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a bit of this an that

youtube.com/watch?v=v5a-fVunL0A

Coronavirus done chinged down couple opps lads
Anyting green get covid

does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman
Like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE

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He's crazy!

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Enjoying this virus, used to travel 90 mins each way to get to toil, now I get to work from home 5 days a week.

/brit/ has been so boring today I've actually gotten work done

no, I think you need to chill

If this virus kills my nan I'm going to kill him. Cause and effect and that.

first day here??

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Lads
I'm outta time and all I got is fo' minutes
Fricki fricki
Fo minutes ay

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think I have the virus lads
am I gonna die

might make chili con carne with hash browns later

going to go buy a bigger screen so i can improve my toiling from home

not really

>dead relatives
>economic crash
>people out of jobs
>people are angry
>conservatives are in power everywhere so naturally they blame other people for all the problems
>...
>WWIII

I'm actually shocked at how many medical experts are regulars on Yas Forums

>coke addict doesnt believe addiction is real
its like cope pottery

what are the chances i can shake the virus in 2 days to be back at work on monday

i have a fiver in my wallet still, can't wait until it's worth like $100 Canadian

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other way around mate

>>conservatives are in power everywhere so naturally they blame other people for all the problems
It was caused by chinks eating bats, you cuck

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niggling a wigger

Spamming/flooding won't make it a thing btw

hah gay

the seaside mark poster is here

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Don't see it when has that ever happened before?

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wow how did you know

the only reason Chinks eating bats affects us is because conservatives off shored everything to China and imported the virus back

slowly working the 4/10 ex gf into a position where she'll agree to be friends with benefits

gently, gently....

youtube.com/watch?v=PPaFqUMqcJY

Do you like this song? Is she peng?

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more of a dr pepper man myself

not sure about that, the Canadian $ is crap.
To be fair not as crap as yours.

Oh boy I sure can't wait for the updates on how he did the exact same thing he does every video again.

the office uk was unbelievably grim, don't think i've ever watched anything that made me want to kill myself more

taken my rightful place atop the porcelain throne after a hard days toil

in what sense

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at least you felt something

wow they're finally doing something

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poo

you mean a clickbait comment about how he allegedly does that above a link that no-one will click

the office uk was unbelievably grim, don't think i've ever watched anything that made me want to kill myself more

no it wasn't

be quiet

bet you couldn't throw a kettle over a pub

>toiling
Oh my says.

Blink 182
Sum 41
Covid 19
Name a more iconic pop punk trio

it's 15 solid episodes of people having the spirit crushed out of them

and what does that have to do with British culture?

have had a tightness in my chest all day

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haha you do a poopoopeepee

>still allow people from wuhan
>dont enforce or even check isolation
Lol

this
Hello mate. Shit song and not peng. What's for dinner tonight?

didn't care about coronavirus until they cancelled the football now i'm fucking fuming
what am i supposed to do tomorrow?

>hasnt been any diagnosis updates since mid day yesterday here

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Nascar

Says what?
also who the fuck is Oh my

youtu.be/Qp6Qn8IwPf8

Late 90's/early 00's aesthetics were so bad but so, so good.

I feel like chicken tonight

>Premier League games cancelled
deano and norfers in mourning

grim
r
i
m

Emma Watson is a sultry piece of girl meat.

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HAHA LOL I INTENTIONALLY MISREAD IT XDDDDDDDDD

I'VE ALSO NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING LOBOTOMIZED RATFUCKER

the venetians must be thrilled now that the tourists have fucked off

will covid put an end to shagging?

Shan't be reading that monolith.

bet her vagina smells like harvey weinstein's crusty jew cock

would rather watch paint dry

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Maybe it’ll sink more slowly now

You.
Yes, you.
Stop touching your face.

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I'd take a bad joke over a post like this any day

yeah haha
*coofs on you and goes to talk to someone interesting*

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Grim

my aunt went on holiday to venice once and said that public urination is rampant there, italians will just whip out their dick and piss literally anywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=u1iI4A0ToGI

Nice brisk day of pushing trolleys in the bag, signed out and fucked off

>NEVER HAD SEX
>RATFUCKER
Not sure these two aren't mutually exclusive.

Can't wait to go to work tonight and talk about nothing except the coronavirus with a bunch of pissheads

why wouldn't you

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what did he mean by this
twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1238422628349743104

This is the upside to having coworkers who are mostly more autistic than me. Can talk about the most random topics and never seem to run out. Shit job with zero prospects for advancement, but at least I get some decent socialising in without cringing to death.

same as he meant the last time this link was posted on this imageboard earlier, and it wasn't worth posting then either

boomer

>irrelevant boomer who founded one of the most successful malware companies ever made goes on an alzheimer's ramble
yeah

well you're here

I hope Tom Hanks doesn't escape justice by dying

How is this British culture?

6 mins in (12 given its on 2x) to the JRE covid podcast and I'm bricking it

even the 2-3 days that have fallen since it being posted the whole situation has worsened significantly

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>justice
what's hanx done? he's not a nonce is he?