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kek

youtube.com/user/HannieHee/

how it possible for lassies to be so cute bros

18000 steps today

It can pass the blood-brain barrier?!

to where

canned mackerel is actually one of the pengest prepper shit you can get 2bh

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All in here

You won't be able to post here anymore thank fuck.

on the boulevard of broken dreams

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i hope communists do try and take britain by force. not a fan of the neoliberal globohomo establishment but i would gladly put a bullet in the head of a commie for my jewish overlords

for me it's smoked mackerel with boiled potatoes with sour cream and dill on them and beer

damn, i was really hoping to travel to a country that has twice as many confirmed cases (and 50x as many unconfirmed because Americans don't test anyone)

curse you trump

Yeah like 3 hours ago old man

Doesn't look like it.

YOU WON'T BE ALIVE TO READ MY POST

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...

i have a bidet

bizarre post

Ah yes absolutely love living in a country where the government literally and unironically is sentencing people to their death. Based tories consistently sinking to new lows whilst still getting elected.

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hand sanitiser kills the virus off your hands yeah? and that's mostly just alcohol innit. so if i drink alcohol it will just kill the virus inside me. problem solved.

things can change very quickly. russia was a reactionary shithole before 1917. when people realise the superiority of how socialist countries like china responded versus the british capitalist "just die" mentality the blood will flow.

they are both shit, fighting for either would be a very cucked thing indeed, just let them fight each other and then annihilate the winner

>UK talking shit to anybody about catching the virus

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soundgasm.net/u/lunarhiccups/lunarhiccups-we-love-to-take-care-of-u-daddy

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FOC

oh my days what is this lol

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Do you spackers actually watch that shite lmao

2, 3, 4, 1, and the 2 again in that order. 5 can clean up

did you lads catch the coronavirus yet?

>Yeah like 3 hours ago old man

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It’s a walking pinecone

wait on
boris' plan is
a) infect upto 60% of the population with a virus they don't completely understand yet
b) hope that it doesn't mutate and give rise to resistant strains
c) declare job well done

BUT SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY SO UUH-OOOOOH

People didn't vote for the government in the Russian Empire you spanner.

lol look at his tiny arms

labour's fault it didn't go far left enough

wait til all the paddy spastics come back from Cheltenham

south korea is the country that responded the best. it has nothing to do with socialism

it's a baby dinosaur

yeah mad how viruses mutate to become deadly because that's how they work yeah totally mad
mad that something that wants to survive would mutate to kill off it's hosts and thus ruin it's own chance at survival aah yes mad hmm

Unsure if I did

You're government is literally telling people to catch it

Might become a freemason

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Doesn't look like a penguin.

it will be a job well done for him. his aim is to cull the working class, disabled, and elderly who contribute a net loss to the economy

better than locking people in their houses and them singing to each other life poofters.

genuinely think i might have, got a sore throat but no other symptoms. met my dad today and he was coughing a lot.

Chinese Armadillo

Voting in capitalist states is meaningless. The capitalist parties all agree that capitalism must be maintained.

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just got diagnosed

with big willy syndrome

haha wahey

Song's SHITE. Lover has about 50% SHITE songs

anyone else really fucking hate yanks

south korea isn't a country and nope, china did. china was targeted with the virus in an attempt to splinter the country and it has come out on top.

old news, he's done a u turn

bravo

3 4 2 5 1

shit

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Perhaps I'll just go work on a farm in south america and wait for it all to blow over

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>Full wall blinds
Sickening never post again

You're still a joke for it

screaming

Thread Theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=CGhpkiad5bU

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no you didn’t
be quiet

>locking people in their houses and them singing to each other life poofters.
Actually this is incredibly based

youtube.com/watch?v=ele2DMU49Jk

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sucking a pengolin

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viruses don't exist
never seen one

without the working class you parasites wouldn't even be alive.

Bat is perfectly fine food. They call them chicken of the cave for a reason. Just like horses and rabbits are good food yet people keep them as pets.

getting very tired of the armchair virologist on this site
>hmm yes r numbers
>hmm yes ade yes I know what this is
>did you know it hides and knows when your immune ssystem is weak hmm yes this is how it works
>hmm yes I studied virology for all of 5 minutes

off you fuck then

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the pet pengolin just escaped

mad how much happier I was when I had a dog even though my house was a virtual toxic waste zone compared to now when its pristine/aesthetic af but utterly empty emotionally

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ITS PENG

lot going on here ngl

unrestricted submarine warfare to be announced

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all the experts are saying south korea handled it best, and it was china's own bioweapon and china isn't socialist anymore than nazi germany was anyway

okay okay, I am sorry. but your herd strategy sounds retarded.

