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>never touched a girl in romantic fashion
but you have touched a girl to some degree? shoo shoo normie

Maybe she's from ROA

It'll come natural, just enjoy it and pretend it's the last time you ever get to touch and kiss a woman, FEEL HER AND THE MOMENT, don't rush just enjoy the play, it's not about cooming

Suomi on nyt karantiinissa

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>999

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Yup. All schools are out for at least two weeks, can be extended. All publuc gatherings and events canceled. Public transportation doesn't sell physical tickets anymore, all done either through contactless cards or phone apps, hospitals locked down, only people accompanied by medical staff allowed to enter, and probably some other shit I'm missing.
I'll probably soon get to work from home, but as of last week cleaning lady at the office started using some different product to disinfect everything as well as clean, and all offices now have hand sanitizer dispencers installed. Also small spray bottles to clean your keyboard, mouse, phone etc.

A hug in a greeting way.

what d-did it feel like, did you smell her hair? was she soft and warm?

month long Holy Quaran on all education levels.

3 new cases boys, fresh out the oven.

Shit, I work in the restaurant at Vilnius
Everything is closed since today (gyms, libraries,schools,night clubs) until april 17. There's rumors they're going to bar bars and restaurants at monday.
Probably gonna be jobless since monday because of corona virus.

If only you knew how bad things really are

>people are leaving vodka bottles and flour to buy soap
It's serious when niggas finna give up vodka

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blessed

Stay safe out there anons.

Based.

Aren't they still have to pay you at least 40%, but not less than minimum wage?

You think that's bad? Yesterday we had 21 new cases

got an email from my local Coles brehs
>1. From Saturday we will limit the purchase of pasta, flour, dry rice, paper towels, paper tissues and hand sanitisers to 2 items per customer. We will also be introducing some additional limits on certain items in each store. These can vary between stores, so please visit your local Coles for more information.

>2. From today we will be temporarily suspending our change-of-mind refund policy to discourage over-purchasing. If you have already purchased additional items you no longer want, please look at donating them to community organisations or neighbours who have been struggling to purchase them during this time

its getting serious

If trips i kill myself

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do it anyway

They are testing you. Youv been watched

There's some bars already forcing their workers to take unpaid holidays

We'll see, but even then, , I get 700 euros net, most of my income is tips. 280 euros is barely enough to cover my rent

kek. i got 750 AUD in extra neetbux because of corona and i dont even pay rent or anything

100% increase overnight :^) And weren't yours from that itallian volleyball team?

Can't really expect to be allowed in heaven without at least trips

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104477/Doctors-claim-new-coronavirus-cause-damage-mans-TESTICLES.html

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>be tax dodging nigger
>lose benefits
you'll be fine, you collosal pussy, ask your dad for help

I didnt feel anything romantic.

I pay taxes on tipss nibba. 55% to be exact from credit tips, 35% from cash.

you may be a homosexual. please contact your doctor

>daily mail
Literally kroonika level credibility

ill give you a freeroll.

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nigger nigger :DDD NIGGAS :D

Im just too dense. I wish id be homo but im not.

Bruh, its not romantic if its just to say hi, it's like you've never cuddled before
>have sex

skribbl.io/?rPuY1cCGLY

>it's like you've never cuddled before
haha yeah could you imagine someone being this much of a loser haha lol

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1

it's literally as easy as asking a girl if she fancies a cuddle sometimes, just take the shot brah

Children of Men was a neat movie.

see

You ever ask one out on a date?

A grill at the store looked like she wanted my D. Is this the power of nofap? She was buying vodka.

Tere hommikust sõbrad
Last thread a guy called me a fucking monkey and I didn't see until now lmao

No. I had a couple of chances where girl liked me but i didnt ask her out. I have too low self esteem for this.

It was a Finn, though.

no

I remember a Finn calling me a monkey too, but I was talking about this guy

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Russians do get upset.

im thinking based

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At least I'll always remember that monkey in Estonian is "ahv" :DDD

Holy based

mikoto just wiped the floor with us on skribble again. JESUS this guy is a GENIUS

What the fuck real bloomer hours

>3 new cases

Mikoto, how did your date go yesterday? Did you smash?

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I fucking hate journalists

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that was 2 days ago and no bitch was boring, i was high off edibles. going to be taking some time off tinder for now, not horny enough

Have you legit ever found someone interesting on Tinder?
No, Mikoto, art hoes are not interesting.

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