VF edition
/brit/
it is a fact that bajo slays pussy
Howling, he looks like a goblin in the side profile shot
>Mark: (internal monologue) "I mean, I suppose it's all a bit mental with the coronavirus floating around but it's not like there's much chance of me getting near another woman anytime soon. Ugh, what i'd give to have someone else to..... no... control your thoughts Mark, just suppress them as usual and have a bit of a wank later."
>Jez: (interrupting): "Heyyyy Mark, Superhan's has invited us, well I mean, me not you- to a massive wicked fuck off party later so, and I know I said I would pay you rent this month but.. maybe instead I could just not today and you could maybe tag along to make up for it?"
Mark: "Tag along? And I presume the fact that you've invited me, is supposed to make up for the lost rent-"
Jez: "Oh come on Mark it'll be a laugh! A right bloody laugh."
Mark: "Wait, hang on Jez, you're not seriously going out in the middle of the bloody coronavirus epidemic.. are you completely off your tits?"
just witnessed someone wearing a 'keep calm and chive on' shirt in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty
deary me
I can smell my cumrag from here even though it's in the laundry :(
>Yanks pronounce puma (pew-ma) as poo-ma
Not sure they’re even human desu
>mitchell and webb make another fart joke
so this is british humour