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greggs edition

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this white boi got some seriously racist beans in his belly xoxox

do your part for herd immunity

someone at toil is in self isolation
2 weeks off coming up boyyyyyyy

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Pi pirupirupiru pipiru pi

>119585561
in china, pangolin is a delicacy, they'll usually chop their scales off and discard the rest of the body, kept alive of course. afterwards they'll saute the scales and serve them in sea turtle shells

This is much better, allows us to keep up the flow of conversation without stagnation.

Check one like a bullet from a gun

its PENG

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footfaggots like you genuinely should be tortured to death. kill yourself

Leftypol being told his political views are right by the media

do you guys think we will get rationing cards

I agree mate

Kind regards,
Anonymous

Love me mum
Love me pasties
Love me footie
'ate pakis, nigs an asians

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Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Yeah, murders, noncery, burning churches, satanism, just general fucking edgy shit

The guy that Varg killed (Euronymous) stumbled upon his fellow band member dead in his home with a shotgun shell to the head and both wrists slit, before he called the police he rearranged some items and took a photo for an album cover, not only that but he made bracelets and necklaces out of his skull fragments and gave them to other black metal artists and allegedly made a stew out of his brain matter, pic related

They were fucked

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RIBENA POLEABOO RADIO IS NOW LIVE
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when do you "people" think the footy will come back on

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looking for someone to infect me with corona unironically. I love a challenge

kek

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/tights/

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Wish I knew how to punch, if I ever get into a fight I'm doomed

though britfeel already had a radio

'ate racists

how dogs and horses interact in the west.
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how dogs and horses interact in africa
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shant

have you tried curing cancer

August/September for the new season is the optimistic hope, even that might be delayed. This season will never be finished

corona aint shit
its all for the gram

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Hey mate

This radio station is rather boring, and bland.
Please purchase a higher quality microphone.

Kind regards,
Anonymous

Imagine being a Liverpool fan, or a Leeds fan. Norf FC owned

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kek love this

Did he send you this? Why are you telling obvious lies?

Kind regards,
Anonymous

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fuck off amer

Mental how leftypol wants to protect those things from being trophy hunted

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having cramps and doing funny poos

Did the janman stop bullying us? He was more heavyhanded than usual last night.

Is this a new janny?

why cant he speak a single sentence without sounding like hes on the cusp of a very nervous self-concious yet somewhat slightly smug and condescending laugh
literally cannot stand it and iv heard his voice a few times now

that glorious feel when liverpool will have an asterisk next to their name forever

tonights vindaloo 'bab

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i actually got banned one time for "calling to invade" mumsnet

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not liking these numbers

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dont care

just like me

fact is if this was a couple of hundred years ago they wouldnt even know there was a virus on the loose
because its effects have been so tiny and insignificant but unironical
if theyve thought anything at all, they might have said "flu has been fractionally more noticeable than usual so far this year, maybe, or maybe im just imagining it. dont care."
get a fucking grip

i know you do, deep down inside

Think this food looks like poo poo.

Yours truthfully,
Anonymous

seriously think I already had corona last month

lmao

>invitation to do a video interview

thats one job off the list

Rorkes lunch

lmao my aunt bought some hand sanitizer but saw it was made in china so she threw it out

boomers are so fucking stupid hahahahahahahahaha

same
had bad fever, muscle aches, dry cough for a week

>Why yes I am a gamer

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diffusivity in the modern world and all that innit

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having a read

Fucking hell lads this album is amazing.

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Shalln't fall for the 'rona scam

Yours faithfully,
Anonymous

kek once did one of these, most ridiculous fucking thing out, any company which uniornically does these needs to have a word with itself stupid little fucking cunts

it was already spreading in the USA in autumn/winter 2019

Tanning lad here. Just got back from a 12 minute session.

>americans

kek this is me

anyone have any pictures of a big long train?

just saw a german make a really lame joke

Dire gimmique knock it off.

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does hormone therapy weaken the immune system?

*unzips*

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big fan of this gimmick

nah
you asked train wanker? he loves his trains

Mental
Might have already had it, I got swollen glands for like 3 days then was fine

The cruelty of the anime girl knows no bounds.

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reckon i've got it now. day 2 and a half of having symptoms and its not so bad. not had a fever yet and cough is very infrequent.

starting to think delicacy is code for disgusting shit

honestly wouldn't be surprised

lil rona got u niggaz fucked up

hello my name is emma watson

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I shall do nothing of the sort.

