Lord Protector BoJo wants 60% of UK to get pozzed up with Coronvirus to develop "herd immunity" for the remaining 40%

What would Corbyn have done?

>NEETs
>survive
Survival is means nothing without passing on your genetics. NEETs also rely on their genx/boomer parents or society to support them. They aren't worth counting.

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he has a point.
If every suspected case goes to hospital, it will overload the medical infrastructures, which can cause more chaos.

lol this is third world tier. Why has the anglosphere fallen so low? I thought Trump and Boris were the start of the new empire?

He is honest and the realist. Containment is impossible, unless you go on wartime regime. All we should be prepared that Covid-19 to be one of our everyday diseases.

I hope Naomi Campbell, Skepta, Jorja Smith, Stormzy and Adel will be all right.

brainlet strategy is 'containment' when it's a worldwide pandemic
if your people are still susceptible to the virus then shutting your borders + almost all public activity will just kick the can down the road, when the virus could come back even more deadly

alright dude, fire up them furnaces and start digging those mass graves.

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Brainlet strategy is what you're doing. If Ottoman Johnson wanted to do something smart, he'd follow what South Korea, Hong Kong, Singapore, and Taiwan have been doing.

Roachman thinking other ppl can develop immunity too maybe?

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It's neither the strong or weak that survive, it's those that are most able to adapt. I.e. cockroaches.

>yeah you should do this method from bunch of small cunts which have calm NPC behaviour
ngmi

He's simply giving the group that voted him in (over 65s, wheezing obese boomers etc) their reward for voting him in. A quick death.

If anyone is surprised this is happening, don't be. British politics isn't about how good you are, it's about how afraid you can make people of your opponent. The elderly vote in the largest proportions because registering to vote in this country is erroneous to say the least (I had to register four times), and they're a spectrum of skin colours, from Paki to Paisley, for voting blue if you can convince them that Jeremy Corbyn is hiding satan in his beard.

I hope that no one who’s got corona intentionally targets old homes and posh areas. That would be bad, it would kill all the conservative voters and brexiteers.

>I hope that no one who’s got corona intentionally targets old homes and posh areas. That would be bad, it would kill all the conservative voters and brexiteers.

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cant say im particularly convinced by the plan but it has to be said that it doesnt really have much to do with bojo or mps, he's basically just delegating the strategy to the civil service and health advisers because he obviously knows absolutely fuck all about epidemics and isnt really in any professional position to overrule them without a serious dergee of certainty

Won't need to, old folks will do that for them
>Literally woman on the radio before ranting about how she doesn't want to live if her family isn't forced to see her for a couple of months
How about letting the rest of the care home decide on that plan, you rabid sow.

>60% of UK = 36 millions of people
>2% death rate = 720000 dead
And that's the best case scenario, if the hospitals are not overwhelmed.

>I hope that no one who’s got corona intentionally targets old homes and posh areas. That would be bad, it would kill all the conservative voters and brexiteers.

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This post won't age well.

What are you talking about, we do plenty of tests?

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Wait, I'm confused, when did Chick-fil-a become soy? Isn't this the place that kept getting caught in more boomer tier anti-LGBT stuff? Not edgy enough to go salvation army, but not chill enough to stop donating to the wierdo churches and the odd workplace ethics.

Chick-fil-a's the quiet aunt who makes a really nice potato salad, stays quiet the whole dinner, makes an oddly specific remark about how she doesn't believe gays should be allowed into John Lewis, and hurriedly leaves for home.

You mean labour right?
Just add cities

That man in that picture is a faggot (as in a literal gay man.) Thus the soyface. Also worshiping corporations because they agree with your superficial identity is soy as fuck.

Death rate double is still the weak.
Aged swell lil bro.

Strength is subjective
Adaptivity is a strength and vice versa.

Keep calm and wash your hands.

Dave Rubin is a conservative though

>How has this country grown so dumb?
Clowns in charge. Never elect a leader with blond hair. They are clowns.

So was Milo (before he got AIDS at least.) You can be a gay conservative, just like you can be a soy conservative.

