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this white boi got some seriously racist beans in his belly xoxox
do your part for herd immunity
someone at toil is in self isolation
2 weeks off coming up boyyyyyyy
Pi pirupirupiru pipiru pi
>119585561
in china, pangolin is a delicacy, they'll usually chop their scales off and discard the rest of the body, kept alive of course. afterwards they'll saute the scales and serve them in sea turtle shells
This is much better, allows us to keep up the flow of conversation without stagnation.
Check one like a bullet from a gun
its PENG
footfaggots like you genuinely should be tortured to death. kill yourself
Leftypol being told his political views are right by the media
do you guys think we will get rationing cards
I agree mate
Kind regards,
Anonymous
Love me mum
Love me pasties
Love me footie
'ate pakis, nigs an asians
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Yeah, murders, noncery, burning churches, satanism, just general fucking edgy shit
The guy that Varg killed (Euronymous) stumbled upon his fellow band member dead in his home with a shotgun shell to the head and both wrists slit, before he called the police he rearranged some items and took a photo for an album cover, not only that but he made bracelets and necklaces out of his skull fragments and gave them to other black metal artists and allegedly made a stew out of his brain matter, pic related
They were fucked
RIBENA POLEABOO RADIO IS NOW LIVE
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when do you "people" think the footy will come back on
looking for someone to infect me with corona unironically. I love a challenge
kek
/tights/
Wish I knew how to punch, if I ever get into a fight I'm doomed
though britfeel already had a radio
'ate racists
how dogs and horses interact in the west.
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how dogs and horses interact in africa
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shant
have you tried curing cancer
August/September for the new season is the optimistic hope, even that might be delayed. This season will never be finished
corona aint shit
its all for the gram
Hey mate
This radio station is rather boring, and bland.
Please purchase a higher quality microphone.
Kind regards,
Anonymous
Imagine being a Liverpool fan, or a Leeds fan. Norf FC owned
kek love this
Did he send you this? Why are you telling obvious lies?
Kind regards,
Anonymous
fuck off amer
Mental how leftypol wants to protect those things from being trophy hunted
having cramps and doing funny poos
Did the janman stop bullying us? He was more heavyhanded than usual last night.
Is this a new janny?
why cant he speak a single sentence without sounding like hes on the cusp of a very nervous self-concious yet somewhat slightly smug and condescending laugh
literally cannot stand it and iv heard his voice a few times now
that glorious feel when liverpool will have an asterisk next to their name forever
tonights vindaloo 'bab
i actually got banned one time for "calling to invade" mumsnet
not liking these numbers
dont care
just like me
fact is if this was a couple of hundred years ago they wouldnt even know there was a virus on the loose
because its effects have been so tiny and insignificant but unironical
if theyve thought anything at all, they might have said "flu has been fractionally more noticeable than usual so far this year, maybe, or maybe im just imagining it. dont care."
get a fucking grip
i know you do, deep down inside
Think this food looks like poo poo.
Yours truthfully,
Anonymous
seriously think I already had corona last month
lmao
>invitation to do a video interview
thats one job off the list
Rorkes lunch
lmao my aunt bought some hand sanitizer but saw it was made in china so she threw it out
boomers are so fucking stupid hahahahahahahahaha
same
had bad fever, muscle aches, dry cough for a week
>Why yes I am a gamer
diffusivity in the modern world and all that innit
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having a read
Fucking hell lads this album is amazing.
Shalln't fall for the 'rona scam
Yours faithfully,
Anonymous
kek once did one of these, most ridiculous fucking thing out, any company which uniornically does these needs to have a word with itself stupid little fucking cunts
it was already spreading in the USA in autumn/winter 2019
Tanning lad here. Just got back from a 12 minute session.
>americans
kek this is me
anyone have any pictures of a big long train?
just saw a german make a really lame joke
Dire gimmique knock it off.
does hormone therapy weaken the immune system?
*unzips*
big fan of this gimmick
nah
you asked train wanker? he loves his trains
Mental
Might have already had it, I got swollen glands for like 3 days then was fine
The cruelty of the anime girl knows no bounds.
reckon i've got it now. day 2 and a half of having symptoms and its not so bad. not had a fever yet and cough is very infrequent.
starting to think delicacy is code for disgusting shit
honestly wouldn't be surprised
lil rona got u niggaz fucked up
hello my name is emma watson
I shall do nothing of the sort.
