UK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

UK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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It's not that bad here, we don't need to start closing everything down.

Crashing our country with no survivors on boris's orders.

We’re the control group

kek, based

All sensible countries: "if we all shut ourselves up, then we can starve the virus of hosts, eventually killing it off"

Eternal Anglo, bursting through a wall, coughing: "HI GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT HERD IMMUNITY IS?"

purging the boomers for our return to the EU by 2025-2030

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It has a two-weeks incubation period. If they are getting infected now they are all going to start showing symptoms after a while

We are on italy tier lockdown now, starting tonight

We're not closing down anything either. As our history of success dictates, you'll see both us and the UK rise above you weak-willed brainlets after this is over.

Especially us because we didn't just an hero our country two months ago.

multiple people have said that the UK as well as the USA are 2 weeks behind italy tier carnage

They are right
You have to close everything. Don't go to work and self-isolate if you can

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We have been laughed at from all Europe for our measures, now everyone is adopting them ... seems like we were right for the start

cant really generalize germany
every district or even municipality has its own health department and they're free to do what they think is right. so there are districts with schools closed and districts with schools open

that press conference was cute
>we have this plan for the virus and this is what will happen

yea, viruses like to stick to your plans

You did everything wrong.

Epic graph designed to make uk look like an outlier when there's loads of countries who haven't closed their schools.

They just selected a bunch of countries who have and put uk in there to make it more dramatic

Dumb meatballposter

Just ignore him he is going to die soon anyway

schools are also closing down here, but thx to our federal system not every federal country does that so far. so far only the saarland, berlin and bavaria has closed all schools for at least 4-6 weeks starting next week monday. baden-württemberg and nrw will probably follow this as well today from what i know. they also thinking about stopping all mass gathering with more than 100 people for the next 6 weeks. after this pandemic there will probably some political consequences here in germany. our federal system is just too lazy for situations like this.

You did everything wrong. Focused on testing which was a waste of time and resources. Started the quarantine way too late to prevent and way too early to sustain. Didn't issue travel bans at any point and everyone over the age of 80 is now dying because of your utter incompetence. Your pride is unwarranted and quite frankly disturbing.

how's australia doing

also many people will lose their jobs

THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT WE DID NOT BLOCK IS INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO GET INFECTED FOR SOME HERD IMMUNITY BULLSHIT

OUR GOVERNMENT IS RETARDED LIBERALS WOULD HAVE GONE FULL OPEN BORDERS FUCKING US OVER EVEN MORE AND TRUMP SHOULD HAVE BANNED EVERYFUCKING THINGS

FUCKL

I feel bad for the US. They always pick the worst allies to put their trust in.

Doesn't Italy have a national quarantine? Why is the X little in the travel

>INFECTED FOR SOME HERD IMMUNITY BULLSHIT
a virologist here in germany explained that this is pretty normal and nothing to be scared about. it comes from now on how fast people are getting infected with this virus, so that hospitals doesn't get overan by critical patients, like what happens right now in italy in some regions. china did the same and they can handle the situation now way better then before the outbreak.

You can move around with a certificate and specific reasons

AND OUR PRESS IS MENTALLY RETARDED.

INSTEAD OF GIVING OUT FACTUAL INFORMATION THAT MIGHT HELP THE PUBLIC. THEY ARE JUST CRITICIZING TRUMP. OVER BULLSHIT

MOSTLY BECAUSE IT IS LEFTIST PROPAGANDA MOSTLY WATCHED BY INNERCITY YOUTHS THAT DINDUNUFFINS AND CANT USE A COMPUTER TO GET ON THE INTERNET.

WILL PROBABLY BE KILLED OFF FROM THE VIRUS

WHICH IS NOT THAT BAD

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INTENTIONALLY GETTING INFECTED IN NORMAL.

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP,.

LOOK AT ITALY YOU FUCKING RETARD. THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GOING TO BE THE NEXT ITALY

It's a horrible, horrible outcome that should only be considered if you're completely and utterly fucked regardless. Like if the plane's going down, you try to veer away form the ocean and into a mountain so everyone dies quick instead of drowning.

The plan here is to plan the outbreak so that the biggest spike will occur in the summer when the NHS has the capacity to deal with it.
As a vaccine is a year or two away, and considering how reliant every major economy is on globalism, I don’t see killing the virus off as viable unless you want to crash your economy with many casualties.

imagine prefering hundreds of thousands of dead instead of an economic crisis

A 2 year long curfew with no border crossing is not sustainable. It might just delay the worst of it to a point where you’re less able to deal with it.

