The Brazilian president has been infected with the coronavirus

The Brazilian president has been infected with the coronavirus.

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I thought coronavirus didn't affect white people? Why are Brazilians getting infected?

Noice

China is truly our best ally.

>Brapzil
>white

didn't he say this was all a nothingburguer a few days ago? kek.

In his words, it was "a fantasy propagated by the media"

Ah the irony

deserved it

Would be too based to be real.

OH NO NO NO NO

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>Bolsonaro
>Vox guy
Who's next?

>64 years old
OH NO OH NO OH NO

based macacos

BASED

based lmaoo

Every single Western leader is about to die from this except JVPITER

based

He sure did.

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GUAIDOG.

Press S to spit on his grave

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That’s the joke dingus

Mother nature taking her revenge on environmental terrorists

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>environmental terrorists

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why do they keep spreading fake news?

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Hope it kills him, monkey.

Your parents will die.

Good
Now infect me dad-
I-I hope this doesn't get too serious haha...

hope he dies an agonizing death

>After the news about Bolsonaro, Trump calls meeting and might do a test

How do we stop LVLA /br/os?

President Trump: "[Brazil Pres. Jair Bolsonaro] sat next to each other for a period of time, had a great conversation. He's doing a terrific job in Brazil, & we'll find out what happens. I guess they're being tested right now, I'm sure. Let's put it this way. I'm not concerned."

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OHNONONONONONONO

Bye bye Bozonaro

>hur durr bolsonaro is evil
You are getting infected as well you liberal furry faggot scum. And you are going to die because you have aids so youre weaker

wtf

fake news.
I believe his test is negate.

ok cultist

half brazilians wish this was true tho
half brazilians don't believe that he's telling the truth about not having covid-19

>hur durr lula is evil
what's your point, cultist?

Fake

politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,bolsonaro-coronavirus,70003231700?utm_source=estadao:whatsapp&utm_medium=link

Damn son, you're madder than hell.

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imagine living in a country where half of the population is like that
my fucking dad is like that, completely insane

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How does him getting it prove that it’s not a nothing burger? He’ll have the sniffles for a couple of days and then be fine just like everyone who isn’t 95 years old

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

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>brazilian president
He's fine

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I don't know why you keep posting this pic, UN is globalist pedo garbage

ok "evangelic" bolsominion
LVLA will keep dabbing on you and one day he'll be seu presidente

Hey doc...

If I get corona once, will I develop immunity?

Tested negative means he DOESN'T have it, dumb sexpat

Negative means bad and being sick is bad so negative means you're sick.

Hanx has it and he looks fine.

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>i am sorry can you repeat that? i couldn't understand a single thing

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>sure thing bro, From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

>If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

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>oh wow! now i got it!

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