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it's fucked how I can just get an uber to a bar by myself and bump into randoms and become friends with them and go on a bender. didn't get home till 6am last night and went straight into work

FUck I don't know how to crossboard link
>

probably even more annoyed that you fucked up the link and no one will even click on it now

Maybe walking around Disney taking photos of EVERY FUCKING THING THERE.
And they look like this.

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Heh...YOU FOOL

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often what a lot of people do is link directly to the file so you can embed it in the thread like
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Going to a dinner to meet my gfs friends for the first time.
Getting tipsy before I arrive

WITNESS ME JANNY

Learn something new every day
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Currently fucking a half arab half Asian chick.
She's thin but got a fantastic arse

That's actually pretty well done

hate my gf's friends they're honestly really awful people

>thin
>big ass
Literally perfect

lets have a look then

Listening to 'Shadilay' on YouTube despite not being a Yas Forumsster as it were
Just a catchy little tune

Witness the fitness

IN the name of the Soviet Government, I address you, commanders and men of the Red Army, and of the armies of our Allies.

The victorious armies of the Allied Powers, waging a war of liberation in Europe, have routed the German troops and linked up on the territory of Germany. Within a short time Poland, Hungary, the greater part of Czechoslovakia, a considerable part of Austria, and her capital Vienna, have been liberated.

At the same time the Red Army has captured East Prussia, home of German imperialism, Pomerania, the greater part of Brandenburg and the main districts of Germany’s capital Berlin, having hoisted the banner of victory over Berlin.

In search of a way out from their hopeless plight, the Hitlerite fools resort to all kinds of knavish tricks, down to flirting with the Allies, in an effort to cause dissension in the Allied camp. These fresh knavish tricks of the Hitlerites are doomed to utter failure.

The world war unleashed by the German imperialists is drawing to a close. The collapse of Hitlerite Germany is a matter of the nearest future. The Hitlerite ringleaders, who imagined themselves rulers of the world, have found themselves ruined. The mortally wounded fascist beast is breathing its last. One thing is now rewired—to deal the death-blow to the fascist beast.

increasingly nervous i'm going to lose my job

shadilay my comrade

Nary a syllable.

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Trip down memory lane

why mate

It's not nigress big like you yanks fall over for but it's fantastic

Here's a closeup UwU

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Lol same.
Fuck tha system

Hope is not like this

heard that the chinese are returning to normal lads

BASED

Too small.

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just realised i haven't touched my phone in about 24 straight hours
i have escaped the matrix de lads

could be your own arse for all i know

coronachan dabbing on us hard
lost three sports/gambling clients in the last two days

COMRADES! Men and women compatriots!

The great day of victory over Germany has come.

Being aware of the wolfish habits of the German ringleaders, who regard treaties and agreements as empty scraps of paper, we have no reason to trust their words. However, this morning, in pursuance of the act of surrender, the German troops began to lay down their arms and surrender to our troops en masse. This is no longer an empty scrap of paper.

True, one group of German troops in the area of Czechoslovakia is still evading surrender. But I trust that the Red Army will be able to bring it to its senses.

Three years ago, foolish Hitler declared for all to hear: “We will destroy Russia so that she will never be able to rise again.” This was three years ago. However, Hitler’s crazy ideas were not fated to come true—the progress of the war scattered them to the winds.

In actual fact the direct opposite of the Hitlerites’ ravings has taken place. Germany is utterly defeated. The Soviet Union is celebrating Victory

Brits are notoriously lazy workers. Never met a hardworking one in England
During winter:
>it's too cold and dark to work early in the morning.
>it's too dark and cold to work late in the afternoon
During summer
>can't work this aternoon we don't want to miss out on this warm weather!

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very good webm

there should be a voice for every language on google translate
and a clear one, not a robotic one

but that's how Igbo people speak

Nah, it's her bum I swear

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fuuuuuck sorry to hear lad
yeah one of my clients does stuff on the stock market they're in panic mode

But germany voice is gonna be robotic by default

thanks for the laugh, ausbro

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corrrr is that her minge

went into a femoid bathroom once and saw an old woman pissing with the stall door open

Yeah mate She's always sending me dirty pics like this ayy
The slut wants my dick bad ayy

Man this was a good thread

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classic, remember this fellas
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she may have been propositioning you

context?

planning to seize control of my county when society falls and establish a republican dictatorship under my guise

the original tiktok

internet during the 2000s was really something

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for a tumultuous decade that was the 2000s the internet really was a fun, free and "innocent" place back then

spoiler alert: they did not kiss

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i remember her fat minge and her smiling at me maybe she did want the boy cock

>oh dont worry ive seen it all before luv

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Nah she sounds bonkers

How to get a bowel worm out

still got the numa numa song on my computer from back in the day
english and french

was watching some mature porn yesterday actually
there's something to be said about a women with experience

my friend unironically bought the cd

Imagine the smell.

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based 2000s fad friend

genuinely not a nazi nor do I even really like germans but you've got to admit that german colonization of eastern europe would've been a net gain for the world

no I don't have to admit that

Stuck my finger up my arse and smelt it while looking at this image

I admit it

Me uncle billy just sent this to me. There’s a cure lads

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he admitted it, why can't you? get with the picture

excellent trifecta of posts quite frankly

Why didn't the european empires bother colonizing the eastern european shitholes? Much easier to access.

big garlic have got to him

Corrrrrr I WISH that were me

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*sends your gf an unsolicited dick pic*
waheyyyyyyyyyy

>the old Chinese doctor proved its effectiveness.
Ah yes, because NOW's the time to trust their traditional remedies

Cheers mate

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*violently rapes and murders everyone itt*
haha!

he didn't even buy because of the meme he just liked the song when it came out

no worries

anyone feeling lonely?

it's over for gamers

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it is a pretty good tune if we're honest with ourselves

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