They did it.
The burgers actually did it. They created a foolproof system to decide who gets to be tested for Corona.
They did it
Robert Carter
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Ayden Mitchell
LMFAO "FIRST WURLD" CUNTRY
Jordan Russell
it was just supposed to be a flu, bro...
Aiden Ross
>Consumers
what the fuck
Nathaniel Smith
HE BROUGHT OUT A FUCKING WALMART EXECUTIVE TO SPEAK AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOW IS USA A REAL COUNTRY
Eli Brown
>drive thru testing clinics
Joshua Edwards
They probably are referring to consumers of the medication as in the literal sense, not the "people who buy shit" sense.
Nicholas Barnes
Drive thru testing clinics may sound ridiculous but they worked in South Korea
Logan Bell
Is this speach just a commercial for all these corporations?
Brody Anderson
>be American wageoid
>get a bad cough and a lil bit of a temperature
>remember that there's no sick leave so you could get fired if someone realizes that you're sick
>go to work and socialize normally while concealing your symptoms
Americans please don't nuke yourselves
Christian Kelly
>drive thru testing
>calls citizens "consumers" during a national emergency press conference
How is this real?
Zachary Kelly
"Consumers" is used in all of contexts
Michael Perez
sure, in the USA :^)
Anthony Powell
i can't believe i'm seeing that with my own eyes, the thing that i'm most scary is that bostanaro will want to recreate that shit for sure
both are insane
Brody Gray
>“I am officially declaring a national emergency. Two very big words”
he has such a way with words
Nicholas Sullivan
wtf
Wyatt Reyes
Shouldn't Bolsonaro stay in bed drinking hot tea?
Kevin Cook
It's only the beginning, insanity will very soon join our realm.
Carson Ortiz
Civilized countries call their citizens citizens because their citizens have rights and duties and aren't just consooming animals.
Jonathan Perez
i know it's sad but he doesn't have corona
Kayden Morgan
>Is this speach just a commercial for all these corporations?
Your average boomer American sees this as inspiring because it is a bunch of a big and recognizable corporations. Hence why the S&P 500 has gone up nearly 400 basis points since the start of this speech.
Ryan Martinez
It's just a trap to get people to walmart to buy shit
Angel Ward
When American become a corporation country?
James Mitchell
20th century
Jeremiah Phillips
2 SCARY WORDS
SOVIET
UNION
Benjamin Young
kek so true its insane how many people think kike greed is just a racist meme
Ayden Richardson
can't make this shit up
Julian Baker
*STOMP*
*STOMP*
*CLAP*
IT IS
IT IS
POSITIVE
Brayden Brown
based BVLLgarian
Hunter Scott
dow jumped 9.8% just on this speech alone. the world makes no sense
Josiah Brown
It's mostly a bounce from yesterday's drop. Here in Europe most stick indexes also went up hard without Trump speeches.
Noah Kelly
It's a dead cat bounce. Trump just said a bunch of companies were going to more or less get free government money so people invested in those. All other sectors will continue to crash and this will scare investors into selling.
Ethan Wilson
>drive thru
>consumer
LMAO THIS CAN'T BE REAL
Gabriel Robinson
>watching the Trump conference live
god damn, you burgers are so fucked
Lucas Clark
>deflects question about posing with corona brazilian guy
lmao he’s fucking dead
Nathan Lopez
The only reason they needed that sign is because of all the disinformation the media has been spreading to the dumb and docile masses
Ian Edwards
Jaxson Sanchez
what the fuck bro
Hudson Bell
>consumers
Colton Davis
>saying multiple time how you don't have the virus if you don't have symptoms
You can carry it for 2 weeks without knowing it. This dense idiot is hurting containment efforts by encouraging people who feel fine not to take necessary precautions.
Blake Rivera
You’re talking about the same man that drew with sharpie over a hurricane projection map.
Joshua Martin
Just a flu bro. Trust me. I'm good at this. My uncle was teaching at MIT.
Josiah Thomas
apex kek
Nathaniel Murphy
Except the DOW was basically hovering around +3.5% all day until Trump’s speech when it tripled.
Ian Edwards
based and checked
Matthew Morris
these are 15 minute tests with questional results, a real one takes 3-5 hours.
Kayden Jones
It's okay bro. He has a strong team with many experts from all sections, the best of the best.
Explain please
Ayden Foster
CONSOOM
Mason Anderson
AHEM
Sebastian Nguyen
>CONSOOOMING healthcare
Cameron Evans
>he's consuming textbooks for free
POLICE HERE!
OPEN UP!
Christopher Campbell
alright u popin now
Gavin Collins
they also exist here
Andrew Flores
lmao
Chase Murphy
What fucking timeline is this
Robert Mitchell
Lolbertarians and boomers will unironically defend this.
Ian Parker
whoa mama that a spicy one
based bulgarianon
Julian Martinez
en.wikipedia.org
tl;dr: trump drew in sharpie on a NOAA hurricane projection map showing a completely incorrect and illogical path for the hurricane to take, into a state it was never predicted to touch.
It caused a mass panic in that state, and surrounding states. Instead of apologizing or even correcting the mistake, he doubled down on the error, gagged the NOAA and prevented them from responding to the press or concerned citizens, and essentially tried to re-write history to avoid admitting an error
Colton King
Like what anons said from Yas Forums, it's going to be a slaughter next week.
Adrian Allen
If I lived anywhere else in the world I'd want him to win a second term just for these hilarious antics of his.
Caleb Green
this was the altered map
he was trying to play this off as a genuine unaltered noaa hurricane projection