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t. was saying it was literally nothing until it turned out to be massive

im a virologist

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t. shut the fuck up you stupid twat

father is pissed off at me for me not wearing a facemask on my way to toil the stupid fucking cunt

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it's a us bioweapon
comparing a marxist leninist country to a fascist state is obscene

There's something they aren't telling us about this disease

I'm ready for Corona. Are you?

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time to put him down

that it's a bioweapon

i actually took a course on statistical epidemiology last year at uni

not one of the statisticposting mongs tho

wasn't me

people are still going to mass and pubs and restaurants are fucking packed
stupid cunts should be shot

They're literally identical.

It is just a fly bro

>I'm ready for Corona. Are you?

NOT ALL TOILET PAPER

user YOU WON'T MAKE IT.

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Oh bore off there's literally no proof or anything to even suggest it is

people want to be right about this
they can't stop doing their normal routine without admitting they were wrong

it's just a pangolin bro

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leftypol freak

I will wipe my ass with hand sanitizer

it’s going to work though boris wouldn’t do it if it wouldn’t work.

stupid 'it's habbening' cunts like you should be shot

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>it's a us bioweapon
prove it
>comparing a marxist leninist country to a fascist state is obscene
china is fascist the only difference between china and nazi germany is that nazi germany had some regard for it's own population, china has none.

I'm sure ireland will be at the forefront of this

bad times ahead frens
maybe no computer, maybe no home
i will go away but we are two of soul
i will return

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link to this site?

IN DA MIDDUL OF DE STREET

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What'd you do with your dog?

Remember on Monday when I revealed to you all my insider knowledge about how it was airborne and that everything would get shut down very soon? Why did nobody believe me?

youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

Laaaaaaaaaaaaads

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My internet is fucked because it is overloaded because everyone is isolating.
It's like 1999 all over again.

>wasn't me

No one is doing the Herd thing that is crazy. You are endangering others if that thing mutates and gets stronger wtf

yes, that it was created the USA
hub.jhu.edu/2019/11/06/event-201-health-security/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Military_World_Games
twitter.com/zlj517/status/1238111898828066823
globalresearch.ca/covid-19-further-evidence-virus-originated-us

there's enough circumstantial evidence to suggest that it is
obvious there is no hard evidence because that would defeat the whole point of releasing a bioweapon

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING WYPIPO

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>There's something they aren't telling us about this disease
I suspect that the convalescent carry is rather longer than it's practical to screen. May even be lifetime, at least in some. Which would certainly exonerate Britgov's seemingly "out of step" policies.

keep calm and carry on

>twitter
>I've just learned
>no source

Yes and I've just learned Kobe rose from the grave and is now shooting hoops in harlem.
FUCK OFF

Lads wtf happens if I get it, I live with with my unhealthy smoking old mum and my sister who is pregnant at the moment

if I get it I cant exactly stay home with it can I???

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fuck off larper

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shut up nigger, just shut up

It’s just a flu bro

Genuinely starting to worry now. Bought a massive pack of 24 toilet rolls from aldi

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my friends dad owns a restaurant and it's got 8 bookings tonight
usually has 80 on a saturday night

what are you on about

please don't post stuff from jhu to defend your bullshit, they are completely unrelated

Ronan keating is pretty based

IS SPANISH FLU WAS 10 YEARS AGO. NO ONE WOULD BE DOING THAT. PEOPLE FORGET HOW BAD SHIT LIKE THIS CAN BECOME LOOK IT UP AND HIDE IN A HOLE.

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leftypol losing it

just created an osrs account
it's gamer time

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it's not your fault that women are degenerates

OMG did the monkey do an ebonics song

Because you posted a guess on an anonymous image board backed up with no source nor evidence to your claim you stupid fucking spastic.

Now I don't know anything about biology, microbiology, virology, neurology, nerurovirology, immunology, epidemiology, cardiology or pathology but I think:

What if the coronavirus got into some bats?

>A United Statian
Stopped reading right there

want to run up to warwick davies and coof in his face

yeah mate just go sleep outside

went around in a van smoking weed and solving mysteries

I’ll take care of your sister mate

hes right despite being retarded

FUARK lads remember this absolute belter

youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

recon those yank preppers are feeling quite smug right now in their bunkers self isolating

youtube.com/watch?v=A7O--aYOeuI

BATMAN

proper slambeast

does your sister have nice feet

this is it lads, it's the extinction event

>guess
It was something I learned directly from the NI Health Minister's mouth.

>five nights at freddy's

what a bender

Always find it funny how much white people really make these people seethe, even more so give that white people don't give a fuck about their crying and whinging.

going bricker tonight

On the other hand, if it doesn't the UK will be out the far end of this in double quick time compared to the "delay" nations.

