/brit/ the bri'ish thread yea

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1916 ear kino the lads

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>page 7
page 8 MINIMUM nowadays mate we're playing on 50/50 odds here but I like it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there was no bog roll in tesco

Queens of 00's pop

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genuinely the worst film of all time
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late 00s early 10s

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT:)

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blud

He'll be dead for this embarrassment when they wake up.

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French foreign legion has some choons

Have currently achieved 34 (thirty-four) impressions with my Facebook ads, costing me a total of 12 (twelve) pence so far. This has so far led to 0 (zero) conversions, resulting in a net profit of -12 (negative twelve) pence so far for my latest business endeavour.

hungry
might get some maccas on uber eats

Man’s dearest possession is life. It is given to him but once, and he must live it so as to feel no torturing regrets for wasted years, never know the burning shame of a mean and petty past; so live that, dying he might say: all my life, all my strength were given to the finest cause in all the world - the fight for the Liberation of Mankind.

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*enters thread*

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Alcohol gives me energy. Dunno how people drink it to put them to sleep

how can i get a gf lads?

im so tired of being all alone (not really alone cause i live with me family even though im way too old for that haha)

all this coronavirus stuff going round got me thinking about whats important

just want a wife and some kids and nice home

man's got pecs

never watched either the american or british variant of the office because theyre both shite

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all good mate typically takes hundreds of impressions to cop a conversion for a new campaign, particularly an initial one
t. knower

This for your own business endeavour or a client's? Because if your own props to you lad

Katy Perry used to be so fit

Same here and it also makes me a more friendly and sociable person

what sorts of things have you written on your shirts?

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yea they sure have

aye lad well said

peoeple trying to stop dogs from opening doors by prodding them with sticks happens all the time
glad they countered this inevitability early on

Lol politicians here all retweeting some video of a load of people in a packed out pub singing sweet caroline. They’re complaining of people breaking coronavirus guidelines

having a maccies breakfast tomorrow fuck you you can't stop me

This pandemic shit is pretty boring desu

Watched 2 films had a couple of beers

mental how at 30 they all look so used up and gross compared to when they were teenagers

have drank alcohol every day this year

me yesterday aha
good lad

stomach feels empty yet bloated somehow
diarrhea is explosive
taint kinda hurts
might vomit
i was told sell by dates were a meme shouldn't have eaten that 1 day off chicken

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bazed

it almost definitely originated in the wuhan biolab
question is was it intentional or an accidental leak

Any idea what sort of conversion rate I should be aiming for with t-shirt sales? Literally just started today with no experience in online marketing, and no patience to learn before putting my money-making scheme into action. Going off on my own based on an idea that came to me overnight, expect it to fail miserably but we'll see how my £10 (ten pound) initial campaign does and take it from there I guess

Memes about coronavirus and other normie shit I saw trending on Twitter that's not copyrightable. I'm incredibly shameless, I just want to milk these normies for their shekels with minimal effort to myself

Absolutely Unaustralian behaviour by those Irish politicians

on instagram i keep seeing sponsored posts for absolutely shite accounts, people with few posts or followers. why? i saw one for a personal trainer and he has videos of him deadlifting a whopping 100kg lol.

cant believe you lads are still going out and about getting food and drinking beer wtf dont you know the coronavirus is out there???

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geeza a link

*sells t shirts for £100000 each*

Had a double and sausage egg meal a couple of days ago for breakfast, was peng.

I'll take 5

mmm beer

i want to die so this is great for me

alri sheikh la

i get really worried really easily
ive been like this my whole life
one mild symtpom, and i think ive got the worst of the worst
a byproduct of growing up this way is im incapable of being worried about stuff for long
my brain shuts it out and life goes on
cant live in fear when you're always trying to imagine the worst
i prepped with 5months of food in january for this coronavirus
now i dont really care
cant be arsed letting it rule me anymore and ill be fine even if i get it

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these videos are fake mate it's two blokes in a costume

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any bread man in

brexit means brexit

hey janny
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*solves corona*

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proper tired like

Having a plague party in the hotel tomorrow.

Shan't let something literally too small to notice influence my routine.

oi. you. yeah, you. you cunt. you ugly fuck. you ugly fucking cunt. fuck you. cunt. i'll kill you. cunt. i'll stab you. i'll fucking end you. you cunt. you ugly cunt. you little bastard. ugly bastard. fanny. stupid fanny.

Meant.

well you dont have to leave the house for 5 months so you will be fine

europe cries out for a hard brexit

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Delays corona.

What do you think the human race could achieve if we made infecting as many people as possible a priority?

