/brit /

ey, what can I say, I'm a funny guy

Special place in hell for grass cunts

Mad how Bezos aint even that rich he just has a high net worth because of stocks and people want to start taxing holding of stocks as opposed to just the sale

...

>Glans a bit swollen
>Sore throat

Bent, pozzed gayboy

absolute mug's play cos it's going to be gov enforced WFH / isolation soon enough, might as well get the voluntary one in first

DOn'T Go to Work

fuck off frogwog

No runt posting beyond this post

It would make more sense to seize his holdings than to tax him as if it were liquidity. But still, would only make sense in a worker's state

FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY!

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I wish

Bit worried for my gran lads, she’s 94

i bet you're sniveling at your little snarky comment, picturing it in your head as if you'd ever have the guts to say it in real life you puny little vermin.

this website makes you stupid

shes had a good innings

who /atleastoneparentgonnadie/ here?

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kek that was me, fair play

I only have one grandparent left

sucking my own bollocks

my dad's nearing 80

yeah and i'm [last two digits of my post number] years old
grow a pair

aye that she has, reckon she could easily make it to 100 though without he chinky flu

haven't sung that
the main arctic monkey song i choose is 'when the sun goes down'

proper northern music and the lyrics can only be delivered properly by a true norf man
youtube.com/watch?v=EqkBRVukQmE

Christ you lads are shit at connect 4.

why would you be nice to him after the things he just said

coke wanks arent happening tonight

Also extremely worried for my grandparents and even my parents
Dad is 65 and hes not exactly fit, thats the danger zone

a based choon, but have you tried 'do me a favour'
one of the best 'monkeys songs ever made I reckon

just beat someone twice in a row and he left. own up whoever you are

how old are you? my dads 60 and been smoking since he was 14 so doubt he will even fair too well

Why would I waste my sick days like that though? Especially if government enforced isolation is imminent.

I will use my sick days throughout the year

thought u were a neet and your wife earned all the bread

Theres no evidence smoking increases death rates yet is there?

Lads, I just realised something. Rihanna is black Amy Smart.

my dad is 62, has terrible personal hygiene, and is recovering from a serious illness haha

I'm nearing 30

mum's on immunosuppresants and she doesn't live a healthy lifestyle at all, dread to think what the virus could do to her

statistically like 40% of this thread are literal bastards

runts among us

there's plenty

tobacco.ucsf.edu/reduce-your-risk-serious-lung-disease-caused-corona-virus-quitting-smoking-and-vaping

don't have any elderley relatives to die so i personally am enjoying boomer genocide 2020

Yeah man, it effects the lungs smokers are some of the ones struggling the most

I want to know the lad who allowed me either a flat or diagonal if he blocked the flat on the left.

That was dogshit foresight on your part, whoever you are.

The sweet release of death

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do italians really

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any decent choons for the end of days lads?

do you reckon Eurovision will be called off?

Ive seen no evidence of it yet though just intuition and educated guesswork
Will give it a read

mate this is going to go on for fucking ages you'll be lucky to still have a job
plus stop worrying about fucking toil there's a plague going around

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
People, don't you understand
The child needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day?
Take a look at you and me
Are we too blind to see
Do we simply turn our heads, and look the other way?

youtube.com/watch?v=aox7CeOdmOY

youtube.com/watch?v=nbY_aP-alkw

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youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

youtu.be/P6u9C_SH3mQ

NOOOOOOO NOT OUR SPORTERINO FOOTBALLERINADOO

NOT MY BALLERINO QUATAR FUNDED MILLIONNAIRE KICKERINOOOOS

WHATEVER WILL I SHOOT AT WHILE WATCHING TEVO NOW?

Which one of you was this.

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surprisingly not bad, 8/10

haven't got a good caption to append to this image
just look at it please

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maybe this is beyond you doomer cunts but do you realise being old is not a reason to deserve to die

>user why didnt you use Myspace?
>I was your first friend, now look at me

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I was neet for 2 months. Miss it already

iktfb. toil saps the life out of you

geeza link i'll have a crack at it
haven't played connect 4 in at least a decade

anyone older or younger than me dont matter

kill hiiim

he could have acted it a bit better instead of being tensed in the fucking air and smiling, useless prick

You suffer but why

youtube.com/watch?v=gwVxXEYrgZk

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>lost a game (easily)
>win a game
>quite

Champ for life against you, mate

Corr

Cba with all the shite that comes my way 2bh

Wasn't capable of using a computer when myspace was around, don't even know what it is really.

youtu.be/1ASpBpT8bRQ

didnt fulfill your dharma

youtube.com/watch?v=wXp1C6Byd2E

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drinking plenty of absinthe lately, the green fairy will protect my insides from kung flu

youtube.com/watch?v=mwhX5V1Gn6w

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Might have let the power level slip tonight lads
Someone at dinner said they were worried about moving to Edinburgh because there isn't enough diversity, I didn't react well

is there anything to see in north wales

>Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, who liked gin and Dubonnet: 30% gin, 70% Dubonnet with a slice of lemon under the ice. She once noted before a trip, "I think that I will take two small bottles of Dubonnet and gin with me this morning, in case it is needed."
>Queen Elizabeth II, who likes two parts Dubonnet and one part gin with two cubes of ice and a lemon slice before lunch every day.
royal family's a bunch of pissheads

