/brit/

yeah
nah

the based kiwi
the wog kommie

don't have anything to compare it to

if you manage to survive corona it clobbers your bollocks and lungs leaving you fucked up for life

infertile and cant produce testosterone and get winded after walking a few steps

sounds like a dreadful quality of life

no gf?

shit..

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need a gf with hanging labia cause the girls ive been with have only ever had very small and neat labia

shan't

the only girl since then that was interested in me was bonkers. 27 year old virgin, very frigid. to be honest, if she had just fucked me sooner, I probably still would have ended up dating her despite her obvious mental illness

should

not wrong

that doesnt even begin to approach how bad things really are

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sorry i only talk with shaggers

if this is true, which it isn't because he doesn't understand asymptomatic incubation, but if it is, Africa is going to be annihilated

i did shag with beef flaps, just not with crazy orbiter

shitting my pants

I can’t find pussy anywhere.

If you honestly think this is man made, you are retarded.

>t. cia

fuck you france

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hello cia

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Just pol schizo ramblings don't know how people fall for it

did i fucking suttter?!

LOVE australians
LOVE brits
HATE americans and canadians

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animal fucking nonce

one of my good friends is a doctor and i showed him that and he said it was plausible as in no glaring scientific impossibilities

hes a general practitioner though not an infectious disease specialist

Would you risk catching corona for a chance to take her to your favourite restaurant

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>her

>shut the fuck up! bitch!

very wide face
sorry darl but i don't fuck steppe niggers

>i dont understand something
>only conclusion is: aliens, cia, Jews, Illuminati, time travel, big foot
Conspiracy theorist are delusional desu

Tell your imaginary friend to quit

The receptor thing is total bro-science that only a poorly educated but well read person would believe, because he misunderstands what he's seeing and has likely only ever really heard of receptors with regards to drugs not infections
The numbers are pulled from thin air

it was likely released by american agents at the world military games in wuhan in october

with literally every infectious disease specialist on earth working on this virus right now it will come out that it is man made and will be traced to a biological weapons program run by some american agency

this will trigger world war three

this post is racist outside of Yas Forums

>i dont understand something
>clearly that means it was natural

Hey super sleuth, what would be the motivation for all this

Haven't stocked up on anything but I'm overweight so in some ways I really played the long game.

LMAO

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Our president let the virus spread because he believed it was a hoax

is this /birt/

no sorry it looks like this is /ucm/ for the time -being

can't tell if i'm memeing or not when i tell american leftists to vote for trump if biden gets the nomination

It's a natural reaction for Americans to let it spread you have a very warped attitude to healthcare

It was China
It was so fucking obviously China
>2008 paper out of Wuhan detailing attempts to add HIV proteins to SARS
>2010 paper out of Wuhan detailing their success
>2015 multiple whistleblowers doing interviews/articles on serious concerns for safety at Wuhan lab due to lax procedures
>2019 modified/mutated SARS thought to be from Bats or Pangolins is released
>2020 scientists prove Bats and Pangolins, at the very least, cannot be the direct species of transmission to humans
>2020 paper detailing how this novel coronavirus has HIV proteins
>2020 paper gets redacted almost immediately by the chinks
It's natural though

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surely youve seen the study that has come out since the corona outbreak started showing that the virus does bind with ace2 receptors which east asians have significantly more of than other races

also pregnant women have had better than average outcomes and obviously while it is still not proven as to exactly why that is it does fit the pattern described in that post
pregnant women are naturally immune-suppressed so that the fetus doesnt get attacked

people would just stay home imo

No. She like all women looks like a vapid, narcissistic slut. Let me tell you something, PAL, women of the past at least served a purpose. They had kids and maintained the household. They were good at it. It was their function. Now the world has gone to SHIT, women feel the need to “work”. Why anyone would want to work in the neo mines is beyond me but perhaps it’s because they get it easy and never have any real responsibility. Women of the past had hobbies. ACTIVE hobbies, learning an instrument, a language, even if they weren’t good at it, they made an effort to put time into something that doesn’t exemplify their vanity. Women’s “hobbies” today are taking pictures of themselves and the food they’re about to shove in their fat fucking gob. At least the roasties can’t travel at the moment.

Every woman, without exception is a liar and nothing but a plump, lascivious little animal. The rest is makeup and costumes.

yeah but i'm worried biden might win anyway unless trump makes some extra gains

Hope the others are OK... safe and sound... and alone! hopefully... self-quarantine is how we'll battle through this crisis

>surely youve seen the study that has come out since the corona outbreak started showing that the virus does bind with ace2 receptors which east asians have significantly more of than other races
That's my point. He's read this and jumped to massively incorrect conclusions then randomly pulled intuitive numbers out of his ass like
>Western Countries lag time will be twice that of Asian countries
>Mid-March

Have sex

Woke people always lionise the disabled but I work with people with learning disabilities and they can be insanely frustrating and self centered at times. Like trying to change someone's bed because they've pissed themselves and they're punching you in the head and shit

i doubt this

china could use a bioweapon on themselves because theyve wanted to lower their population significantly for quite some time now but the economic damage from the virus will last well into the 2030s

America wants to destroy and enslave the PRC

Downies are the only based disabled people. Always happy and giving it their best go.

