/brit/

wasn’t worth posting twice

you realise we all have the internet and have seen these jokes already

used to cough to disguise my farts but now i fart to disguise my coughs.

Scotland confirmed Nordic? Woman on the left looks just like Annie Lennox

...

all women should be arrested

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I am in the pub having a cold pint.

whats the point of testing people who don't have it? wasteful government should be replaced with efficient businesses

anyone else's bitemporal width bigger than their cheekbones or jaw width

i pull it off but still

You a pikey?

– The Dunblane massacre leads to the death of sixteen primary school children and one teacher in Dunblane, Scotland
Remember being in IT class when news of this broke through. Teacher put the telly on and I shit my pants thinking it was going to happen to my school.

crazy how if the chinks just kept their mouths shut and didn't shut down cities the virus would've spread and no one would care
doctors would've just put it down as a flu (literally is)
no market crashes, no hoarding

I would have been 1 year old

hahah GREAT post, mind if i share?

pretty rude desuu

ex used to have a huge bigonial width, looked like she was peng, but looked like she had mumps sometimes lmao

– The Dunblane massacre leads to the death of sixteen primary school children and one teacher in Dunblane, Scotland
is that when you lost your guns?

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do you have a loicense for that toilet paper?

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having a go

spread it far and wide my lad

No worries lads.

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dumb crossposter

based
all you can do

have herd poomunity

Yes, the shooter was a known nonce too.

megumin shoulders

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why is Yas Forums so cringe

anyone else really fucking hate yanks

>behvioural psycholgists running the show
we're literally fucked... their '''''science''''' is basically guesswork

The ex-gf actually blocked me after I stated that she is destroying her life by not paying enough attention in the university and partying during weekends instead of studying. She thinks she is special for some reason.

>dumb crossposter
is it autism?
or is he genuinely just upset?

t. ivan ivanovskovichsky

don't we all?

said the actress to the bishop

thread theme for covid-19

youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

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if you don't want to be called out then don't do it, simple as

boss pulled me aside after lunch and asked me to stop referring to corona virus as 'the roney v'

she’s clearly not good for you
drop it would you?

"sky" in my hypothetical surname implies that I am polish

>>>/cum/

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all slavs are the same x

liverpool 3 - 1 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>quadruple here we come!
>we go again! xD
manchester city 1 - 2 manchester united
>etihad is no longer a fortress
>bald fraud exposed
>ablism is a mental illness lads
aston villa 5 - 0 liverpool
>league cup is literally not even important
>b-based klopp giving the juniors some time
>champions league is our real goal
leicester city 0 - 4 liverpool
>golden trophy is ours soon la
>well well well
liverpool 1 - 0 shrewsbury
>juniors are too strong
>literally an unstoppable force la
atletico madrid 1 - 0 liverpool
>anfield is a fortress we'll never lose
watford 3 - 0 liverpool
>w-we'll get more points than arsenal
>d-draw merchants
>treble is still on don't worry
chelsea 2 - 0 liverpool
>c-club world cup counts
>it's a mickey mouse cup anyways
>coronavirus isn't even that bad haha
liverpool 2 - 3 atletico madrid
>a-anti football
>i-it was totally unfair of them
>klopp isn't exposed
>uefa super cup counts the treble is still on
covid 19 - 18 liverpool
>w-we're still on top
>n-nobody can catch us just give us the trophy
>m-moral victory

Friendly reminder that Liverpool fans said "this is our year la", "well well well", and "that Liverpool feel" to /sp/ after beating Manchester City when Liverpool were on a massive unbeaten run and in the driving seat to win their first title in 30 years and a massive quadruple, before Klopp threw away the League Cup on purpose, choked the golden trophy by losing 3-0 to Watford, then lost of Chelsea in the fifth round of the FA Cup, then got destroyed by the subpar Atletico Madrid in both legs of the Champion's League, and then got cucked out of a certain Premier League title by a bunch of Chinese bat-eaters, meaning their best season ever is completely voided, ultimately getting cucked out of yet another chance at the title, and decided to resign themselves to claiming the moral victory before pretending that they won an asterisked title.

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yeah bros lets discuss

my timer's been frozen, someone be a lamb and address that Spamming/flooding for me

just made the new thread for /ita/
figured it was the least i could do for them when they're facing such a crisis x

youtube.com/watch?v=YmRVU-MEXU0

>#Dab to beat #coronavirus
I fucking hate this infantile memenog.

What's actually wrong with Bojo's approach to Coronavirus?

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feisty one you are

Just coofed on the Queen

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absolutely nothin'
say it again

I promised her mother that I would buy her a book about stress and how to deal with it. I would already forgot about her if not for it
You are a scouser, mate

works both ways innit. if you call people out for trivial things people are going to ask why.

Ayo boreeza wheres the money for covid cuz

Yes and that is her.

working from home home gave me a natural instinct to move the mouse every 5 minutes

just like baloompf he was going to be criticized literally no matter what he did or didn't do
as all politicians should at a time like this

Based

Chinese
Originated
Virus
Infected
Disease

It assumes something will happen that they have literally no proof of being a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=7--mjLIG6-A

and I'll tell them that if they don't want to be called out then they shouldn't do it, simple as

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there isnt a reason to call people out though. its pure unadulterated autism.

just had a man knock on my door asking if i want to buy any toilet roll... this cannot be serious lol

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