>*IF SPANISH FLU WAS 10 YEARS AGO

JUST WATCH THIS

EVERYONE GOT SICK, THE THING MUTATED CAME BACK AROUND AND LAYED WASTE TO EVERYONE AND ALL THE THINGS

youtube.com/watch?v=UDY5COg2P2c

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QUICK

Name the most high profile person to die of covid19 before this is over. Winner gets forever bragging rights

have place for your sister lad

I literally walked down the street an hour ago and 2 different restaurants were full and mass was on
pubs were completely packed 2 days ago with students

good lad
meet me at ammonite crabs on 310. you've got 10 minutes

the golliwog man doing another ebonics poem

youtube.com/watch?v=16YnOUnbE6s

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WHOA HANG ON ARE YOU TELLING ME A VIRUS HIT A BUNCH OF LADS COMING BACK FROM ONE OF THE BLOODIEST, DIRTIEST CONFLICT THE WORLD HAD SEEN WHERE GAS WARFARE WAS USED AND THEY WERE CRAMPED IN SHITTY TRENCHES DID A NUMBER ON THEM?

the world will be inherited by the antisocial NEETs

Trump ofc

It'll be an Italian official.

seaside mark

coronavirus is literally nothing. only old people will die.

james may

Just fly to Canada, stay for 2 weeks, and then fly to the USA innit

people who buy out shit like this to resell it need to have their families executed

bill gates talks about depopulating the world constantly
capitalism means genocide

the queen

Right about what?

shut up you frog piece of shit

I'm going to the pub* in an hour you lads want to come?

*brewery

the savior of the human race

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Truly a turning point in our evolution. No longer is it the stronger who survive but the smarter.

the homeboys can dance good okay

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theresa may

BOSS NIGGA

>then fly to the USA
for what reason?

this isnt funny any more
I thought this would just be banter like sars or swine flu

Are there many black people in mexico?

baby sneed

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atheism

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if he meant it he wouldn't have sunk millions into his foundation

Ozzy osbourne

just a handful

Paul Gascoigne

Just have a few pints before bed each night, that's what I've been doing.

looks like a ghoulish alien specimen from the thumbnail

>your settler-colonial mentality
lmao
fucking state of this wog.

no

As always it will be the most adaptable that survive. I do think we may be looking at the genuine beginning of the long heralded "Asian Century" though.

I AM SAYING THEY GOT DOUBLE SICK, HERD WON'T WORK ABANDONED HERD

VIRUSES ARE NOT LIONS AND A HERD WILL NOT PROTECTS YOU

ABANDONED THE HERD

France going on lockdown

youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

00s bangers just non stop today lads

the new oneitis

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your mum

this but also after I opened it

Will are Tim be alright?

genuine tip:

don't forget to keep yourself extra hydrated in addition to washing your hands more. water is obviously important and your body works a hell of a lot better when there's a lot of it and your immune system will have everything it needs to fight off the infection as best as it can.

so whatever you normally drink, double it

Gagging for a Tescosbowl Livestream, saw one guy today try to take the last bottle of calpol out of a woman's hands

IDIOT
THE SPANISH FLU HIT HARD ON THE 2ND WAVE BECAUSE A LOAD OF ALREADY HALF DEAD AND SICK PEOPLE WERE COMING HOME FROM THE WAR

... went for a walk ...
... dinner making ...
... went for a walk ...
... dinner making ...
... went for a walk ...
... dinner making ...

are they human

just pushed an Armenian tourist down the stairs in Oxford Circus tube station

the reason south korea and china have been able to stop the virus is because both are monoracial societies

every second spent in the presence of the toilfu is a living hell
shes so fucking lovely it's torturous to know in a just world where i wasn't such an cringey little spergy spastic freak there would be a decent chance of us being together

Not if they keep eating bats.

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Charles followed by the Queen the day after.

need a chink gf

so you're saying panic buy water
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I MUST ALERT THE NEWS

-sneezing
-runny nose
-slight fever

lads?

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feel bad for hard water areas

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Natty gains desu breh

what can I do to increase the chances of the virus defeating my immune system?

it's still up for debate

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if you are sneezing but not coofing it is unlikely to be coronachan

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reckon aggressive testing and treatment had something to do with it

haha cya

still plenty of skol super in the corner shop

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have you seen her feet?

IT MUTATED.

EVEN YOUR OWN EXPERTS ARE SAYING THE HERD THING WILL WORK AND THEY ARE HOPING IT DOES NOT MUTATE.

BECAUSE THEY KNOW A MUTATION MEANS REINFECTION

AND THE PROBLEM WITH MUTATION IS IT GETS STRONGER

FFS MAN DID YOU NOT TAKE EVOLUTION CLASSES.

IT WILL EVOLVE AND GET BETTER AT BEING A DEADLY KILLING MACHINE

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Decided Dr. John Campbell is a panic monger

let a bender give you HIV

post the one where he's eating the horses head. That shits just fucking nasty

the sectioning really did a number on him

Reckon Gary linekers gonna get it

fake it til you make it

feels good to have something in common with absolute chads like tom hanks, dybala and arteta even if it is a deadly incurable disease