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first for poo and corona
I've decided to only poo once a week to save toilet roll
There's gonna be no state left deludomong
what the FUCK is the "incubation period" and why do all the news reports talk about it as if we're all supposed to know?
infected half of Cheadle before they caught me
it can take up to two weeks to show symptoms if you're carrying the virus
Not sure if I should order a mcds or not, it might come with a side of covid
if you think you're the tallest man in this thread, speak up
period from when it enters your system to when you actually show symptoms (3-14 days)
>No one has ever died from a virus that wasn't Spanish Flu
RATE MY ART WHAT DO YOU THINK?
If socialism is so wonderful, why is scotland such a shithole leftymong? it's been left wing since time immemorial
incubation period is the period where you have the virus but dont present any symptons
having the disease but no symptoms
They’re assuming you’re not a brain dead mong, that’s why. Nice of them really
it's genuinely me. i'm 6'8".
amount of time you carry the disease without showing symptoms
that's why its spreading so fast, you're contagious several days before you actually get ill
>socialist republic of jersey
>socialist
>still has a crown on the flag
BBC reporting a man in a gimp suit going around licking front door knobs in Cheadle
6'4
Cruising around on San Andreas listening to K-Rose
can you pass on coronavirus through shagging?
yes my life is unfair
yes i suffer
no i will not stop posting about it on a racist chinese cartoon website
ya
it's fucking misinformation though isn't it
i said it's madness now be quiet
always picture it like alien with the chestburster
the gf didn't take kindly to me pretend coofing on her but is perfectly fine with sucking on my tongue
women are strange
That was an example as I knew it was going to be brought up if not mentioned. But the same applies to every virus.
The common cold could have been a deadly virus once before as well.
Shan't be continuing this topic in to the new thread.
wouldn't care much if I perished
I'm only 6'0 with a 5 inch dick so I was doomed from the start
what a horrible flag
We'll call it a draw then m8
Post shoes.
no food left...
this is it.
Never heard of the Socialist King of Jersey?
wondering if i had batflu last week and i'm now out the other end
Planes are rough eh?
>spanish flu
>everyone ok with that
>chinese flu
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP CALLING IT CHINESE
my shoe size is only 11
am i fuck self isolating if i get a cough
You know smallpox was a virus, right? With a mortality rate of 30%. That was with us since the dawn of farming.
Which war was the exacerbating factor there?
such is the mind of a leftymonger
No problem with Chinese or Wuhan flu TBQH. Using racial pejoratives is out though.
i get the seat in front of the air crew and make awkward conversation about my height the entire flight
hello? based department
You're like a ballerina
just bought a ton, wish i could send you some
shall be calling it the chink flu
THINK IT IS BECAUSE IT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING. AFTER THIS IS DONE WE WILL NUKE CHINA
THOSE BITCHES GOT TO PAY FOR THIS
for me it's the chinkyflu
Fuck Spain.
Why not? 2 weeks off work
bullshit, what the fuck?
Hope Jet2 doesn't go under :(
for me its chinky winky flu
wuhan stinky chinky
very sad i cant order chinese food from the chinky chinaman for several more months
all airlines are going under
yeah kill em!
ate some ice cream and now i feel bad
this is probably what it felt like living under stalin when no-one ever knew from one day to the next what the fuck he was going to do on a whim
>old Chinese man smoked near me nine days
ago
>smoke was blowing in my direction
also German measles
Zika virus (named after the the zika forest in Uganda)
Ebola (named after the Ebola river in the Congo)
thought Spanish flu is a bad example since it actually start in American
UK size, can't remember if that's smaller or larger but it's a very normal size and i can get shoes in a regular shop
for me it's chingchongitis
bruh ordering a takeaway is now a life and death situation
short it
"We're going deeper underground"
What is.
not sure what this is mean to show
I did a job on Arran where I was digging downhill of the island's cemetary during a solid week of rain. We were hitting groundwater.
feel like ordering food
the plague was just a flu bro relax
now cut off after 1500
Not him but smallpox was actually far more lethal in it's earlier years, 30% was the lower end. Even then the death rare varied between where the outbreaks happened.
wait for the after picture
What's the weather like up there?
Where's Noah's Ark dipshit Bible denier
mental innit
Look at the lads haha
I reckon they’re out for an evening stroll, like gentlemen
I don’t want to hear hold my hand by Jess Glynn anymore
>smallpox
Just imagine when bigpox hits, ffs lads
watching episode 6 of noughts and crosses
got battered wife syndrome
should unironically have genocided africa and asia when we had the chance. now there's going to be 4 billion africans by the end of the century
fuck sake