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he's eager
recently bought a laser pen for my cat, it's mad how fascinated cats are by them, can lead him anywhere you want and his beady eyes are always glaring at it

youtu.be/cFH5JgyZK1I

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wanking

the gas emanating from my anus is putrid

black rock sands is comfy

SUELAD

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Bruh, look at this dude. Wait till you see the f- oh no no no no oh ho ho OoOoOoO- PPFFFFFFFAAAAHA HA HA! LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

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c4arena.com

>played 6 games with the same lad
>just about to finish a game when I was going to get 2 5s in a row simultaneously
>he disconnects
You cunt

On a clear day you can make out the shining city of liverpool and imagine how the better half live

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see loads of deanos with this haircut

Oi mates. Bloody good day out innit?

Sorry

you sound like a gimp mate

gymtoil looms

:)

Finna do some shopping before the corona hits

heard it came from pengolins pengalengs penguins fuk knows aha

So handsome and based

I'm the non-musical, non-famous American Morrissey

how you holdin' up, /brit/...

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post your hair

Pangolins and that theory is disprove

do you have any cases yet?
you guys usually do well in that pandemic simulation game

don't make this post again
you've been pushing this down our throats for a while now. it will not happen

A lonely pansexual?

what is the song about?

scaly diseased pangolin trotters typed this post

nothing i hate more than bitter fucking internet incels who seethe every time someone posts a picture of themselves and they cry "attention whore!" not realizing they're just blatantly broadcasting their own desire for attention that they severely lack and are jealous that other people are receiving

fucking hate them, they don't deserve happiness or girlfriends or their lives, we should drag them out of their rooms and shoot them

imagine how many cute med peasant girls have died throughout human history that would've been considered 10/10 by modern standards
and now there's no evidence to suggest these girls even existed
with our modern standard of living she would've given anything to be your girlfriend, lads, why didn't you save her

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looks like a lesbian
also state of that bland virginous room and bland virgin tshirt

youtu.be/F0juTxzR6mM

>opponent leaved

I'm not lonely nor a pansexual technically

5 cases but no new cases in a few days. Government is also putting further restrictions on the border. Doing alright

had a sandwich that was sitting in the car for 4 hours

any scientists in here? d-do you think beer would kill any germs that grew on it in that time

IT'S OVER

PANIC MODE NOW

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what's the difference between pansexuality and bisexuality

who's "we", fatso ?

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well, this is me :>

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>suetonius
>thought you were talking about the sueposter until I googled this

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my cat is fucking cute lads.

contemplating the disease

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Then what do you have in common with Morrissey?

youtu.be/l3VqAsMXE7o

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Simmer down zhang you know it was Xi all along

my girlfriend is a med and I'm basically the same as you ethnically, pictish memes aside
sometimes during sex I pretend I'm an Ostrogothic noble taking a Roman patrician's daughter
never voice that out loud

Why is /brit/ so active? Are you all Brits just useless and stay home all day?

didn't happen

no really, post your hair you fucking fat virgin faggot

pansexuality takes into account all the gender identities, whereas for bisexuals it's just men and women

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Hop in.

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I feel a bit sad sometimes

S

reportedly tom hank's last words is "I hope none of you get this," then he breathed his last breath and his eyes rolled into the back of his head and a bunch of bloody vomit shot out of his mouth and nose

all his problems could have been solved if he dropped the 3DPD obsession

WILSON?!

gooks ruined communism by taking it too far

stalin (a white man) knew it was some shit that could only last so long

now we're all dying of flu cause chinks kept it up into the fucking 10/20s

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haha

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Are you going to do your part and catch coronavirus to get herd immunity?

yeah but sexuality isn't to do with gender is it, it's to do with the sexes
sex is binary so there's not any difference between being attracted to "both" and being attracted to "all"

>stalin
>the man from georgia
>white

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what happens if you eat a lot of protein but dont do any exercise

youtu.be/nul3iFxlFKI

>all his problems could have been solved if he dropped the 3DPD obsession
>this is the poster calling me a fat virgin
hmmm

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2nd poster is a new IP you thicko

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think we need send a bill to the chinks
1 life please, Cost? 1000 quadrillion dollars

all the footballs canceled so im just going to play fifa and larp that its still on this weekend................. v_v

are colds in march a normal thing? i cant remember. all i know is my mom had a bad cold for 8 fucking days and now im all coldy. sore throat and coughing, leaky nose. ohio i buttfucked apparently? i need to get beer and smokes but i feel bad going outside

scientists don't know yet

just guessing here but it might be about the rhythm of the night

pansexuals are bisexuals who also fuck trans people

Post your face x

genuinely considering asking the gracious bossman if I can work from home next week