LOL'ing at this one margaret

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It was a literal lab accident followed by a botched coverup

This man drove 1,000+ miles to hoard and scalp supplies, but now he can't find buyers. Boo-hoo.

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Hello, hole.

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They are pretty cool. Insanely randy and promiscuous though.

doing a read (bertrand russell)

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twitter.com/maduro_en/status/1238986099013419010
based

she'd have closed the borders by now
where did we go so wrong?

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the neolithic revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

sure his numbers may be a bit off but we are witnessing what he describes in that post arent we?

“If you hang out in public today, grass will grow on your grave tomorrow.”

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Wish I could go back
youtu.be/_vmRUf1_bMc

Feels good.
The supermarket that i work at and through which i can set aside anything i want before it's on the shelves has just put in a no returns policy on the items people are panic buying, will be funny when they try to return all this shit that no-one will need a short time from now and get told to fuck off.

Temperatures have plummeted here in Sydney
Worried we'll get some virus now too.

Based chinks

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WHAT law did they break? None. #LetThemGouge

I was going to argue against you conspiracy-tards, but then I remembered where I was

No, America did not invent Covid-19 to attack China. America's economy is currently in a nose-dive.

No, Covid-19 was not man-made. Zoonotic coronaviruses have been known since the 1960s, and this SARS-CoV outbreak has been similar to tons of studies since the original Chinese SARS outbreak in 2002. Hence why you get retards like this: who think they were talking about a secret bio-weapon

you the one that posts these random book pics
fan of your work

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China may yet save the world from the imperialist terror of the USA and NATO,

Going to finally play Witcher 3 lads

china is the nation best equipped to deal with lab accidents
they can immediately quarantine people as well as execute them if thats what is necessary to prevent an accident from becoming a catastrophe

Did he ever use a motorcycle to defeat an opponent? I think you could use the bike as a weapon in one of the N64 or PS1 games.

Not really
Asian countries haven't fallen first, Europe is far worse off
ACE2 receptors do far more than just allow entry of coronaviruses
You cannot simply extrapolate average receptor count to incubation period, although it plays a role it's one of dozens
Children are far less affected by most viral infections (it's why chicken pox is so much worse in adults, for example and why the second round of H1N1 Spanish Flu was so bad (literally called off WW1 because so many children were dying because this virus, unlike most, didn't discriminate via age)

Read about this, thought it was mental that they'd actively seek out isolated tribes to tell them about something that was more prominent in populated areas. Surely the risk outweighed the benefits. Should have just let those mongos relax in their yurts in ignorance.

Virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks

He is dressed like a literal child.

If they know it happened
Not every lab accident is an explosion
They likely didn't even know they'd infected themselves

1. It wasn't made in a lab

2. China is not the best nation to handle this so far

Its a load of shite lad

He should buy some longer pants, looks like he injects heroins or something.

>The Allied and Central powers called off WW1 because of Spanish Flu

This is a new theory. Did you read this in a bathroom stall somewhere? Was it written in cursive shit?

haha yeah
*surreptitiously sets aside my cargo khakis in favour of a pair of denim capris*

dissertation nearly there
just 20 more pages to type up tomorrow

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Not an argument lad
How do you explain the 'random' merging of SARS-CoV with HIV to produce SARS-CoV2 coming from the same city that has been experimenting with such things for 12 years? Of course it could be natural, shit happens, but to sideline it because it's 'conspiracy' is retarded.
Let me put it another way. I think we can agree that:
>To suggest man made viruses don't exist would be silly.
>To suggest accidents don't happen would be silly.
Why is this being man-made impossible.

This is me lads hahahah

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the reddit spacing yank is absolutely fuming that anyone wouldn't be as much of a government bootlicker as he is

The second round of Spanish flu was long after the war ended moron

Good work. Do you have to do an oral defense of your dissertation too?

Started crying thinking about how much I love videogames.

we've all been there brother
wipe off those tears, we have another level to beat

where are the british flags?

This is a cool fucking photo

Been there before. Never a dry eye when the family sits down for a tetris tourney

Left hand corner.

Will definitely be checking this out on 'player

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PRIME SUSPECT lads. Me thinks the dutchie is the one. It all fits together.

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I thought it was from the newest planet of the apes by the thumbnail.

so what are your main gripes with the post outside of bad extrapolation based on ace2?

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We're all gamers here, we play play those games, we get those POINTS!

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Every time

‘ronavirus is gonna make me some srs cryptobux

Because white people are the most xenophilic people on the planet.

What does proof mean? It can't be 90% alcohol that will kill you.

how do you know?