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>Why yes, I am planning to become a warlord after wuhan flu destroys industrial society. Now get in the dog cage, sissy.

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i don't need it....

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which side will i be in?

not wrong.

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I never said I'd castrate my workers. That would be a huge waste, I couldn't even breed them or stud them out if I did that.

You really wanna know this?

Brainwashing is a art
you have to strike a balance, malnourished enough to weaken their critical thinking ability, but enough so they can move about and be somewhat productive.

>wuhan flu

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Will the pandemic be a golden age for online gaming?

yes i think even the opinion of a pedophile fascists matters to me

there will be no online gaming. who will be at work to run the internet?

Wuhan flu will cause a baby boom.

Society status: cancelled

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for me, it's calling it the boomer doomer

Yes.

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Who's having these kids?

*coofs in your thread*

Please sign, my university wants us to die :(
www.change.org/p/waterloo-city-shutdown-the-university-of-waterloo-campus-temporarily-due-to-covid-19

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Me.

Went into the local shart mart to buy a six-pack and the whole place was fucking packed full of people stocking up on supplies like the world was ending. Had to wait in line for a half hour for a goddamn pack of beer.
People are idiots.

why not go to a real (locally owned) liquor store, instead of fucking walmart?

Haha buncha morons in your state lmao those of us in Chad states already stocked up

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Because Walmart stocks my favorite brand of beer, Voodoo Ranger, and the local liquor stores do not.

ok its done downloading
would you really watch me?

Still a maybe

I don't watch people that slander me.

lets have a debate live for the /cum/ers

>that bodyslam at the end

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>voodoo ranger
that's p cool, i used to live in fort collins, so i like new belgium stuff. surprised to hear that though, usually the walmarts here don't have shit for selection.

only if you show cleavage, asmr whisper into the mic do yoga stretches in between deaths

poopoopeepeee#3991

whats the topic

Runescape vs TBC

Who in /cum/ would survive in a corona apocalypse the best

probably me
I have guns, no conscience, and am good at repairing mechanical devices.

save it for the stream, pal

Do people unironically still support drumpf after this disaster or will one of their family members need to contract corona before it becomes clear?

So what's a bigger deal, the Iraq war or the coronavirus

help us with the topic, /cum/ this is for you

He isn't joking.

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I feel like another finacial collapse is coming

Tbh I want live among canadians

Explain why you are gay.

there're a lot of people who aren't smart
and they shop at shartmart

pussy

WHy tf you insult me?

Is it gay or straight for a man to be attracted to females who are on so much testosterone that they're growing beards? They still have a vagina but they've chopped off the breasts, they're covered in male body hair and have a man's voice

coronavirus is just a redherring to make it look like the country was improving under blompf, it's merely at the uninflated level now.

coomed so much

ACHPOOFFFPHHLLLFPFHPFH

Tbh planning what Alberta oil field I am gonna work in rn

im gonna move in with arbys and start a meth lab

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official thread theme(!)
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>had to go to 3 stores just to buy a single roll of toilet paper
>every store I went to had people in masks like it's fucking china
Holy fuck kill these fucking panicking boomers already, I just want to do my grocery shopping in peace

If you don't show up for a debate, do you lose by default?

Yes.

Vocaroo crashes when I try to use it, maybe it is a problem on my end.

It isn't ale's fault, probably.

>the slim shady LP
actually based

death to China

Id watch it

you'll settle your differences and become great friends yet! you just have to believe.

>not being a PREPPEDCHAD
Im ready for the worst with this amount of rolls

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vocaroo.com/1ljkJX2qGjR

I can record with windows voice recorder and upload, but If I try to use vocaroo record it crashes. The discord test function returns my voice, but it doesn't go to other people in call.

My voice works in siege and halo as well, idk what is going on. Guess it wasn't meant to be.

>plunger on bare floor
g r o s s

I ended up buying pretty much that because it's literally the only thing the dollar store I ended up at had left, fucking retarded panicking boomers at least there'll be less of them after all this

why dont cashiers just enforce a '1 per customer' rule

christ

>needing a plunger
eat more fiber

M8

above their pay grade
would you really enforce a toilet paper rule, if you were making 10 dollars an hour at fucking walmart?

yuh very based album
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>t. baby doodies maker