Gracefully,
Anonymous

peak emma

I came across a cache of photos and invitations to teenage parties,
"Dressed in white" one said with quotations
From someone's wife, a famous writer
In the nineteen-twenties

When you're young you find inspiration
In anyone who's ever gone
And opened up a closing door
She said, "We were never feeling bored

would love to spunk on dua lipa's tits then lick the cream off

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didn't know they had handheld video cameras in the early 2000s

Top post mate, really improved the quality of the thread.

Kind regards,
Anonymous

Thoughts on Call of Duty Warzone?

have a swollen glans

ok google, how old was emma watson when filming harry potter 3

she's such a dirty slut!

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they can try all they like to ape the popular thing but cod will never be relevant again

2001 boyz

adore philosophers stone emma watson

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bruh this nigga tryina hide his receeding hairline

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mental that my mates at uni are still going around each others houses and passing joints around like it's fucking nothing

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Kind regards,
Google

a number of people I've spoken to have realised how China has done far more to stop coronavirus than Britain or the USA
good times

die?

*remembers the coronavirus*

Best online gaming experience ive had since halo 3

trippin that the holiday idea for this year was unironically japan followed by italy

>cod will never be relevant again

It is consistently in the top 3 best selling games of the year and has been since 2008

when i'm a demented 90 year old in a wheelchair i'm going to wear a hat that said "coronavirus veteran" on it

she was post wall by then

Got that t shirt

Haven’t had a splinter in 17 years

kek i member this

from coofer to coomer: my journey in self isolation

just let out some foul smelling arse gas
am overdue a poo (the big one)

t. faggot

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>halo 3

my person of colour

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rate my bands best song

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blue's never been my colour personally

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Jalfrezi for tea de lads

no but I remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme

my anxiety only perks up when the bbc are doing their live feed

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im playing super cuckio land 2: six golden coins right now mate

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Cuckio

nobody's perfect

do you have this hairline

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ok google, show me mistress t stepmom and sister sph femdom

she hasnt got the virus but a lot of her events have been cancelled

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shalln't

Kind regards,
Google

pobody's nerfect

yeah but only boomers and mouthbreathing deanos are still playing it
they're not capturing the crucial zoomer demographic

state of thiss comment

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need a beautiful brown gf

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classic

would you eat this za lads?

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kek this is me (have literally wanked to every single pornography)

Few drinks lads, but of luke Kelly. Can’t go wrong.

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want to stick my DICK in it

had some dissapointing reheated lasagne for dinner
drowned it in encona chilli sauce and parmesan
no food left, that was the last thing in the freezer
now I starve

shes got the HIV virus from my pozzed load shot directly in her mouth

does spray does the streets actually help at all?

the infection is spread in close proximity like families sharing a meal together so what good does washing the roads do. it doesn't live on tarmac for any length of time

2bh i'd eat any pizza as long as there aren't mushrooms

Just watched A Quiet Place for the first time

no
would you eat this one?
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>browsing Youtube.com in Dark Theme

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phwoar

dont care

NEED

use this as a bidet

screens are so bright nowadays there is no justifying not using dark mode on everything

stop this

pangolin stuffed with golf balls for tea

Nah, it's just good optics

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used to play nazi zombies with an actual boomer vietnam veteran back in the day
he must've been a nonce in retrospect

That is a sorry pizza.

Kind regards,
Luigi Pepperonico

china only did it to reassure the public

i had eaten pizza with fries before nothing too strange 2bh, but why the mayo? i think i had eaten one with ketchup and one with no dressing.

not joining fucking facebook just to see whether toilberg is or isn't shutting down the office on monday

who the fuck even uses facebook anymore?

singing along to Melt With You in the lead singer's exaggerated British accent is top fun.

i just know my little zoomer brother is going to poz us all

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saw a fat neckbeard with a jacket with loads of metal band patches on and an anti-christian tattoo the other day.

Has your toil said what will happen when someone gets the 'rona? Wondering how many people will call in sick on Monday.

fascinating to watch your attempt at a gimmick evolve
t. gimmick pro

>misusing 'optics'

FOY

Crazy how much my mood improves after getting a few nights of quality sleep

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if the chinks had colonised america we'd have rattlesnake soup, armadillo soup, bald eagle soup and god knows what else