>It's a horrible, horrible outcome that should only be considered if you're completely and utterly fucked regardless.
there is no treatment, no immunity and no medicine for this virus right now, also the virus is pretty aggressive in spreading. so it's already a horrible situation right now.

>if you're completely and utterly fucked
thats europe right now unfortunately

It didn't have to be that way. In the history books to come, our efforts to tackle the greatest catastrophe in modern times will be summarized as "we didn't even try".

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>A 2 year long curfew
it will be max 3 months

What then? All it takes is 1 migrant on a boat or someone coming from a neighbouring country to get in with the virus and it all starts again.
One sustained effort might just be the least deadly method.

quarantine everybody that enters the country. Easy

Never heard of herd immunity, dumb wop?

But i thought leaving the EU made you mighty and migrant-free

Ahahah, imagine not gaining Immunity to it, can't wait to travel to all the countires that locked down and didn't gain immunity so i can spread it again

>that US vertical despite their minimal testing
RIP.

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this is quite frankly bullshit
we have h1n1 for a long time, and we arent immune to it

Can someone explain what herd immunity is?

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Assuming everyone gets documented, which will never be true.

kek

>herd immunity
millions need to catch the virus before of that. that means hundred if thousand of dead cause the health system will collapse.

based english morals

If 90% of people can't carry a disease as they are already immune, then the 10% that aren't immune become exceedingly unlikely to catch it due to the slowed rate of transmission.

Correct, herd immunity doesn't work without most people either being vaccinated or getting the disease. Considering COVID-19 has a 3-5% mortality rate, is the UK government planning to kill hundreds of thousands of people in the process?

...yes?? duh

The question isn't if it works or not, the question is if people will believe that it works or not.

I'm going with "they will" because it has a catchy name. You can shut down any argument by just saying "herd immunity".

They have efficient flu patrols.

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Killing hundreds of thousands of boomers would ultimately be a good thing for this country

So around 40 million people
1.2 million deaths at a 3% mortality rate, which could be more because there is no way hospitals can absorb that number of sick people

same thing here, we're acting like nothing's happening and are letting Germany develop the cure for us

I think we might be secretly Anglos

they will panic when numbers grow and ask for a complete shutdown. It will be funny to watch.

My assumption is that they're working under the assumption that lockdowns only kick the can down the road and instead wish to deal with it when we're most prepared.
No country will have their borders entirely shut for 1-2 years or however long a vaccine takes. I don't think eradicating it is possible, it will be around for a while.

>3% mortality rate
holy shit he still believes taht

>everyone over the age of 80 is now dying
This is a good thing.

bad news
no cure for this virus
we are doomed

t. Boris Johnson

if you dont slow it down your healrh system will collapse and the number of dead will increase exponentially because there won't be enough respirators. Anglos are really proto american brainlets

Do they have a vaccine for SARS (which was discovered in 2002) yet? If not then we are really fucked, I doubt we will ever get a vaccine.

>hundreds of thousands of dead

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That's not very HERD-like. Can they call themselves part of the UNITED kingdom flying the UNION jack like that?

Solely? No.

Also, apparently we aren't going to test anyone now unless they are already in hospital

they dont have a vaccine for fucking AIDS, and they have been looking for it for 30 + years

As I understand it, the countries with lockdowns hope to a) catch all the active cases right now and slow down the spread, b) ensure it remains on relative slow burn by both reducing the number of active cases and maintaining some preventative measures (social distancing, health checks, more work from home etc.). This also ensures the healthcare system can cope with the cases as they come instead of collapsing on itself and letting people just die.

We are in the 'slow it down' phase. Schools here will shut, high volume public gatherings will be banned. The idea is to time it correctly so the peak falls at the right time.

>3-5%
0.2%
4% in the immune compromised.

Death flag.

what about pubs?

The point is to avoid a peak. Otherwise you have to start triaging and that's when the shitshow begins

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product of lewis goodall, bbc policy editor
known pinko who would do anything in his power to make the government look shit. he's still bitter that domcum made him look like an absolute mong on live tv.

I certainly hope you aren't basing those numbers on SK. South Korean infected demographics are very unusual (many young people) due to the whole cult fiasco.

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>shutting down the entire country over what is essentially a bad cold
cringe