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/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends
Oliver King
Charles Lopez
frist
Jonathan Carter
first for Based Wars
Aaron Howard
based wars confirmed cringe wars
Jose Thompson
there's a helicopter circling around my neighbourhood
Blake Reyes
*BRRRRRRRRR*
Elijah Bell
it's over, they have you surrounded
Charles Green
where's its KoK ?
Dominic Morris
it's tucked away
have you never seen a lizard dick?
Jeremiah Torres
in your mother haha
Isaiah Cox
in or out ?
Dominic Rivera
huh? how can it be tucked out if you dont see it
that doesnt even make any sense, how can anything be tucked out
Adam Ramirez
y aint know ?
Cameron King
>y aint know ?
huh?
Adam Cook
YOU NEED TO LEARN ENGRISH
Jonathan Carter
haha I was just fucking around
Michael Hall
>"Mr. President, you've said that Americans coming back from Europe should self-quarantine for a few days... you were pictured with somebody from Brazil who tested positive for the Coronavirus just a few days ago. How is that different?"
>"Well, the main difference is that I'm not coming back from somewhere... I take pictures with lots of people every day, I take lots of pictures, I have no idea who this guy is...."
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Jayden Morris
He's an idiot, so he thinks it only "counts" if he left the country.
Logan Morgan
oh you are watching this programming too? I like that part. so funny. its like I said, he already got the vaccine. everyone that matters did. its only us little people that got only our hand soap
Angel Garcia
NOT KNOWING SOMEBODY'S NAME DOESN'T MAKE THEM LESS CONTAGIOUS
JUST SAY "I'M THE PRESIDENT SO I HAVE TO BE OUT DOING SHIT"
GOOD LORD
Christopher Lewis
we'll see if they start dying, most of them are pretty old
Thomas Evans
Alexander Reed
uh yeah hes old for sure. if he dies, we'll know for sure.
I wish he would have said that. it would have been 80% funnier.
Nathaniel Phillips
think the President just trolled me epic style
10/10 gg Donnie you scallywag you did it again
Would make a bit more sense if world leaders weren't all catching it, though.
Robert Johnson
only the ones that they want gone. rip justin's wife. balsanaro came back negative just today. hes going to make it.
Samuel Nelson
>balsanaro
meant Bolsonaro*.
Dominic Butler
Bologna Sbarro
Nolan Cox
balls soprano
Ayden Flores
bonaroo arepo
Jack Miller
>Bologna
I'd vote for this
Jonathan Harris
>To celebrate March 12's World Day Against Cyber Censorship, a fancy new library has opened on the block in Minecraft. It's called The Uncensored Library, and it's not just an elaborate sculpture made for a coffee table book. The Uncensored Library is a genuine virtual library inside Minecraft built to house journalism from countries where complete press freedoms don't exist or selective censorship denies access to certain articles. The trick? Minecraft isn't blocked in the same countries.
>It's a fascinating loophole. Just pop into the game, load up The Uncensored Library server, and pore through a bunch of books housing republished articles blocked from social media and news outlets in five countries.
>Each country has its own room in the library, dressed up with sculptures and statuary that speak to each country's specific censorship campaigns.
this is cool as SHIT
Noah Sanders
>warmer weather
>blue skies
>stop being depressed and start being happy most the time
ate winter
ate the cold
ate salt on the roads
ate grey skies (not raciss just dont like em)
ate dead looking trees
luv the sun
simple as
Jackson Brooks
I need to make one of these.
Cameron Rivera
Only place in town that served them shut down.
Samuel Powell
aesthetic building
Kevin Reyes
I have this horrible problem when I make food this rich, where for days it's the only thing I eat. Until it's gone. Then I'm only half glad it's over. I love that pizza style though. Pretty much any pizza if the toppings aren't weird.
Parker Ross
German hunting hanger with flintlock pistol, 18th century.
Kayden Gutierrez
How are you Texas anons holding up?
Jose Reed
Isaiah Martin
there's no way that these ancient niggas weren't doing DMT and stuff.
Levi Phillips
drinking choccy milk
Parker White
>Try to learn something
>get distracted
Noah Parker
Michael Hall
Do you make it yourself or buy it like that?
Austin Ross
bought a bottle
Joseph Ortiz
>"alri senpai I'm going to die now"
>"wait, Hapshetsutkmet, you can't go until you have a mummified gazelle"
>"why would I need that in the afterlife dude"
>"dude you need it just trust me bro"
Robert Myers
Is it whole milk?
Grayson Watson
give me some interesting Joe Rogans to watch. /his/ preferred but /x/, /an/, Yas Forums, and Yas Forums also acceptable
Adam Taylor
Michael Jenkins
>wow, 中國軍隊裝了多少本雜誌?
Isaac Perez
*checks Buzz Aldrin's instagram once*
Jordan Murphy
TikTok phones home everything you do to Beijing
thots are a national security risk
Isaiah Hughes
Christopher Hill
Today was busier than Christmas and Thanksgiving, but people were mainly just buying tp and water. I hate my job so much.
Dylan Jenkins
>tell European he shouldn't use Huawei shit
>WOW SO I GUESS ONLY AMERICAN SPYING IS ALLOWED HUH WELL GUESS WHAT MY HUAWEI IS WAY BETTER THAN iSHIT AND I LIKE BEING SPIED ON BY CHINA MORE THAN YOU GO GET SHOT
why do they think that only American and Chinese phones exist?
Zachary Morales
The 5G shit is even more egregious
Austin Foster
>'uuuhhhhhh excuse me sir can you show us where there could be anymore toilet paper? the other aisle is all out'
>'please my family will die without it'
Carter Lopez
you are Sumerians, you do not use toilet paper
Isaac Parker
fucking normies stocking food now
Julian Martin
>'we don't have bidets either sir please'
Chase Lewis
I made pancakes yesterday. Topped them with Mississippi molasses.
Hunter Gonzalez
how hard would getting a bidet be for you though?
You could just buy one of those things you put on your toilet seat that acts as a bidet
John Rogers
beans
Easton Edwards
Comf
Gavin Nguyen
whats that
where's it from
Kevin Anderson
Just a bunch of dudes
Jeremiah Garcia
>every one dies in the final season
who thought up this shit?