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Hello ubk/cia

Its true that my famaly had these job my dad and my mom

But my dad is not a truck driver he drives a van

So to be clear if i dont get 1billion euros into my halkbank account i will start like ruining the saud famaly

Nearly ruined the british roysl famaly

I can cause alot of issues if im not payed

This isnt me and im not a cuck

ce oceќaм oмaлaкcaнo

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>Havent been there in years
I'm sure your mental wellbeing is better for it just for this alone.
Yas Forums is a Petri dish for shills, noise and cultism nowadays. Almost zero value.

Be afraid of us, we know everything about you

>op pic is just me with a weaker jawline
I don't know if that's good

Enjoy 3 days off

It always was, but once i decided to give up on actual discussion and just enjoy the pink wojacks it was pretty fun, it just gets boring when nothing is happenin

So what i can just nuke the shit out of this planet and teleport my famaly to another planet while i can after your dead send you to ethernal torture

I have so many ways of destroying this planet

You should be afraid of me not me afraid of you

Waiting for the corona shit to hit the fan in the US. Which will probably start getting seriously bad in ~10 days. Then it will be fun. Corona crap will be clear by June and a vaccine is in the pipes already but the impending slump in the stock markets is right on our doorstep. And that means it's time to buy for the cheap in the coming panic.

You deserve to know that your doppelganger is a raving schizophrenic and a “hebephile”

Thats such an infp thing. I was entj

>Sashko's junkie brother tried to rape him when he was a kid so he became mentally ill

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>And that means it's time to buy for the cheap in the coming panic.
LOL stfu faggot it's already recovered today

Whats the stage of grief called when youre so fucked you start making retarded pplans about how youll get it all back and more?

I presented myself with evidence of connection with the elites and especially the head of the sexret service here

You ignore it

Is in it odd that you keep ignoreing evidence of my doing in real life and here.

Have some respect dude your post was how you will be homeless isnt it odd that your lack of respect toward me has made you an idiot

Secret service*

what's good my bulgarian fellas

>trip to Sofia
Parliament unanimously voted a state of emergency today, giving extraordinary power to governments. All public events are cancelled. Everything but food stores and apothecaries will be closed.

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I don't think this is going to be the "buy the dips" scenario the markets played by in the past decade.
The relief rallies are likely to be used for institutions to load up on their short positions, while retail is bidding it up as "the second coming of Chirst" .

Fuck, we are officially Finland now

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>we gained
how? everyone hates EU and the west here. we are european in an apparent way just for the gibs and fear of Russia and Turkey

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuhu

What are Bulgarians afraid will happen?

Hes definitelly FOMOing in

There's not gonna be a long term crash, there's nothing wrong with the economy this time. All crashes will be short yo-yo crashes.

Disgusting

Well... fuck.

Wa alaikum salaam

>Bulgaria closing down right now
>RED ALERT for a month
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.

There are no bailouts for the crypto whales and theyre the ones driving the market not the product, the ratio of people that use it to hype riding fags and whales is astronomic

Explains the birthrates. We've become too northern, wealthy and white. Now we die.

A warning to the planet

Next on the agenda is every newborn kid kn northern macedonia will be with downsyndrome

That will happen from 11sep 2020

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>All crashes will be short yo-yo crashes.
Mostly due to speculators, who see the economy crashing, and "buy the dip", thus propping it back up for a moment, before it proceeds to crash as it should.

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Where did all the Shqips disappear?

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Real stocks are gonna be fine

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Real stocks are going to be "fine" compared to money, because money will lose value.

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You're pretty smart bro

Im talking compared to crypto, yes the dollar will lose value for sure

>these retards STILL haven't closed anything
Even kurvatia has closed everything, bulgaria is in a state of emergency, and these retards are still acting like everything is fucking fine and dandy

>they're going close fast food
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm playing Plague. Inc while people panic about corona.

how many cases din you get

>ali baba forced to close for a month
Sofia is literally dead. Literally. Dead.

You people disgust me

31 right now, but there's a lot, lot more it's just that we don't have the resources to test everyone

Bolsonaro tested postive not even fake news lmao

Thats old news nigga

The weather is summer tier.

The granny at 7ca legit coofed in my hamburger, like when she was preparing she had a cough and I saw her spit ending up in my bread. I still ate the burger because it's 7ca and worth dying for

Perfect weather to go out with friends, maybe get together for some soccer and beers while the girls have a picnic and watch. Oh wait. Wait. Its the Apocalypse. I guess I'll stay inside all weekend.

hahah now that's brand devotion every company fantasizes about.

I'm outside for 20 minutes in a light hoodie and already sweating. It feels like July

Дoбpe, 5 бoнa глoбa зa "нapyшaвaнe нa кapaнтинaтa", aмa квo щe peчe тoвa? Moжe ли дa ce излизa вeчepтa и дa ce хoди нa гocти нaпpимep?

>implying I have friends
>implying I know girls
>implying I can stay inside my apartment in the heat

What supplies should I buy for my cuckcage Shitfia apartment house arrest when working from home?

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Don't think about it, you'll have food

test

Chei be i karantina li slojiha be tctctc

At the city center
Its full of niggers and gypsies

here it would be less if people wouldn't be that stubborn and stupid(i.e. they leave their home despite being in isolation before 14 days pass)

Leave and let there be one less Ausländer.

I don't mean to say the stores will empty out, I mean to say I don't want to exit my concrete cave too often to go shopping. Normally I go to the supermarket 3-4 times per week, now I want to buy for a while longer to avoid waiting in queue with coughing grandmas.

What quarnatine do you bugars have?

anal cream and an electric toothbrush

Im native european

Here I noticed the pasta ran out

Stinky poo next to me

Same here but it would be a lot, lot less if these complete fucking monkeys that are leading this shithole just closed everything. I have no fucking clue why they don't just do it already, everyone around us has

m.dnevnik.bg/bulgaria/2020/03/13/4040766_durjavata_zatvaria_magazini_zavedeniia_i_fitnesi/

Everything is closed from tomorrow on except supermarkets and pharmacies until end of March.

Beans and rice are often touted as the best shtf food as they have the most complete nutritional profile per gram of weight. Excluding hard tack and the utter prepper stuff.
Also, toilet paper is imperative.

imagine giving 10+ yous to ikibey

>Second generation immigrant
Ausländer.

Im 3 zoomers are 4

Mи пишe, чe зa нapyшaвaнe нa кapaнтинa имa глoби, aмa въпpoca e чe нe знaм зa квa кapaнтинa гoвopят изoбщo.

Toilet paper is the most overrated thing ever, for the first 16 years of my life I only used water to wash my ass, I'd bring a large bottle when shitting and was my ass with it.
I'd only use a towel to dry my ass at home and I'd use toilet paper to dry my ass elsewhere.

how did you even get so many? we only got this much because of diaspora slaves from Italy

Damn u nasty bro