Gracefully,
Anonymous
peak emma
I came across a cache of photos and invitations to teenage parties,
"Dressed in white" one said with quotations
From someone's wife, a famous writer
In the nineteen-twenties
When you're young you find inspiration
In anyone who's ever gone
And opened up a closing door
She said, "We were never feeling bored
would love to spunk on dua lipa's tits then lick the cream off
didn't know they had handheld video cameras in the early 2000s
Top post mate, really improved the quality of the thread.
Kind regards,
Anonymous
Thoughts on Call of Duty Warzone?
have a swollen glans
ok google, how old was emma watson when filming harry potter 3
she's such a dirty slut!
they can try all they like to ape the popular thing but cod will never be relevant again
2001 boyz
adore philosophers stone emma watson
bruh this nigga tryina hide his receeding hairline
mental that my mates at uni are still going around each others houses and passing joints around like it's fucking nothing
57
Kind regards,
Google
a number of people I've spoken to have realised how China has done far more to stop coronavirus than Britain or the USA
good times
die?
*remembers the coronavirus*
Best online gaming experience ive had since halo 3
trippin that the holiday idea for this year was unironically japan followed by italy
>cod will never be relevant again
It is consistently in the top 3 best selling games of the year and has been since 2008
when i'm a demented 90 year old in a wheelchair i'm going to wear a hat that said "coronavirus veteran" on it
she was post wall by then
Got that t shirt
Haven’t had a splinter in 17 years
kek i member this
from coofer to coomer: my journey in self isolation
just let out some foul smelling arse gas
am overdue a poo (the big one)
t. faggot
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>halo 3
my person of colour
rate my bands best song
blue's never been my colour personally
Jalfrezi for tea de lads
no but I remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme
my anxiety only perks up when the bbc are doing their live feed
im playing super cuckio land 2: six golden coins right now mate
Kind regards,
Cuckio
nobody's perfect
do you have this hairline
ok google, show me mistress t stepmom and sister sph femdom
she hasnt got the virus but a lot of her events have been cancelled
shalln't
Kind regards,
Google
pobody's nerfect
yeah but only boomers and mouthbreathing deanos are still playing it
they're not capturing the crucial zoomer demographic
state of thiss comment
need a beautiful brown gf
classic
would you eat this za lads?
kek this is me (have literally wanked to every single pornography)
Few drinks lads, but of luke Kelly. Can’t go wrong.
want to stick my DICK in it
had some dissapointing reheated lasagne for dinner
drowned it in encona chilli sauce and parmesan
no food left, that was the last thing in the freezer
now I starve
shes got the HIV virus from my pozzed load shot directly in her mouth
does spray does the streets actually help at all?
the infection is spread in close proximity like families sharing a meal together so what good does washing the roads do. it doesn't live on tarmac for any length of time
2bh i'd eat any pizza as long as there aren't mushrooms
Just watched A Quiet Place for the first time
no
would you eat this one?
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>browsing Youtube.com in Dark Theme
phwoar
dont care
NEED
use this as a bidet
screens are so bright nowadays there is no justifying not using dark mode on everything
stop this
pangolin stuffed with golf balls for tea
Nah, it's just good optics
used to play nazi zombies with an actual boomer vietnam veteran back in the day
he must've been a nonce in retrospect
That is a sorry pizza.
Kind regards,
Luigi Pepperonico
china only did it to reassure the public
i had eaten pizza with fries before nothing too strange 2bh, but why the mayo? i think i had eaten one with ketchup and one with no dressing.
not joining fucking facebook just to see whether toilberg is or isn't shutting down the office on monday
who the fuck even uses facebook anymore?
singing along to Melt With You in the lead singer's exaggerated British accent is top fun.
i just know my little zoomer brother is going to poz us all
saw a fat neckbeard with a jacket with loads of metal band patches on and an anti-christian tattoo the other day.
Has your toil said what will happen when someone gets the 'rona? Wondering how many people will call in sick on Monday.
fascinating to watch your attempt at a gimmick evolve
t. gimmick pro
>misusing 'optics'
FOY
Crazy how much my mood improves after getting a few nights of quality sleep
if the chinks had colonised america we'd have rattlesnake soup, armadillo soup, bald eagle soup and god knows what else