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Cried.

yeh same man

Same la always worried about everything for as long as I can remember so now stuff just get categorised as the same no matter what it is

well look for me most of my experience is with macro-scale campaigns (the equivalent I suppose for you of 100 pounds or more) but what I find is that with a new campaign what's more important than the spend itself is strong, relevant audience building. Once you've got that, and enough impressions, hit those same people or those that went in any-way further down the funnel with a separate retargeting campaign, typically with slightly altered creative (in your case creative could just refer to the copy - ie text associated with it) and move them down the funnel that way

best of luck mate

londoners be like
*gets car melted by skyscraper mildly shaped like a walkie talkie*

gazza confirmed to have coronavirus lads

bit rude

we are all already infected

this is a bioweapon that was released back in october probably by american agents at the world military games in wuhan

it was likely released in iran around the same time or a bit earlier

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Is it quieter than usual out and about, or am I just imagining it?

*ends your life*

town was proper quiet tonight like

Probably because it's pretty easy to set up, and a fairly decent way of getting the word out about your local business I guess. My adverts are probably shit too

Don't want to link to the store itself in case I accidentally linked any personal info on there, but here are two of my designs. Yes I know they're complete shit, but I'm just hoping to ride on viral trends (pardon the pun) and convince normies to buy them anyway. Will be an interesting experiment

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ah yes, alter the virus-receptor interaction during binding. very impressive

fucking love gazza might send him a message to wish him well

Does Facebook keep track of who your conversions are, and allow you to re-target them? Cheers lad

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ACT LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL YOIU MIGHT GET INFECTED WITH CO VID NINETEEN AND INFECT OTHERES

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I'm feeling bit week lately I hope thats because of antibiotics

feeling a bit month personally mate

just met covid-19 in the street on me way back from pub. twatted him senseless

Yeah absolutely, (anonymously of course) but yes you can build retargeting campaigns off the audiences you've built through your previous campaign - I still recommend giving your initial campaign a few more days, maybe even a week first and work on audience refinement yourself in the background for that one

got a day cough, must be antibiotics

BASED

remember when swine flu killed 500k during a recession and everything went on as normal

LOL

Feel really bizarre over this virus. Feels like we're all one human family. Like some lad in Peru and in Angola and in Tahiti are all thinking about this virus together.

PUT THE TOILET PAPER, HANDWASH AND PASTA IN THE BAG

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He's a big guy

remember when your mum sat down and levelled all of wolverhampton city centre due to the shockwaves from her massive fat arse but everything went on as normal

They gave us the vaccine in the school gym
good times

yeah mental that
everyone was a bit 'arder back in '09

I don't even know how the money aspect of it works desu. £10 bought me about two weeks iirc - but will that run out once a number of impressions has been reached?

this will kill everyone on earth unless we make double-stranded RNA activated caspase oligomerizer a reality

...

I don't even remember swine flu, so either I didn't get it or just got it mildly.

But I know people who say they got really sick with it.

my throat has just started to hurt... no homo

reckon my cash cow in the item for item market will be Motrin

that's fucking gay that mate

sorry i`ll be gentler next time

there's a swine flu outbreak in the north of shetland and nobody fucking cares

you win this time bong
[cycles away]

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nah

Just runs out when the spend has been exhausted, not DIRECTLY linked to impressions more the time-frame, ie maximum output for your 10 pounds in that two weeks, audience refinement just makes it more effective cause it's showing the ads to more and more relevant people, people with interests/behaviour aligned

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gonna smash reviewbrahs sister LMAO
WAYHEYYY

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no one remembers the swine flu because the new world order wasn't being called out like it is these days
so they've gone and overblown this whole thing to instill fear and dependence

lol

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sacrificing american child prostitutes to moloch whilst listening to this banger

cycling to toil from monday to avoid coofers on the train
tips?

23% of Belgies confirmed genocidal racists

At least 35,000 people died as a result of the record heatwave that scorched Europe in August 2003

you didnt listen nigga this is my prep

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holy peng

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also I should point out facebook changes its algorithms all the fucking time so even for industry professionals its never an exact science

anyone else English here?

turn the wheels toward your destination

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52% even

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me but im living in the colonies (wales)

aye (ethnically)

Fair enough - it's an interesting game. Thanks for the advice

wuhan virus is 10000x worse than chernobyl

really make u think

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Big willies in tight arse holes.

my ancestors are english

no im british

YES (no)

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>no tits
fuck off

>A flag used in the English Civil War by Horatio Cary referring to the Earl of Essex's notorious marital problems
squawking

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nah prolly 2008-2015

im really worried about this virus lads

i think it's a lot worse than is being let on
it's definitely not just the flu you wouldnt have countries locking down over just the flu

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I am a long way from home

>Germany*
>*1871-1918 empire

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China stalled on wuhanvirus for a full month

They have committed a crime against humanity

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Feels like something big is round the corner desu

ENGLISHMEN I am writing a paper about your civil war. So was he based or cringe?

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>Germany
>*

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Lads I need you to link me the best jap porn you’ve seen PRONTO