/brit/

the crusades were quintessentially based unironically

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That shit was based, happened here too because yanks wouldn't let maori soldiers into the pub

reckon they got the last laugh

anyone else proper fucking despise yanks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

>Japan (not present)

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ye tbf

thing happened tonight but will have to tell you lads about it tomorrow, too tired

>92 killed
>221 wounded

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A few around all of a sudden for some reason
All quite thick and with nassally voices

how though, i cant be arsed reading it did they neck themselves or something

>mocking a military accident

Dumbass Canadians opened fire and hit some ship mines

dog bless

would you?

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either die as a slave under capitalism or live as a free man under socialism

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From what I understand, yanks and leafs landed on the island, mistook each other for japs (who had abandoned the island 2 weeks prior) and started shooting at each other resulting in 92 deaths and 221 injuries

very thick

>>mocking a military accident

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red leicester > cheddar
but its close very fucking close

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how long til we shut everything down?
can't believe pol was right about a happening for once. this is nuts

saw this in stoke on trent

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Think upcoming waax concert will be shut :/

theyre putting the dome from the simpson's movie over aberystwyth today at 09:00 hours

Mœbius is chilean btw

actually the weather conditions are what resulted in the deaths and injuries

anglo killer instinct, based canadians HAHAHAHAHA what is it with yanks and friendly fire its like they shit themselves at the slightest thing

the fever has worn off lads

think im clear of coronachan

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1776
>1776
1776
>1776

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boris already made the decision that nothing is going to shut down

youre going to just carry on as normal to get herd immunity faster

Based Canadians 'accidentally' thinning out some yanks

Getting a puppy during all this will be nice
Should be able to socialise him properly, not just over exposing him to 100s of people a day wanting to touch him and pick him up and making him resent humans

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Why would I give a shit

no he isn't

>well ackshuallay

shut up yank runt

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1776 was still a british victory

a toast! a toast to /brit/!

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youtube.com/watch?v=yy0q2lAggHI

I for one love it when we all come together to hate Yanks
The true Anglosphere (UK/Aus/NZ/Ireland) should stick together against continental vermin (Canadians/Yanks)

grandfather cock hahahaha get it
as in the pendulum on a grandfather clock only it's a grandfather cock lool

well actually it was the weather that caused the deaths and injuries, not friendly fire

Truly we're the best of friends. The rest of the world is completely irrelevant

AKCHTSHUALLLY IT WAS THE WIND NOT THE BULLETS

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cease posting homosexual pornography

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just had a little wank lads it was great

no one paying bendygimp enough attention

err, y-yes... to the lads...

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JoJo is now on Netflix

Why are you so mean

also this

yeah actually it was the weather and a stray japanese mine that caused the majority of deaths

i mean no but jodorowsky is, the comics are a collective effort

hear here

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>the person who wrote the Irish constitution was from America and had Spanish parents

Oh my lord

should be more embarassed by their gay paki presidente desu

reminder than yanks spent a billion dollars on this glass cube abomination in london

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unironically pengaleng

imagine the smell

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the yanks torpedoed one of our ships during the war too (h.m.a.s. canberra)
bastards never admitted it

*gives it a rumble*
oops haha

>New Zealand has two new confirmed cases of Covid-19 coronavirus. We now have eight cases.
NO NO NO

For me, it's Australia house

they shot at soldiers from here in iraq so much they got bored of reporting it and carried on what they were doing and ignored it

always makes me laugh when they cry about the uss liberty

based yanks

Well actshually the hmas canberra got in the way of the torpedo

old embassy was more imposing

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somebody just gave me 10k on osrs

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you'll be the last to go but you'll go

they're not even going to update the numbers anymore are they
fucking hell

>yeah actually it was the weather and a stray japanese mine that caused the majority of deaths

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Sorry bad throw hehe

don't care

uss liberty was a national tragedy and will not be forgotten

don't spend it all in one place

hideous concrete shite

Haven’t had a coffee in two weeks. Gagging for one

Truthfully, at the end of the day, in real life geopolitically the US, UK and Australia are best mates
But for the purposes of banter among the common men in /brit/ the yanks need to be brought down a peg or two from time to time

peng doors tbf

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just let it happen breh
say goodbye to the grand parents though
gunna ring mine later because its my cousins 18th and wish them luck

>frogs did this to us in peacetime

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guarantee most yanks dont even know what it is

