Late Nite /dixie/ (& Friends)

Just had a peanut butter and honey sandwich.

Did you know that DARPA has been building animal/robot hybrids since before 9/11? They can remote control rats and moths. Wonder how much intel they've gotten that way.

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are you one of those intel rats

no

i dont believe you

never gotten late night McD's, sounds fun tbqh

drunkenly stumbling into some place at 0?:?? AM and unintelligibly stating your order until they manage to extract whatever essential info you're physically able to provide them, waiting for what seems like years for your awfully cooked somewhat cold food to enter your hands just to eat it and then puke it all out half an hour later is an aesthetic few can ever truly appreciate

>3AM
>get with pals
>wear pajamas and robes and such
>form up like car
>walk through drive through and try to get burger
>told we need to have a car
>one guy gets in car and drives up, the rest stand outside car and try to order
>they ignore us
>finally get in car and order
>they aren't selling burgers

thank you for reading my story

Had a drunken walk into the drive thru in NZ as well where they refused to serve but we came back on bicycles and they did

highly based

They probably just wanted to get rid of us because I tried sober and polite in France and they denied me

Here's the story of how I chose my bank in New Zealand
>Be me
>Go downtown open a bank account
>One street where all the big ones are lined up
>First bank says "Yeah go on internet at home and do this"
>Can't be arsed
>Second one says the same
>Third one says the same
>Fourth one says "sure bro here's your credit card"

And this is how I became member of Kiwibank© thank you for your attention

hotpocketman moved /cum/ to Yas Forums for some reason, so I guess Im crashing here

whats the good word, boys

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Pretty sure my coworker from Chile is hitting on me but she is unfortunately one of the fattest and ugliest girl out of the dozens at the workplace

thats unfortunate

in other news:
>go to party two weeks ago
>6 people from party now have coronavirus

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really
?
it’s been so long I didn’t go outside
what’s the point getting e-bank when you can’t meet cutie banker who’s usually a bitch

This way you can fail your security questions comfortably at home while trying to send someone money, and enjoy the safety of your room when they revoke your access to your own money

t.knower

I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence

whos that other french fag

I knew it wasn't you because you have to go outside as befits servants of the Toil god

no i have the day off

Tfw they say "enjoy your weekend" but you only have Sunday off

everytime

bruce willis diddy kong

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my very thoughts

Praying for you dead man.

hey im infected too, wanna fuck? I'll be bottom

normoids btfo

wake up

A senior Australian official who recently met with Ivanka Trump has just tested positive for the virus.

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>you're gonna get it eventually user
>so come hug me already

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>the mlp fan is a pedo
no surprises there

>yes I am a pedophile degenerate coomer anime-atching mlp-watching cumbrain, how could you tell?

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Part of me does just want to get it over with, but I'm an ex-smoker so I'm worried my lungs wouldn't be able to handle it.

do you exercise?

I go to the gym 2-3 times a week.

exercising is for manlets with low self esteem

>2-3 times a week
might as well not go at all

are you over the age of 70?
have you suffered from any major lungs-related illnesses in your life?
how long have you been a non-smoker?
what is your favourite season of The Simpsons?

don't believe I asked

yet you received

No
Not that I remember
Two years
Lemon of Troy or the monorail one

well on the health side, I think your odds of survival are pretty good, however you do seem to suffer from dyslexia because I asked about which SEASON is your favourite, not episode

so i'm sorry, but you will die if corona-chan gets you

people with a cap or sunglasses when theres no sun or theyre inside need to get shot
sorry but thats just how it is

>corona chan
holy shit stop

O M G var-chan you're like soooo tsundere ＼(^ω^＼)

I don't know, satan, but I'll say Season 3 because that is still classic Simpsons but isn't so early in the show that all of the characters look like horrifying prototypes.

yeah alright, you'll live

The fuck did you think I was going to say?
>Ah yes, Season 22. Now that was the GOAT!

if you said any number past 9, I would have started blocking the virginian flag

we need to kill bruce