/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico
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aww, now aren't you thankful that your /cum/buds got you to stock up a month ago??
imagine buying Royale from Shoppers of all places and then complaining that it's expensive.
Yeah, of course it is you daft cow
gf took this pic of me haha
told my mum to stock up last week and she did, bless her
wtf bro
I'm stocked with enough food to last me a few weeks
coof
*dodges*
I was able to get two weeks worth of groceries at the store yesterday lmao
Where I live there's still plenty of food and no lines, but you can't get toilet paper, bleach, hand sanitizer, etc
good thing I bought that shit weeks ago
dad just bought two giant bottles of antibacterial gel and two big packs of toilet paper
There was no fresh beef and no milk at my grocery store last night. The canned veg isle looked half cleared too.
christ
im chilling at home because university shut down. Its pretty comfy, hope coronavirus sticks around
You can't run forever
i wish i could have a chance to be a neet for a while
i've been working full time for 12 years, and my longest vacation has been one week, that was like 8 years ago
oh damn
mexico hasn't gone this far, but it might
some rest is nice but c'mon, you're sounding edgy for no reason
get in here lads
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trump has corona which is why it's delayed
I tactically somersault away from the large infected and subdue the weak ones with a karate chop to the neck. I'm nigh on invincible.
who the FUCK is david pakman
yeah, place I went to was running low on hand sanitizer too, managed to get a pack of TP tho
Where is orange man to make his state of emergency address. He’s late.
our neoliberal hero championing us away from lefty faggots
why dont people just install bidets at home? they cost like 30 bucks
Just seen all these buses lined up downtown
Progressive internet news guy
currently coofing in his isolation chamber after contracting it from the huezilian pres
Where the fuck is the press conference
hmm no thanks, shall pass on that
bernies healthcare plan for the capitalists
yeah I'm gonna take Bubba the redneck over Dawson the transgender furrykin in that fight
Can't really blame you. He's 2-4 steps above young turks tier
Dubs and I break my nofap streak
Based singles
Fuck everything
just ordered 12 ramens for the quarantine
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT
thatll last you, 4 days maybe?
backstage coofing from the chink flu
lul wtf is wrong with these people? go to the place where there's no wall? doctors and lawyers my ass
If you are too stupid to ration anything.
This retard was apparently 8 months pregnant too while deciding to climb a wall. She was 19 feet up when she fell.
HAPPENINF
>8 months pregnant
ahh, was trying to get an anchor baby, dumbest shit ever can't believe they pretend that's a real thing.
JOE WHAT IS YOU DOING?!?!?
this is a good time to lose weight for a 41 day fast
National emergency
>telehealth
nigga wut
telemundo
Maybe they're trying to protect doctors that don't have access to or training with hazmat suits
>only giving out tests to people with "certain symptoms"
Clearly they haven't learned anything
>drive through testings
CANADA SHUT DOWN YOUR BORDERS STOP ACTING STUPID.
JUSTIN IS SICK FFS SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
assay?
i know from a nigga in the national guardthat they will start enforcing a quarantine in some states.
> The spring quarter, scheduled to start Tuesday, March 31, will now start on Monday, April 6
woohoo I can play Bannerlord now
There's no way they can get 325million tests in that short amount of time, use your brain nibba
user, I...
dont even have corona-chan in my state
truly all alone...
>confident that we will still meet our goal of releasing the game on 31/03/20.
user you can't read
>we knew from dying..
kek
PLEASE JUST WAIT UNTIL TUESDAY, I DON'T WANT TO BE QUARANTINED WITH MY STEP DADS BOOMER RELATIVES
*website crashes from boomers all logging on at once*
please corona-chan please kill my family
google won't let that happen would be very embarrassing to them
Apparently my garage roof is leaking, and water poured all over my open engine bay and new engine. What a pain in the dick.
it's a good time to be in a flyover right now I imagine
you need someone to patch it up? i do good work
Buys a little time I guess. We're all fucked at the end of the day.
>We're all fucked at the end of the day.
don't say that
I haven't been up on the roof, no clue the extent of damage. Me or my father will end up doing it eventually, nothing really sensitive in the garage that i cant tarp as needed for the time being.