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leftypol on absolute meltdown mode. reckon he'll die of high blood pressure before corona.

scratching my head wondering when it went from the flu to literally just AIDS

never had that either
ooft

iktf brother, it was always all or nothing

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down 100 quid on my shares isa and not going to attend a haircut i paid 6 quid in advance for

psychcentral.com/lib/the-5-stages-of-loss-and-grief/

>govt estimate 1% case fatality rateit
>govt aiming for herd immunity, for which they say 60% of the population being infected is required
>so the government plan includes 402,000 dead
fucking hell

Simmer down kid he dismantled you we all saw it

>birthday on april 3rd
>same day all football gets resumed
fuck sake my dad is going to be all over the football and want me to go with him to watch it. dire.

Alright lads

You now remember milo yiannopolis

not a fan of eugenics

none of his sources were actually good though

do brits know that germans love the phrase "last but not least"?

dear oh dear oh dear

>not going to attend a haircut i paid 6 quid in advance for
1. you book haircuts
2. you pay a partial deposit up front
what the fuck?

do germans know that brits love the phrase "two world wars and one world cup?"

this but 350 quid down

Yeah it's how you can deal with losing two world wars but still be the master race

youtube.com/watch?v=r9no6XFOG08

of course YOU wouldn't be

Proven by the fact that you attacked his employment status

lol why?

based deep sea creature

she wants a man with a number 2 on top with a skinfade on the sides

Lost more money than I've earnt this year
Not in the markets or anything I just opened my wallet yesterday and all my money blew away

maybe
does it not get lonely?

yeah he's obviously a cretin and deserves kicking

strange how all the pro-abortionists weren't aborted themselves

she definitely doesnt with my hairline lol

this but £800 down

>going for haircuts
Grade 1 all over home shave masterrace right here
Either full shave or long uncut hair is acceptable but anything else is feminine as fuck

Don’t let the chinks see this otherwise they’ll make a soup out of it

price up a tranny (transplant) lad x

reminder you don't gain immunity to this thus the govt's plan is simply a genocide

mad how brazil have managed to sidestep that joke now

fuck lads i lost my entire savings of student loan money over the years because i gambled it all on roulette

would only have been 100 down but im an idiot and reacted like a spacker when the fed cut rates by .5

this but unironically

that's because they're not the ones with downs syndrome

why do people think this shit is a fucking death sentence lmao
it didn't even kill all of the chinks and they live like insects with the worst air quality in the world
holy fuck people are massive pussies these days

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My mum attempted it (not a joke)

twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1238427126887526401
pleas watch this before you insult mikey or diego

Haircuts changed my life. Literally stopped paying a tenner/15 quid and started going somewhere decent and it's compleely changed how people view me and interact with me and getting a gf etc.

Costs 40 quid but they do a decent job, I feel more confident and it's kinda trendy so they give you a beer whilst you wait to. They offer you one whilst your hair is being cut but I'd not want the hiar going in my beer

its a special arrangement

nah, i like my willy and cumming inside females

Its all a show

but you do gain immunity

thanks i forgot

Yet all the virgin freaks stick their head in the sand every time I tell them just how much of a difference a good haircut and fashion sense can make

just going to keep putting away 100 quid each momth into my stocks and shares

just stood outside and a bird (avary) came and perched up on the fence right beside me, such a vulnerable innocent little creature yet it was so content to chill out besides me

small things in life n all that, reckon we'll be alright lads

this but went from 5 quid haircuts to 20 quid ones
they better give me a happy ending if they're fucking charging me 40 quid

based gubberment

>It looks like you've been run over by a tank

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Show me any source that says you do. I can provide multiple that proves reinfection.

only 0.2% fatal among under 30s the government is pro boomer genocide

kind of. I live with my pregnant wife so it is not that bad,

based and brightsidepilled

canne wait until it turns out that everyone hoarding and panicking gets the virus because literally one person in the crowd at the shops coughed and got them all infected

Because China locked down the city whereas the UK are telling you to get infected.

:)

whats wrong with the mixed race looking ting

little do you know he had coronavirus

>herd immunity
>60%

lmao what retard said that

mmm yes very impressive

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it's just plain logic
it's a virus
your body deals with it
and you have antibodies

now, just because ONE SINGLE PERSON in japan didn't develop the antibodies, doesn't mean that it'll be like that for everyone
not everyone has a very good immune system and this can apply to other viruses too

and these aren't very scientific or reputable sources to use and it's far too early to draw any such conclusions on the virus without looking at the whole record
stop spreading misinformation you utter clown

it's mixed race

Creasing

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don't know. but people use it all the time

also did you know that we call a projector "beamer" and cell phone "handy"?

said it yourself lad haha

60% minimum estimates

Aah yes the old gambling millions of deaths post

lol answered your own question

mixed race

my mam went to the doctor today and it turns out she has a fever, a cough, her lungs sound bad and she's did badly on some oxygen test

came back with a face mask, has to self-isolate and some public health doctor is coming to our house later to test her for the 'ol corona

actually happening lads

>millions of deaths
simply not going to happen

pics x

>what we know works
Lockdowns
>what we don't know works
Herd Immunity

and guess which one they're gambling your lives on :)

>rita ora and pussycat dolls on sport relief tonight

cooming might be in order

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does ireland even have doctors

>all the normies die

does anyone see anything wrong with this covid-19 then?

bookies accepted my bet on 20% of the pop dying before the end of the year

we call bmws beemers, and a handjob a handy

Herd immunity has always been considered to be 90% absolutely minimum

based youtube.com/watch?v=niHSDx4Y_zs

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beamer is a bmw and a handy is a wank
simple as

we are ALL going to DIE

sometimes feel like a virus myself, and everyone has herd immunity to me

see, we're fine

yeah, he will apply a few leeches and do a bit of blood letting, should be right