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pregnant lasses

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Anything that threatens the state will get you killed
Quite the freedom innit

gave my willy a good clean in the shower
my method is dilating the foreskin and letting the water pool inside
once full, I seal the tip and slosh it around inside
once the water stops coming out a milky colour, I know I'm clean

less trust of the state
more desire for local bonds
less fear of top-down government

have a tickle at the back of my throat

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Really want to go back to the UK, you all whine about the weather and shit but frankly minus all the Pakis it’s one of the nicest places I’ve ever been. Would like to live there

Want to visit Blackpool

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ITLL ALL BE OVER BY CHRISTMAS
there, I said it
now this virus has the curse of a million dead WW1 soldiers upon it
and a hundred million more dead from WW2
it will devastate the world for half a century and kill more people in 20 years than died in the entire 20th century
take that, "society"

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might actually pay attention to the yank election if it proceeds while covid19 is fucking everyone's shit up in the backdrop 2bh

Luv em but I'd only shag one if I was the one that did the impregnating (which will probably never happen haha)

midge

I cry every time

youtu.be/ZGORPUzLxtU

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SAME BRO.

Literally every thing about this bitch is perfect. I would love to cum in her

TAIWAN #1 RECOGNISED BY USA FUCK CHINKS LMAO

i look like a fatman
i got bitches
im a blackman

From Latin mōmentum
(physics) Of a body in motion: the tendency of a body to maintain its inertial motion; the product of its mass and velocity.
Mori
From Latin - To die

pretty deep OP refashioning a well known idiom to a similar but different meaning, life's movement to death, the momentum of birth, the entropy of Being. How poignant. Are you a poet by any chance? Would love to read some of your work

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Corporations are so big you don't even know who you're working for. That's terror. Terror built into the system.

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Got my first match on Bumble in 2 months and it's a qt Jap girl
She better fucking say something to me. Only 14 hours lefts

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what does economically liberated mean?
free to nick whatever you want?
just become a pikey mate you've got the flag for it

I won't sit here and let you badmouth the greatest democracy on earth.

pmsl

>depression

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Not be another mans slave. You’ve got the flag of a nation who has always been in duress to its aristocratic class, and happily so. I come from a line of rebels.

I don’t want to be another mans slave.

I wouldn't mind the whole world being controlled by a tiny elite if I happened to be one of them.

Taiwan No. 1 Gays in Asia

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*googles ceo of company*
oh no absolute terror

wish the master chief collection would hurry up
don't give a shit about multiplayer
want the campaigns

if I don't like it I can fuck off so I'm not exactly a slave am I
just admit you want to be a looting pillaging cunt but "the man" and his "laws" won't let you
it's called living in a civilised society mate
move to Africa or Syria if you want to live like a savage animal preying on the weak

>I come from a line of rebels.

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Mad how all Irishmen look exactly like this.

>it's called living in a civilised society mate

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You can’t ‘fuck off’, you can live as another mans slave or you can fall into poverty lad. I’m really sorry that it hurts your feelings, but the whole system is based on the suppression of entrepreneurial spirit and individuality and the tacit exploitation of weak men like you.

When was the last time you vomited, /brit/?

>civilized society

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might break out the old yamaha over the weekend while isolating myself and make some ambient choons/sequences as I'm always saying I will but never get around to. will post some snippets on vocaroo if I do

at several sticks of pepperoni a few months ago and it all came up later that night

Sex drive has fallen off a cliff since getting a gf bizarre

watching rambo first blood part 2
it's wank
would rate the newest rambo higher than this bollocks

Oosh!

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ITALY: lockdown
CHINA: lockdown
DENMARK: lockdown
NORWAY: lockdown
IRELAND: close all schools, cancel mass gatherings
USA: close schools, ban all european flights

BORIS JOHNSON: "Right. Some of you are going to die.

crack's a bit moreish

he does look pretty good

>long torso short legs
is there a more unappealing body shape?
It tends to make girls have nice arses but the overall look is grim

need to eat some cake

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Bit porky for somebody who’s been on crack for a month, you’d think he would have shed some of that belly fat.

