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lads

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speak for yourself.
would absolutely love a gf so rich I didn't need to toil, especially if she was actually loving and/or attractive too.
do you like working in excess of 40 hours a week or something?

Lads
Listen up
Not a poof right
However
Moisturising your feet?
Underrated.
I'm telling you - underrated.
Feel like I'm walking on clouds.
Brilliant.
Would recommend.
- James

watching curb your enthusiasm
love larry david

>implying you need to work 40 hour weeks to be rich

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might cop some of these

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I'm so used to thinking of AUD being roughly on parity even though it hasn't been like that for about 10 years
At this rate I could go to the US, flip burgers, bring the money back here and live like a king

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also underrated: warm foot-baths while at desk (when it's cold outside)

>go to the US, flip burgers, bring the money back here and live like a burgerking*

I want Emma Watson to sit on my face and rip a horrible smelling fart.

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you do
is this the part where you tell me you're some sort of online crypto millionaire like literally everyone else on Yas Forums

im dow in the dums and ghettos, putting roofs for people, saving money to help my lad get through college. but my little brother? he has only dated girls from multi million dollar families and lives in their mansions. i aint mad at him, he does what he does and that's cray, but now im some sort of black sheep in my own family. literally heard my parents call him the "golden child". blue eyes and blondish hair goes a long with wealthy people

do u ever say things just to say them not because you find them funny and then you think why am i saying this thing i heard someone say why am i typing this thing i read get this caca out of my throat get this fear out of my bones

Living like a hungry Jack

dumps*putting on roof* my lady*etc. sorry for the typods im real wankred

shuffling through pornography videos until i find one that tickles my fancy.

A rigger, a jigger, a digger and a ni...

incestflix.com/watch/penny-pax-mom-single-son-two-creampies

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you still edging to the same video?

what ever happened to the word bloke? whered you guys put it

Don’t think he asked you you bedshitting microcephalic wankstain.

no, I haven't wanked today, probably won't but I finished yesterday's wank to that video

Good post

Chinese women are undeniably the best. Chinese men don't deserve Chinese women

Polygamy should be legalised so that every non-Chinese man can have 3 Chinese wives and every Chinese man can die out. Simple as

not into that shit you twisted developmentally stunted runtoid.

>that shit
milfs? because the title is nonsense

Miss Tony Abbott. He was a good bloke.

Good post

buried hoffa in winkley square next to argos
don't @ me

im bringing back bloke. suck my cock

Your presence in this thread is not wanted. Do consider fucking off.

derp derp derp I'm a stupid american scuttling across the floor

Reckon its dumb to get a dog while social distancing policies are in place and getting more stringent? Want to make sure it’s socialised properly and doesn’t end up nervous or suspicious or even aggressive
The breeder Im speaking to has pupa left and I might even be able to get him down on price cause of the old corona but i wont pick a puppy up until next month at 8 weeks and it seems risky to commit

lri grandad

neither is yours
lel

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youtube.com/watch?v=vvCM7Qig9qI

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Fuck off autistic retard

Dogs are carriers of zoonotic diseases. Do your bit for society by not getting a pet

fuck you you fucking fuckers

Fuck off zhang

fuck you you fucking fucker

But Chinese women are notoriously very jealous

yep. this is it. tool is secretly the greatest band. have shed tears to em

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No one in this thread likes you or your posts. You are probably the most hated poster.

Id take a yank over a dutchman thanks to clogwog
Dire times we find ourselves in

this lad is serious. be careful

posted this one already tbf
he's a mad man, good kind of mad

Europeans are the Devil

I want him here. I don't want you here

>I
>me me me
go to your personal blog then

>reeee stop reposting stealing my karma i posted it first reeeeeeeee its copyright

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you accidentally posted the part without rosetta stoned mate. aka, the song with the greatest moment in music history

hahahahh not what I meant though

i wish i had an unlimited supply of tea and a piss siphon so i didnt have to keep getting up

gonna tug the old willard

Keep eating pork and getting cysticercosis, fish and anisakiasis, dairy and brucellosis, and chicken and bird flu

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business idea: /brit/ CoD Warzone party

thinking of purchasing reddit karma

catching an equally powerful disease to gain corona immunity

DO NOT POST IMAGES THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED BEFORE THIS IS Yas Forums!!

>/brit/
>only 2-3 brits in the thread
grim

Yeah they are both good songs
I dont like the pairing as much as Parabol and Parabola but Rosetta Stoned is easily their best song

it is 4 am in london you made bloke. what the hell

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5:00 am

Literally cant get bird flu from eating birds

it's 4am titbitch

Im ugly and im self isolating with the person i want and am also not an anime twitter nonce

HAHAAHAA IMAGINE BEING BRITISH *vomits*

might suck a golf ball

well parabol/parabola, they are one song. the same song. hoffman is an interlude.

Probably because it’s 5:00 am in the UK right now.

Not the right time for it, you need to be in here when the runts are fresh off school in the uk for that.

ugly on the inside specifically

4am

>this post
>on twitter
>with weeb avatar
*breathes in*
PROJECTIONS

Watching anime lads

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4:00 am, I would have expected more of the sad cunts to have been out tonight and got back for the after club tales Either everyone has ended up shagging tonight or everyone stayed home

What are you even talking about

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imagine being A SMELLY RICE FARMER

cant believe it's 5am in britain right now

Post the only fans one about google

it's 5AM here
it's 4AM in Britain

I am unironically selling all of my colourful clothes and dressing in black and white only. Been in the process for a few months

okay looking on the outside, beautiful on the inside. it's why i have a great gf. should b my wife but the economic situation is terrible.

Me neither

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT UUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yas Forums is right
im a nihilist jew seeking the destruction of the white race
humanity as a whole actually

Dont know why everyone thought that einstein fella was so smart for saying time isnt a constant if its 5am in england right now and 15am in australia then obviously it isnt constant is it fucking retard

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The UK doesn’t do daylight saving time on the same day that we do. Huh. Learn something new everyday. Generally there is a 5 hour time difference between gmt and eastern time.

startling fact

friendo
pass me the benzo

why does modern anime look so shit

Need to get back on tinder

parabol/parabola, thy are one song. rosetta stoned and lost key well, they dont need eachother. one leads to the next but it isnt mandatory like P/P

>the destruction of humanity as a whole actually
start with the man in the mirror

Me on the right but cropping the blacked logo out of the picture

Hmmm

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She wears the Elfstone (Evenstar)

Why is blacked porn so popular? I don't get it. It does nothing for me, in fact it actively turns me off. Not racist, just don't like it

>the blacked logo
lol I only noticed it after reading your post

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Bruh

waiter! another serving of that delectable bat soup please!

15 AM? jesus christ einstein didnt know shit. personally didnt know 15 o clock was thing.

Its being pushed by the porn industry