You laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves...

you laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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>he never waffle stomped
won't survive this pandemic.

I use 0 rolls per day. Because I wipe my ass with water. It is faster, cleaner and healthier.

But people are like trained animals. Imagine having your hand full of melted chocolate. What is better, to wipe it with a napkin, or to wipe it away with water? It is obviously better with water. With paper it always stays a bit

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>>one roll per day

excuse me nigga?

>1 roll per day
what. I use 4 plies day

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
?????

Literally how? Do you shit 10 times a day?

>the american uses 0 because sharts don't require TP

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
I consider myself a frequent shitter and a roll lasts me easily 1 week

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
You might as well be taking bath every time you shit then

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Are you living near American border?

>israel

Females though. What the hell do they even do with it?

at first I laughed but then i realised Russia is only 500km away from Alaska
I think you must have very healthy solid poos. mine are wet and messy and require a lot of TP including wet wipes to clean.

I did not want to know that

I dont fucking need it.
I have water at home.

How in a flying fuck do you waste that fucking paper? I use a fucking roll for a month and a half, not even trying to save it.

This isnt about what you want

i can pull my shower to the toilet, tp is unnecessary

This
When I lived alone a tp roll lasted a week with me, but when I started living with a gf it didn't last a fucking day

Girls don't need to worry because I will gladly lick their assholes and pussies clean

>Whities need papers to wipe their asses

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>2020
>Still wiping
>Still cleaning with water

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
He's not

>All of this would be avoided if you start using a fucking bidet

Why are wh*toids so retarded?

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Maybe average American.

the big brain move is using both

sorry. How many afl finals has italy won? Exactly. Bidets are for losers

cringe

>1 roll per day
Nigga I need 1 roll every two months

cope

Females don't like touching "icky" things so they wrap so much toilet paper around their arms, it looks like a boxing glove

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Post body, fatty

just how? I use 1TP per month and thats including masturbation clean up.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Do Russians really shit 15 times a day?

based constipated bro

yes, because how else shit appears in butthurt belters' pants?

>not using cum sock
casual

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
No they don't

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Naw I shit every day, sometimes twice. I just need two papers max per shit.

When Russia conducts a military exercise in the Ukraine.

Frugal

sure thing mr. poopy butt

UGGH I'm gonna I'm gonna POOOOOOOOP

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>I think you must have very healthy solid poos. mine are wet and messy and require a lot of TP including wet wipes to clean.
Why is it so hard for you to understand that you're supposed to clean yourself with WATER? It will even take less time and it's WAY safer as you will not be scratching your asshole with toilet paper until it bleeds. This is also why you have hemorrhoids.

Based Ahmed. TAKBIR!

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Excuse me, what?

>1 roll per day

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>slight amount of shit in anus
vs
>slight amount of shit on hands
pajeets have strange priorities

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
If you're a fat mutt who sharts numerous times per day maybe.
1 roll settles me for about a week.

Toilet paper and alcohol gel porkies are rubbing their hands rn

Good job, OP. I see what you did there. Now post Mimmi.

Just go in the shower after poop and put the shower handle on you ass.

What happens if you just stop using toilet paper?

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Toilet paper is for poor countries.

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To wipe that chocolate with water I need a such powerful stream it would be painfull to expose my hand to it and chocolate will be all over the place on the walls anc ceiling

Pajeet

lol it's like worrying about running out of fresh water

And what about it?

>1 roll per day
how do you manage that? i barely use one per week
get a better diet then, its not your poops thats shit, its the stuff you put in your mouth

endless supply

No

That's pretty fucking stupid of you

This

retards

Because bidets don't cleat ass as good as paper does

My Anglo ancestors didn't wipe when they crossed dogger bank to get away from the POOrupeans. Why should i?

No you

fuck off chink, if yall chinky bastard stops eating bats we wouldnt have this shit right now, fucking yellow skinned communist ape

I'm anglo, watch your tone when addressing your betters

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This is literally just a flu. The top minds of the corporate world and world leaders like Xi Jinping have already reassured us yesterday that everything is under control.

Just wash your hands and go to work. Don’t panic, there will be plenty of toilet paper for everyone.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
how?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
That's some hard shit senpai.

>1 entire fucking roll per day
Are we talking of the average person with chronic diarrhea? A roll lasts me little less than one week.

>1 poлл в дeнь
Чyвaк, я ...

imagine the smell

>The top minds of the corporate world and world leaders
>like Xi Jinping
LOL

based and showerpilled

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
What for ?

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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