>loathed that film as a kidderino
Yeah, I felt the same about the Irish.

based

Mmm

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Don't like it when the other person is clearly enjoying the sex a lot more

seething satanic orangerunt
we will squash you into pulp with no bits left
tropicana style

Saw your gf’s latest selfie.
I was doubled over the toilet for a good 20 minutes.

Reminder BoJo had a eugenicist adviser until he was found out. He knows exactly what he's doing.

Reports coming in that plague victims, so-called 'Coronoids', have been spotted roaming around the irradiated ruins of Cheadle

about 3 days ago, I think it was some bad chicken
got that nauseous feeling in bed and couldn't be doing so I just made myself vomit
instantly felt better

Cannæ git twæ clampit manch inæ bap and tæ slockeners o’draught

>seething satanic orangerunt
>we will squash you into pulp with no bits left
>tropicana style

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modern western "poverty" is on par with living like prince in any other time or place
and agreeing to work for someone under mutually agreed terms is not fucking slavery you idiot
tell an actual slave that your job is "slavery" and see what they say

good for weightlifting
short people with short torsos and long legs look more odd. one of my professors is like 5'5 but his legs are 70% of his height

Germany :- 1944

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Me and the wife

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You know that’s not true you spiritually comatose runtman. Medieval serfs lived easier and more fulfilling lives than the modern wagecuck. Keep dreaming.

Have you ever fingered yer dad's arsehole?

war
war never changes

Aye, yi ken fit like min.

youtube.com/watch?v=46VHdzSdB7k

Poor little yellow men :^(
Won’t somebody think of them?

Yes

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how extreme should the measures of self-isolation be if you don't actually have the virus? can you still go out and see your mates?

All jokes aside lads, how long do I need to self-isolate for?

medieval serfs were basically slaves though
there are countries in the world RIGHT NOW where you can go live like a medieval serf
why don't you move to one?

holy shit the crypto crash is hilrious

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I became economically liberated by learning the stock market.

>jailed for 5 months
Seems pretty lenient.

would ravage her mouth with my cock

>watch (literally any fucking) movie
>literally any fucking TV show
>literally any fucking commercial
>tense, over dramatic, faux-gritty monologue
>shoehorned lines about racial egalitarianism
>DOESN’T MATTER WHERE YOU COME FROM MAAAAN
>WE’RE ALL THE SAME MAAAN
>SHOW EM WHAT YOU GOT

If that were true, would this kind of propaganda still be necessary?
tiresome as fuck.

I don't think there's any need to self isolate
might as well get it while the hospitals can cope
get it out of the way
although I heard you can be reinfected in which case, forget it
you're either immune or dead this summer

BANE
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how I short bitcoin?

What caused it? Got notifications all day about how my stock was diminishing

number 1 goal in life is to never life in a house share again
never ceases to amaze me the lack of consideration cunts have

prefer the soup me

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I have asthma. I'll be dead by summer. I always used to joke with people that I wouldn't live to see 27. It might actually end up coming true haha

>RISE UP AGAINST THE RACIST HATERZ...YOU’RE A CHAMPION...A SUPERSTAR

nauseating

No there aren’t, medieval serfs may have been another mans slave but at least they had lives that revolved around spirituality, community, agrarianism and natalism. The modern wagecuck has none of those life-affirming guarantors and actually works more hours than a medieval serf.

But it’s okay, the mindless consumerist shit and capitalistic excess makes up for that soul-destroying exploitative gap.

uma delicia

I need a house in the woods far away from any other person's living space. that's the plan when I graduate and get a jobby job

>Livershit

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Be C00L

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Its a strange time line.
Thankfully we have the ability to alter it.

I envy your life, honestly, what a care free life you must lead where the only difficulties you have to overcome are aggressions on /brit/ while you get bennies from the canadian government

people trying to cash out, probably to rush into metals or whatever "IRL" stuff is popular

uma delicia

go dig a field in africa or latin america for 50p a day if you think that'll be more spiritually fulfilling
maybe it will
your only master will be the free market buying your produce, and the local militia who do what the fuck they want with you and your family

oh fuck off you know what he means

as a man of average height I promise to abuse these slightly above average bitches mistreating the kinglets among the kings

AFREECA
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You envy my life cause I’m a cool cat.