sounds like magic.

Fucking peng. Much cuter than Dennis' shitty gook.

Can't make that noise with my vocal chords

it's impossible to satirize americans.

he's not being hypocritical though
what he wanted most to do with his life was accumulate as much money as possible
he did exactly that, and did it well
be like jeff

What sort of noise is it

Maybe he's regretful of the path he chose. I was watching American Factory and the Chinese capitalist was talking about growing up in Mao's china and how poor it was compared to today, but how he was far happier back then despite all his wealth

On 4/5 solo 12 hour night shifts of the week can't do this much longer, it's making me feel mental

I figured it out, it was the repeating melody from Street Lights by Kanye

okay well thanks for your answers lads i'm taking two 500mg paracetemols for the first time since 2011 due to this banging headache thanks for the advice reddit

Bezos is all about doing what you want. I mean he gave away 35 billion dollars just so he could fuck a literal bogged 50 year old. And he literally couldn't be happier about it.

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where do you work?

Hope you feel better soon la drink plenty water

how about another angle

ghislaine maxwell vibes from this

Only an asshole would dedicate his life to accumulating as much private wealth as possible, instead of trying to make life better for everyone. Also I don't wanna be like Jeff since there's a 100% chance he would've owned slaves back in the day.

With, as they say in French, le retards

>1000mg of paracetemol
call the ambulance and ask them for the stomach pumping equipment now

haha i'm on permanent nightshifts, been about a year now. This is my "weekend" toilberg was grateful enough to grant me

I used to be like you and never touched any medications not even paracetamol. Shit just gets too hard as you get older. Used to be able to sleep off or ignore a headache, now if I get one that's lasting more than 10 minutes take a paracetamol right away and end that shit. Doc still says all my bloodwork is fine though, I get it checked every 6 months.

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THIS
35 billion dollars? really?
she's got life-ending levels of dirt on him

>Only an asshole would dedicate his life to accumulating as much private wealth as possible, instead of trying to make life better for everyone.

you're a fucking american. you have a literal billionaire as a president who couldn't give two shits about anyone but himself.

if your only criticism of him is that he doesn't give enough to the poor, you might as well just leave america.

was expecting this post

Don't worry, the body can tolerate a fuckton of paracetamol before you get any problems. The normal ceiling used in hospitals is 5 grams, but the actual ceiling is far higher, more like 10-15 grams before you get any permanent damage

>Life ending dirt

Jeff Bezos? The guy is into POO during SEX

heh...that should ruin his life...

Mad how badly shit like this effects some people psychologically.

Peter Hitchens ranting about the metric system again

the occasional panadol or nurofen is not going to throw out your blood panel at all lad

My wife is cheating on her boyfriend, Denzel is going to be devastated if he finds out.

Best way to cure any headache: drink two large glasses of water. Works every time.

>>she's got life-ending levels of dirt on him

When some newsrag threatened to leak the affair texts and nudes that Bezos was sending the bitch Bezos went and wrote a massive medium post about the entire affair, said he didn't give a single shit and they could leak whatever the fuck they wanted. He's literally in love with her only he'll ever know why.


>On May 13 last year, he messaged her, “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you,” according to the tabloid.

>Three weeks later, he sent her a shirtless photo with another romantic declaration.

>“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh,”

>“I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”

>“I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I need to smell and touch you. I want to hold you. I know you’re right for me. I know we fit,”

>“I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you.”

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she was a dork with glasses that kept a harry potter book on her desk for recess and lunch all through year 9, i thought she was boring
honestly unrecognisable from when she was in school
was feeling moderately okay until this aha. might have a drink tonight

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I didn't vote for Trump and wish the 'ronie would get him already. Also the problem of billionaires and their friends seizing control of government and the public commons is more of a global problem stemming from a 45 year old global austerity project which was enacted in retaliation for excessive democracy from the global working population in the 60s.

I still am extremely paranoid about most medications but I give paracetamol a pass.

Sounds basic as fuck. Just my type

what a fkn dork

yes your honour if my client hadn't been sacrificing her career to run her husband's household i calculate she would've earned
*produces calculator and presses some buttons*
somewhere in the region of
*presses more buttons*
40 billion dollars
give or take 5 billion

Not particularly cringe luvvy duvvy stuff expected worse.

>samsung
shes still clearly a virge

limited hangout

Imagine being invested in this slaphead's fucking gay life.
White collar criminal, shyster and degenerate should be thrown in a piranha tank.

Still a billionaire and copped a hot root
I mean why the fuck not, you literally build a fortune so you can do what you want

based

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some android women are sluts