VF edition
/brit/
it is a fact that bajo slays pussy
Howling, he looks like a goblin in the side profile shot
>Mark: (internal monologue) "I mean, I suppose it's all a bit mental with the coronavirus floating around but it's not like there's much chance of me getting near another woman anytime soon. Ugh, what i'd give to have someone else to..... no... control your thoughts Mark, just suppress them as usual and have a bit of a wank later."
>Jez: (interrupting): "Heyyyy Mark, Superhan's has invited us, well I mean, me not you- to a massive wicked fuck off party later so, and I know I said I would pay you rent this month but.. maybe instead I could just not today and you could maybe tag along to make up for it?"
Mark: "Tag along? And I presume the fact that you've invited me, is supposed to make up for the lost rent-"
Jez: "Oh come on Mark it'll be a laugh! A right bloody laugh."
Mark: "Wait, hang on Jez, you're not seriously going out in the middle of the bloody coronavirus epidemic.. are you completely off your tits?"
just witnessed someone wearing a 'keep calm and chive on' shirt in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty
deary me
I can smell my cumrag from here even though it's in the laundry :(
>Yanks pronounce puma (pew-ma) as poo-ma
Not sure they’re even human desu
>mitchell and webb make another fart joke
so this is british humour
fuckin real nigga hours now lads
>epidemic, pandemic, systemic, academic. It’s all just bullshit to make people scared into staying in their little boxes Mark
>an old lady was coughing her guts up next me on the bus yesterday, and you know what? I feel fiiine. This isn’t the seventies or whatever, people don’t die of disease any more
sucking a nigger
what animes do wypipo like as much as (based and redpilled) blapipo like DBZ?
Junglist was the Chad to Bajo's overwhelming virgin freakishness
going in the pen soon lads (possibly)
Ogre
They also pronounce emu as e-moo, and semi as sem-i
Eva is the only one that comes to mind.
why do brits pronounce tube like chyeewb instead of toob
Why?
why dont you all put your hand bags away you fat women
junglist has been memory holed. the ABC made sure he no longer officially exists
how does that even work? heard people say the same, but never understood it. you actually report to the jail?!
cody dude you should've come to london i swear me and hunter spent like 4 days just riding the toob bro
that's Souf FC. Norf calls it the TOOB
very drunk and listening to the smiths
Because we're Brits, not Yanktards.
kiwi friend pronounces emu as 'emm-you' instead of eemu
>cutoff when she finally turns
why such cruelty
Remember when people said Covid-19 is nothing and we shouldn't panic?
Glad I filled my cupboards with rice, tinned soup, toilet paper, tissue boxes, instant noodles etc
Behcos weyah brets nawt yenktauds
me ian nigel roger and tim are going roo shootin' you cunt. then we're goin cat shooting, then we're going snake fuckin' and baby stealin'
Yanks pronounce Israel as Greatest Ally
because it would be spelt toob if it was meant to be said that way. on bail lad waiting for crown court summons.
i will never die
isn't it summer there? could use that uv here
I WANT TO MARRY THIS GIRL ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Very interesting that the entire world is shutting down cause a virus that targets the elderly has killed maybe 200 people, while tens of thousands of women die every day from domestic abuse and the economy continues like nothing happens
NO NOT THE HECKIN' MEOW MEOWS
it's spelled like toob. if it were meant to be pronounced chyewb it would be spelt like that
>no brexit talk
>no greta talk
>no environment talk
>no trains talk
>no muh leftism talk
>no muh alt-right talk
>no vegan shit talk
>just corona talk
zip it foid
I still think most EVA fandom is semi-ironic, either normally so or the wanky kind that wants to get their bollocks stomped by misato or asuka or do the reverse to a catatonic retarded Rei
>>no trains talk
hate this
is it strange that that picture sexually excites me?
>because it would be spelt [...] if it was meant to be said that way
>he said referencing fucking English of all languages
sort yourself out
He doesn't understand his own language
ohh we got an edgyman
trains is tough business
hang in there la
Love it in the arse, me
do you say tuba and tuna with a "too"? must just be the accent thing. youtube.com
ha ha, yeah, just being edgy ha ha
same, I enjoy sucking nigger cocks. sometimes me da wanks me off while I do it
they actually uploaded the entire show, with the junglist years, to their youtube channel after they were cancelled
ex.
youtu.be
me too
Watching chilli peppers live in concert on youtube. They're doing a twenty minute jam session. Who the fuck pays to go to a concert to hear rehearsal music? People want to hear Under the Bridge. These musicians are so self indulgent.
Why pay $200 to listen to *insert song* when you can listen to it for free on Youtube?
Hunter x Hunter
for Hispanics it's Naruto
aussie bros am i/we welcome to emigrate?
Rations of pork being delivered in Wuhan using a garbage truck
Why haven't we nuked China yet?
How accurate is this?
The sky is a neighbourhood (so keep it down)
How did Trudeau's wife get Covid while visiting Britain? Did she visit a migrant camp?
How brown are you
they're clearly in plastic bags
it's a bit packed
*looks over the shoulder while sucking air through my teeth*
not sure mate
spot on, cant beat horrible histories
>Elder Scrolls 6 won’t be released until 2025
AAAAAAAAAAAH
sucking the proverbial golfball
teenagers playing it who weren't even born when 5 was released
crazy stuff
Women be withholdin' sex
Really? Fuck we'll have holodecks by that point, it would want to be something special
Everyone is welcome to move to Australia (once the virus is finished)
not at all
>pic related
im coming in cunt whether you like it or not
will be a let down man
Really?
I'm completely sure William 1 was not the first king
as it should be
it proves that it wont be a moneygrab shit title
plus Skyrim STILL stands up to AAA titles being released TODAY despite being almost a decade old and we have Beyond Skyrim to look forward to in the meantime.
good, maybe it'll actually be a finished game for once
line em up and shoot em i say
smash femitalism
where do you stand on drinking estrogen and wearing cute dresses?
thats like 10 years away
Everyone in Brazil loves DBZ too
>Beyond Skyrim
what is this
>we'll have holodecks by that point
not really, only 5 years
technology seems to have plateau'd since around the early 2010s
still remember being wow'd by oblivion
youtube.com
Fancy a cheeky 3am curry.
what d'you reckon lads?
how does washing your hands stop coronavirus spreading if it's airborne?
first king of England IIRC, there where kings of york, cornwall etc.
im picking up what youre putting down sugar
skyrim mod
anywhere still open or are you cooking