/brit/ aka /pryd/

Sometimes I wish I was a brit

You're telling me these people don't have bidets?
The wiping community is absolutely retarded.

aight im deadass gonna head out, thought this would be fire but it turned out to be a bruh moment

why?

BASED
Dwi'n caru Cymru, mi

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youtube.com/watch?v=pHKIzEk0VTA

stop screeching your autistic little jokes in caps you freak

To stop me getting a pet even though I'm entitled to under the new laws
Will spend weeks building a case if necessary
I'm getting my dog

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>why yes of course mboko could demolish em in a fair fight

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what? Ireland was much freer than scotland for most of it's existence

Would be the happiest man alive if I never had to interact with anyone from southern or eastern Europe again.

ITS NOT A JOKE IVE ACTUALLY GOT IT

in /brit/ we call them bruv moments

I guarantee either Italy or Britain will exceed China's death toll.

>the Spanish, Italian and UK governments have banned shorting the Spanish or Italian stock markets
Oh no no no

can't you claim british citizenship?

famine

gimp

he aint no pommy bruv

oh shut the fuck up

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more like bid-gay

rude

for me it’s india
never want to see a single indian ever again

feels like a cold mate relax unless you are a weakling then dont relax

Just remember you're liable at the end of your lease when the flooring is torn up and the whole place smells like piss. What breed you gonna get?

Can't hear you over the sound of a high pressure stream of water shooting in to my arse giving me a nice refreshing clean.

did anyone pick up on how i was making fun of zoomers and how they all say the same recycled catchphrases every third sentence?

>can't you claim british citizenship?

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This is going to get worse than the Great Depression

In what way? Scotland was independent throughout most of the medieval and early modern period, huge swathes of Ireland were occupied for most of those periods and even later

wales between 1282-1485 was the most oppressed country in history

Europe is just what I chose for that post. It extends to the entire continent of Asia, much of Africa and 90% of South America. North Americans are borderline.
Yes just didn't bother replying.

Im not mboko, im the Irish lifter and I know im the biggest lad in these threads

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all australians are poms

only "2 or 3" of 12 (i.e. 16-25% of patients) showed this... plus its a tiny sample size and they were probably all pensioners

they always say ok boomer but never you ok boomer

...and that's a good thing

>The wiping community

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so they'd fit right in in /brit/ then

is that cattle decapitation?

>greens would introduce a trail period where school zones are extended until 7pm
excuse me

Remember the first time I encountered a bidet at a hotel. Told the missus how I thought it was absolutely gay but when she went to get drinks I had a cheeky go on it.
Needless to say but we have one at home now.

might go and cough up a few mosques

Is that a GAA changing room? Looks so familiar for some reason.

I'm mboko and I've actually never been in a fair fight lmao

the so called based and as it were “redpilled” opinion

Open to smoking crack and shagging around if we're all dying of the ol' 'rona

Bruh

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If you lads have any sense you'll take this opportunity to manipulate the stock market and get filthy rich

Would fold you up like a crisp packet.

Henry VII did more for the Welsh than any other man in history

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Irish larping as IRA in 2020 is as cringe as it gets.
Mass immigration will kill Irish nationalism very soon.
You want to know what was consistent for the last 500 years in which there's been an uprising every generation?
Roots.
You think M'beke or Muhammad are going to put their lives on the line for a united Ireland while chanting tiocfaidh ár lá?
If Irish nationalism wants to survive it needs to focus on what's going on within the nation, not what's outside
The Brits aren't the biggest threat to Irish identity anymore

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dece idea if you've got it, might as well share it with some darks
isn't that a form of bioterrorism though?

wiping my cock with a bit of toilet paper after a piss so I can feel like a girl

Based GP gave me 50 5mg diazepams and 5 days off toil because I said I'd anxiety because of the coronavirus and work in an office all day with 70 other coofers.

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now this is based

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It's time to end China. Wipe it out of existence before they make us extinct.

#notallinfected

No carpets, all the floors are laminate wood, no carpet.
German Shepherd (will go down to Golden Retriever or Labrador if we get a mediation but no further).
Luckily all 3 of those are very easy to toilet train. Good tip for toilet training a puppy, get the oldest man in the house to take the puppy outside after it's drank water and when you think it might need a wee, and piss in the corner. Allow the dog to see. They can often learn from example in this way and even a puppy has the ability to understand urination to the extent it can copy.

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Yes

What you up to in spain 'boko?

Tru, tru

>The wiping community

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you can't fold up an unopened crisp packet

Made a quarter mil in the bull market in January. Just playing with a few hundred now in the bear market to learn the bear.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_hysteria_cases

Would send your jaw into orbit

>German Shepherd
Hope you have a big fucking yard or plan to walk it for an hour a day.

women are so neurotic, they wait forever trying to find the "right one" then one day they wake up and they're 30 and they settle for some fat bald guy

I moved here a while ago, not the best idea in hindsight haha

piss in the corner of what

potatoes

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all phoneposters should be coughed on by a chink

in every single scottish anglo was the scots invaded first

all well and good until you short and the market recovers

when i went to a british gp as a visiting patient they diagnosed me with a bacterial infection but wouldnt even prescribe me anti-biotics 'because i was young'
its that kind of retarded sentiment that fuels this 'hurr its just a cold lets all get it and become immune' shite

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compulsive liars are so boring

easy bang u out lad

as a spokesperson for the wiping community i would like to remind everyone that during these difficult times we should all do are best to help eachother out, so if you are in need dont be afraid to reach out for help, and if you are capable always be ready to lend a hand to get us through this

Remember, it can be spread via the eyes. Everyone's talking about washing their hands but no one is wearing eye protection.

I invented @ posting

Got called "the one" by a girl before she had even kissed me. 4 weeks later we were done haha her anxiety was mad

haha my dad was one of those blokes who peaked in attractiveness around 35-45
holding out hope that i'll be the same x

Would give you more holes than a beehive.

coughing up the mosque ahhhmmmmm ahhhmmmm yes im gonna go and cough up the mosque aaahhhmmmm ahhhmmmm

reckons jews are a jewish conspiracy by a shady jewish cabal of jewish jews

it is my humble opinion of the wiping community we wipe out all the taigs

Aah yes the wiping community

Love him.
>It was even recorded by a Venetian emissary shortly after Henry had become King that “the Welsh may be said to have recovered their former independence, for the most wise and fortunate Henry VII is a Welshman”.
nathenamin.com/2013/03/01/henry-tudor-proud-welshman/
Shame about his dumb fat son.

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know this is in reference to my quarter mil post haha I literally walked you lads through it every day as it happened. Were you not here?

wearing masks and gloves is deeply retarded, it does nothing. you are 10,000 times more infectious than SARS patients before you even show symptoms. the only way to protect yourself is to not leave the house, but I'm a real nigga.

howd you manage to get dizzies for that

my mum is a 56 year old working class boomer so naturally she's got theories on where the virus came from

We have a medium yard but we live next to a big park/oval that is designated for dogs off leash and it will come running with me when it's old enough
I did 7km jog yesterday morning and will be heading out for a nice walk once the sun starts to come up today
It's basically the landlords only argument 'dog too big' but I've gathered 3 different studies and state+local law which relates to the fact that exercise is far more important that 'having a big yard' because a GSD would get bored as fuck being left out alone even on a farm.
The garden