For how long should we try to contain this? Its staring to become obvious this wont be going away like sars until we get a vaccination which i heard could take up to 18 months. This will become just another illness we have to learn how to live with. Countries cant be shut down forever

You have to test like SK and now China if you want to manage it.

Euroweenies:
>hide in houses, enforce lockdowns, stop showing up for work and pleasure activities
Chad Bongs:
>carry on as normal, refuse to let some piddly little pandemic stop the well-oiled machine that is British society

You people could learn a thing or two from us.

We havent even shut down schools yet :) our millenial government really wants get rid of boomers

>Boris Johnson in charge
>"How has this country grown so dumb?"

hmmmm

Well, your government is run by a bunch of teenage girls and they find old people icky, so it makes sense

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>You *cough* people *cough* could learn a thing or two *wheezes* from us... *collapses*

Christ even Farage is cucking out now. Fuck this timeline. Judeo-christian civilization is done.

Corbyn will have his term in office after all.
Boris properly fucked up, lol. Proper dumb cunts these populists.

Go back chang

>corbyn
>not populist
Abdul I...

>>>Openly tells the country to "be prepared to see your loved ones pass away sooner than expected"

In a way i'm sad but in another way I really feel glad those fucking brexit boomers are seeing exactly what they voted for. HE REALLY CAME ON TV AND SAID PREPARE TO DIE YOU OLD FUCKS I MEAN FUCKING HELL. Those are literally his voters and he's like so what I got at least 5 years fuck you.

And with all this, it's even worse irony because after seeing Italy beg the EU countries for help to deal with this virus shit all the EU countries said go fuck yourself and only China gave them any help. Now even my Italian friends who were proEU are saying fuck the EU now for good and forever. What a time to be alive. Unless of course you are 85.

By the way there hasn't been a single immunity or vaccine created for any coronavirus so I have no idea what the "computer simulations" Vallance and Witty have cooked up. The Flu vaccine is basically a stab in the dark that chooses to stab a different spot every year.

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Not the point, is it? Point is this dumb cunt managed to fuck up even worse than Thatcher. It's over for him. He does not know it yet, because he's a proper idiot, after all, not just faking it. He'll be out of No. 10 before June.

based johnson killing old wh*Toids off

us BROWN BVLLs are immune to viruses

How abdul?

By stating facts that going full panic mode is pointless?

Labour is done for we will be a one party state
Pakis will unironcly die just as much as the old due to inbreeding leading to the most common symptom: respiratory issues

lol, why is Italy trying to lecture on how to contain a pandemic? You failed miserably

turks are getting revenge from WWI

>d-don't kill me boris. i got an A and 2 Bs at A level

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i'm Hindu we don't inbreed faggot
Enjoy dying off when your NHS is sold of to Romanian warlords

The funniest part of the British response to the virus is seeing it quickly devolve into the existing culture war. People hating the government response due to hating tories and people supporting whatever the government does the own the libs

This is all your fault. You have destroyed Judeo-christendom.

twitter isn't reality mr chang

British people are too entitled and self interested to engage in any collective action to stop a pandemic. People will immediately break any rules set to stop mass gatherings and pubs will probably open anyways.
i'm British
I know it's just that people will take anything and adopt it to their daily shit flinging contest. Probably a few PHDs worth of material will come from it

its the same here :DD

>Judeo-christian
>judeo
Drop that nonsense, and the UK has been godless for some time now, it's a defeated country.

Jesus the amount Germans seethe over Britain is hilarious. Brexit happened, deal with it.

Schitzo but would like the NHS sold off
Except the government response is inline with advice from virogists
Criticism to the government is fair but it's all a r*ddit seeth
>i'm english
How many children have you fucked?

lol

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>theology
I'd fuck her.

>>Except the government response is inline with advice from virogists
Foreign epidemiologists have been critical of the government's reliance on herd immunity since there's no evidence it will work. I don't understand why they decided a day or two ago to discourage public gathering next monday. Why not immediately? the government is too overly concerned with "quarantine fatigue" that they don't realize that if they don't take some actions that actually impact daily life, people won't take it seriously and it won't make the scrotes who refuse to wash their hands to actually wash them.