Why would they? Numerical powers sneak up faster than most people realize

By next month, I wager the whole the world will have come in contact with it

if my mum dies i'm killing myself, that's my ultimatum

when the designer had them made all he wanted was some wog from london to think them peng on the internet

wrong, we do

typical french bastards couldnt even fully sink it lmao why are the french o fucking useless

one of the best international missions of any country anywhere in the world in my humble opinion

cant remembr why i saved this

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Just away to have a coffee

The USA, UK, and AUS are a single country controlled by a shadow governments. Don’t be fooled

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What is it with the populist leaders and their hair

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>Since all of the Japanese ships were on the port side of Canberra, the damage to the ship's starboard side occurred either from shells entering low on the port side and exiting below the waterline on the starboard side, or from one or two torpedo hits on the starboard side. If torpedoes did hit Canberra on the starboard side, then they may have come from a nearby Allied ship, and at this time the U.S. destroyer Bagley was the only ship on that side of the Australian cruiser and had fired torpedoes moments earlier.
Never relax around a y*nk, that's the lesson here.

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Giz us one pal

cracked up laughing at this post

I've been confirmed as having the coronavirus but all it has done to me is made me have a slight cough and my body aches sometimes. I had a headache this morning but paracetamol numbed it.

mental how this is true and no one knows

rekt

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Ok but we're gonna make you fight for it

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'im bringing sexy back' is actually an alright song

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What do you take?

ah'm away fae a fag

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>rekt
typical white nationalist american military man like these fine aryan brothers

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proofs??????

It’s nearly impossible to get with young girls if you don’t have an Instagram. Snapchat is good but Instagram DMs are king.

Don’t even think about texting a girl lmao

army on the streets already fucking hell lads whats going on over there thought you were ignoring it?

A very accurate representation of the social contract and the state

>rekt
away to Yas Forums to observe a rekt thread

there's going to be a film in the future called "Where We Go One, We Go All" about Yas Forums and neo nazis

Thoughts on the Silmarillion?

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21 year old virgin here, is there hope?

Like what?

>YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE FUCKING BIG BAG BASMATI MBOKO LEAVE THE AREA

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always

literally what was the point of that

Normie retard takes a selfish holiday during a pandemic to an island country with a minute number of cases
Normie retard finds it amusing when the natives plea with them to at least cover their mouths and not spread their jew flu, compromising their beloved island and a healthcare system that might have way less chance than their first world own
Normie retard even posts about this '''amusing'' experience on facebook

Unironically a clown world. Corona is gonna unleash hell on us all and we deserve it. I mean look at the state of this

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How much Sopranos posting will be involved

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should be illegal in national emergencies
pretty sure it is in most places

pet nigger just did the watermelon crawl

i heard a lot of juans and pablos join the army because yanks give them citizenship after a few years
literally starship troopers

did they issue you a corona licence or what

and here you are bitching about it on 4channel and calling your mate a "normie retard"
not sure what's more embarrassing

Nice pasta gaylord

it is illegal here. you're not allowed to price gouge above 15% in emergency situations. not to mention you're not legally allowed to sell shit out of your trunk like that unless you have a business license

Are Anglos the most powerful race on Earth?

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>service guarantees citizenship
>are you doing your part?
>would you like to know more?
holy fuck that movie's kino

My doctor just rang and told me I had tested positive and told me to self-isolate for a few weeks.

Don’t get why you hate us so much

rather gay if I must be truthful

do you guys not have like car boot sales or garage sales?

People die all the time though

I thought America was a capitalist country?

Pet janny just banned the racist

Cry me a river is a tune

i'll pray for you lad

me running the wrong way

I'm too thick to remember all the names

pet negro is doing the grape juice jig

yes

> be talking to girl for a month
> keep trying to get her to come over
> she says if I send her a dick pick she will come over tomorrow and fuck me

Bizarre situation tbqh I don’t really like sending nudes

we do, I know my neighborhood as a kid had one every year, the neighborhood had a permit to do it. but even random garage sales are pretty common because the permit law is rarely enforced. it's like a lemonade stand.
we are democratic communist

You're not coping with the banter well

tiny dick cuck lol

>Both U.S. and Canadian forces mistook each other, after a Canadian soldier shot at American lines believing they were Japanese, and a sporadic friendly fire incident occurred, which had left 28 Americans and 4 Canadians dead, with 50 wounded on either side. Progress was also hampered by mines, timed bombs, accidental ammunition detonations, vehicle accidents and booby traps.[2] A stray Japanese mine also caused the USS Abner Read (DD-526) to lose a large chunk of its stern. The blast killed 71 and wounded 47.

Decisive Japanese victory.

Would get corona for a chinky take away right now

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how do you go about getting tested? call 111?

feeling short of breath and short of stature

Thanks