All schools teach british english

most americans got roughly the same phonetics and theres only like 1 or 2 dialects that deviate from the normal way they pronounce vowels
theres like 20 different ways you pronounce vowels depending on what part of Britain you live in, its makes the language even more inconsistent that it inherently is...

All of it? I personally can't stand vocal fry and upspeak, but most other accent sound fine.

>sounds whiny and effeminate
weird, that's what we think of your accent

same as with Swedish in Finland

american english is just an inferior, dumbed down version of british english

gee i wonder what other examples of that happening to a language there are
>que chucha weon la wea ctm :vvv

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pim pam toma lacasitos

>2010
>be finnish
>bunch of spanish art school students visiting our school
>big sister in high school showing them around
>middle school sharing the building
>they happen to come up to me
>haha heres my bro
>"haha sup"
>they giggle and continue
>hear after how they thought I was weird

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These are so fucking cringe

low class is dumb in any country you silly
dont make me start imitating villeros

youtube.com/watch?v=T0DBquXjm1g

What's even the difference besides some very specific spelling differences?

Its literally the same aside from pronunciation. Seems like an edgy zoomer take.

What exactly are new worlders doing to Spanish? Other than not lisping, that is.

>dont make me start imitating villeros
doesn't faze me, im not a brayan

yeah just like canadian english is the same as your english amirite

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>brayan
>johnnatan
>jessica
is there an international agreement to name retards in anglo names ?

I wanna know what happens to the one on the left when you filter certain races....

Yes? We use the same shit as on the right except we spell centre as center, etc.

here's a more interesting one
basically yanks communicate with emojis and "words" like asf finna like lol

nothing would happen, plenty of whites speak like this as well. accept it you fatso, your english is trash.

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>dummy for baby

>nothing would happen, plenty of whites speak like this as well. accept it you fatso, your english is trash.
Not enough to be that big of a number
>twitter
only negros use that shit

We talk like babies

>Argentinian intellectuals use word clouds from Twitter to determine differences in generic categories of languages with actual dialects inside of them

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What exactly does this prove about our languages? There are zoomers like you in america as well and they shitpost on twitter, big surprise.

whos to say thats not representative or useful information? it literally is how people speak

Literally and figuratively, this.

>only negros use that shit
how come the canadians seem polite and nice, then?

>it literally is how people speak

Yea I remember repeatedly shouting “CRYING FACE, CRYING FACE, CRYING FACE, ONE HUNNED, ONE HUNNED” to my friend earlier today

American English sounds perfectly normal in movies and TV shows, but in real life it sounds strange and a bit "not real". Americans also speak far too loudly and kind of slow, so it adds to the weirdness.

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Sounds like the opinion of someone suffering from autism

Oh, it doesn't cause me that much suffering.

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>Americans also speak […] kind of slow
Where are you from? Southern England (generically, there are certain exceptions) I've always thought talked slow, but everywhere else was quick.

I guess I should add that my native dialect is Southern Appalachian English, for comparison.

nobody said it was 100% accurate. theres obviously some stuff you can take away from it
for example when i spoke (Actually spoke, on voice chat) with american online they say "bro" and "dude" so much, it almost sounded ironic but im fairly certain they were serious
they are also more similar to latinos than to brits in the way they behave and get "hyped" and start screaming when they play videogames or clown around

>"bro" and "dude"
Only happens in a handful of dialects, it's not indicative of Americans generally at all.

>Americans also speak far too loudly
I unfortunately experienced this in Barcelona.

Why are you expressing yourself with such confidence when it’s clear you’ve just constructed some fantasy image in your head based on a handful of online interactions. Retarded zoomer.

>:v
was a mistake

I'm from London, although I also find that people in the north speak way too fast.

chad meds plowing through endless maami pussy.

Weird, I understand Australian English better than both

your gatekeeping is just silly
obviously i have a better notion of your language than you'll ever have of mine, im not gonna spend a year studying each dialect of each city, im just takling from my experience obviously you dumbfuck

>i have a better notion of your language than you'll ever have of mine
Okay. We weren't talking about your language and nobody will ever give a fuck about your dialect of Mexican.
>im not gonna spend a year studying each dialect of each city
Shut up and listen to native speakers then. You don't have anything to add.

whats your point
im just talking about my experience
ive spent many hours with both brits and americans in voice chat
americans are way easier to understand, and i would find etiher the edgy "cool" ones that say "brodude bro sick playyyyyy BEAST" or the SJWs that get mad when you say the "f" word or the "t" word or anything and feel like the real life personification of reddit

Left: Soulless
Right: Soul

Americans also use "taxi" and "mad"

It is because American media dominates the planet and no one else comes close.

It really is weird, like if I'm watching a film I just accept that is how the people in films speak but when you hear it somewhere out of place you notice how odd it is. Even in British TV when they have an American character the accent sounds really weird when compared to ordinary sounding British accents.

Really depends on the American (ignore fleg, I'm a just a Redcoat in enemy territory)
Some accents, like the real deep and heavy southern drawl, can sound quite charming. Texan twang sounds nice as well.
The accent that is *really* obnoxious is the nasally one, I dont know where it's from, but good God its ugly. Californians also sound awful, with the vocal fry and all that.
New Yorkers, like from the movies (WAHKIN HERE) sound funny, not in a bad way, but definitely not someone I'd be able to take seriously.

>that flag
>that post

no real difference outside of spelling and a preference for saying things like "go to hospital"

>no real difference outside of spelling
so you're saying theres no pronunciation differences

>English

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