/brit/

Kys also helps

>coronavirus case conformed in the local pub
Guess who was there yesterday lads haha guess who's going to die a virgin haha

i still don't understand why we can't wait until the last page to make a new.

unless you grow your own food, you're part of the problem.

generals are the cancer that is killing Yas Forums

>you arrive in London

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we're living through the single biggest event any of us will ever live through in our lives

Reckon itll be the brexit tory voters

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nah

why wait it takes like 1 min to sink and i want to finish my blogpoast before it dies

Too many white people in this picture to be London

Fair but most meat is local and therefore doesn't pollute the earth via ship/plane

>not 9/11

Bet you £10,000 Debenhams goes bust as a result of the coronavirus.

Seen countless news articles about struggling high streets, shopping centres, retail sales and countless shops going into administration and then going bust and this was all before coronavirus. There is absolutely zero chance that Debenhams, which was already teetering on collapse, is going to survive with people now holing up in their homes more than usual.

Mental how I know these things.

faux-woke rubbish
generals are the only thing keeping Yas Forums alive, that's the final redpill
look at /bant/ if you want to see Yas Forums without generals

never shopped there in my life

Can tell it's a fake panic when theres anything left on shelves at all.

Honestly thought Debenhams had already gone under looked it up and was surprised to find it's still going

personally I hope boots collapses as well as debenhams

>stock being taken off cages and placed on the floor to be put back on shelves
>turned over cardboard cage to get rid of outer packaging

i watched the iraq war on TV
never really saw much though

kek but why would anyone troll based George?

the scran

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meet me at the swan centre in eastleigh

are you literally 15 years old

Mike Ashley will snap it up for a bargain no bother

Fuck Superdrug as well while we're at it. And Waterstone's.

Which diet demands less international trade?

>a chemist will collapse during a health crisis

unlikely

broke up with the gf today lads
don't exactly have the most extensive social life so bracing myself for some profound loneliness
pretty grim

FUCK there were some freaks out at the shops today. The sorts of freaks where you just wonder where they even come from and who gives birth to such creatures. I'm talking obviously methed up dudes cover in tattoos, with bright blue dyed hair and oddly disproportionate muscle ratios so they have a MASSIVE lower half and anorexic looking upper half.

The UK is taking the high IQ route to dealing with covid-19
Full lockdowns will just kick the can down the road, by allowing the virus to spread to the 80ish % of people who will just get a bad dose of cough from it and protecting the 20% who get it much worse we can help prevent it spreading so widely again in future

Enjoying my state enforced NEETdom while brits are sacrificed to Nurgle

youtube.com/watch?v=gj64RdkblZ4

no one cares people are dying

feeling better already

>feel like I've been overeating like a motherfucker lately and must be gaining weight
>check scales this morning
>5kg less than I thought I was going to be and have actually lost weight
Probably a bit of water weight in that mix but I'm rather pleased.

unironically true and it's only just starting

here i am with just an omelette
would clean up that whole table by myself if i could

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nah mate I watched the 2005 champions league final

We’ll have forgotten about it in a week.

my dad was in tesco and there was a family of indians buying about 30 rolls of toilet roll. All he could think was sure they don't even wipe their arses at the best of times

thinking of getting a job at woolies and nicking toilet paper before it hits the shelves

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I'm so lonely that I dreamt of being in a relationship with a girl I saw on youtube yesterday

people are always dying though
right now people are paying a lot of attention to a small increase in people dying
20 people in the uk from an infection that's been here for months

>The Virgin Quarantine and Full Lockdown
>The Chad Keep Calm and Carry On

20% is 13 million people. I know this is bait but there are 170,000 hospital beds in the UK

Apparently toil is going to start paying casual workers who need to self isolate and can't even work from home. Wonder what the catch is.

enjoyed a similar meal last night out with the lads from work

love a social curry me. Just me, the lads, out socialising and sinking a few pints getting some good grub down us, talking and laughing about the usual stuff; sexual conquests, the footy, which lasses at work would get it.

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subsistence

SHIT I forgot to buy matches for doomsday

it's a flu, you dont get herd immunity, it will mutate.

What’s Nigel Farage doing?

They're selling them on at a profit. Same everywhere. The supply chain is completely in tact at the minute. It's all just profiteering.

developing a sore throat
will be going into work to infect toilberg anyway

no christmas bonuses
i'm already expecting that at my place this year, as we supply trade shows/conventions and good luck finding one that hasn't been canceled this month

well they're not all going to get it at the same time are they?

I don’t think so.

the fug is this

coughing on the sick and elderly.

Sri lankan locals are terrified of tourists right now
Dont fucking blame them. A place with a minute number of cases so far
Put your fucking mask on and cover your breath you selfish retards
Look how they actually find it amusing
Genuinely a clown world

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Aldi is going limiting all products to 4 per customer as of this moment

not everyone infected needs a hospital bed you fucking spastic
everyone that isn't a 90 year old asthmatic diabetic is told to just go sit in your bedroom for a few days. that's what self-isolation is
god i fucking hate you

80% get infected
20% magically don't get infected
Britain wins

Italy has all the pensioners die and the economy goes gangbusters with cheaper housing, less need for migrants etc
Britain keeps its pensioners and becomes the oldest country in Europe
Britain wins once again

>no christmas bonuses
Where the fuck do you think I work? I'm lucky to even be notified before I show up when my shifts are canceled.

my toil gets all its stock from china yet we still aren't sent home

Europe is so fucking stupid. You have a deadly virus spread across China and only NOW they’re closing their airspace.

HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

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Never heard of the plague mate?

it's dry cough or fever anyway

why are millenials such pussies

the idea is that they don't get it while those who aren't vulnerable do
the evidence from Italy shows the median age of dead is around 80-if we can let the younger, healthier population get infected and protect the elderly age group then after this outbreak peaks it won't be a major problem again, whereas in locked down areas like in China you prevent the initial outbreak but don't stop it returning just as bad

risotto sandwich x

Did /brit/ hear about Candice? Pretty grim stuff.

yeah I'm sure they'd be staying well away if a fit, young, western white girl suddenly appeared

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in 6-12 months there's going to be a flood of t.v. dramas about an unnamed epidemic sweeping the globe and causing mass hysteria and everyone watching will cringe remembering how they acted

best generation by far

Get meself a pollo e funghi risotto sanga from Tom & Linda's cornership all the time mate. Choice

sounds bad
even when i worked at walmart we got something

>it's a flu
No it's not, coronaviruses are not influenza.

Mad how we used to think the lad who hid his bite in zombie movies was unrealistic and it turns out in real life pandemics, people will go out of their way to deliberately infect others just because.

I've started with a deep dry cough lads
Am I done for?

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You're such a fucking faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=6KABmnF2T6M

What a fucking banger.

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He said 20% who get it bad, who will need medical help. Maybe try and actually read posts before you have a spaz attack.

I had a meta-pneumo virus last year which has very similar symptoms to Covid-19. Basically just a bad lung and head cold that knocked me on my arse for about a week. Was worse than your average cold but nothing to worry about.

>everyone watching will cringe remembering how they acted
No they wont. They'll laugh and think "remember when all those idiots went bad? Not me tho"

maskless cretins fuck off

You mean worst. And I say that as a millennial we are so fucking cringe. Even Zoomers are better.

why doesn't my spell check work on firefox aaaa
i installed a third party spellchecker addon and everything aaa

Don't know anything about viruses so keeping my mouth shut unlike some doommongers on this site spouting shit about R numbers and ADE like they've been studying viruses for 10 years.

find it hard to accept that I'm a millenial
don't think anyone born before 1990 should be considered one

HIGH IQ

>firefox
Do you also participate in pride marches and protest against the alt-right?

might unironically have the ol' 'rona lads

been sick last two days. no fever no cough, but beeb says there is evidence that it can also create more cold-like symptoms like im having.

brainlet

why cant chinks just be normal

Just tucked my (asian) gf into bed
Asian gfs are the most feminine gfs out there

wouldn't have prevented it 2bh. it would have been unknowingly incubating in people who'd been to the wuhan area and returned before it even began becoming evident in China

To me, there are few things that can compare with the exhilaration of of backing my spread cheeks up to a public GH and letting the unknown vermin defile my guts with a hot load of their user splooge. Its among the piggiest of acts that I can commit. Taking multiple loads from any user top who will fuck my spread cheeks full of jizz.

Muslims: homosexuality is illegal and forbidden in islam, punishable by death

Also muslims: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3384027/amp/Women-children-boys-pleasure-secret-shame-Afghanistan-s-bacha-bazi-dancing-boys-dress-like-little-girls-make-skirts-abused-paedophiles.html

zoomers are beyond fucked in the head
however wrong or misguided millenials are, it's usually for good reasons

They're SO fucking irritating. Just their little fucking gay mannerisms just makes me want to deck every one that I see.

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Mum and Dad are shouting at the radio as if the presenter can hear them. Act like a bunch of gypsies.

asian gfs are for low test betas

honestly utterly based mate

dropped this post myself a few weeks back

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suns out guns out

>3500 deaths in China (1.4bn population), new cases dropping to zero
>UK government official plan envisages 400k deaths (poplation 67mn)

What do you think the Corona damage here is going to be come the end of it all? I'm betting on about 1 million cases and about 10,000 deaths.

chinese people eat bat soup

the taliban outlawed this and we overthrew them and let the nonce warlords carry on.

I voted brexit and I'm a Marxist Leninist
The parasites ruling us are the problem

Important. Researchers at the Institute of Medicine in Lahore working with Chinese researchers have found that garlic and mint kill this CIA made virus. Please make sure you all eat 8 cloves of raw garlic (cooked doesn’t work) every day and drink mint tea 3 times a day. Please pass this on to everyone you care about so they don’t die.

Funny how most religious people are at least borderline nonces.

fucking off from this general until corona has gone
cannot abide by watching you sad acts witter on about it ceaselessly
goodbye and farewell

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do you think it was real?

country is literally getting put on lockdown and people think ah shure time for the pub xD
honestly drink in your house for one weekend for god sake

>new cases dropping to zero

Pffft