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buying one of these to do dips on lads edition

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LOOK OUT FOR CRUELLA DE VIL

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is this it lads?

Imagine in 4 weeks when we've got 15k 'confirmed' cases (real number closer to 50k) and they finally shut the schools. Imagine all the nurses taking time off work to look after their kids who are off school.

Just the flu innit

broccoli? yep, i'm thinking it's peng

would you do gay-for-pay if you had a good body?

britain had a revolution in the 1640s, cocksucker

TURN ON THE BBC
THE QUEEN GOT CORONERED

who /cric/ here?

just passing by quickly while on the throne don’t mind me

>self-isolation for a cough
MAM, WHERE'S ME LEMSIP

Imagine being a socialist in a country that prides itself on not rocking the boat

think coronavirus may actually be a big deal after all
can't be fucking arsed with it desu

Imagine the cash the nurses and doctors can rinse the govt for now

Ireland is Western England and a bugman hive that must be liberated by the Anglo-Saxon.

just bought 18 (eighteen) chocolate bars

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There isn't a single government in the world (outside of dictatorships) that hates its people more than the UK. Does it really surprise anyone at what they're doing

cope, bootlicker cocksucker

>salary as a primary school teacher salary is shit
>will still receive it regardless of whether school is in session

heh, nothin personnel kids

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My friend is a doctor and wants the hse to privatise so he gets more money

Ah yes due another any day now lmao

Ireland has never had a single uprising that wasn't a French/German/American ploy to weaken England.

gf wants me to "seriously mistreat" her in bed (hair pulling, choking, something with straps later, etc.) Not something that comes naturally to me and not especially erotic.

hey keep it quiet

What's the salary? Guaranteed it's far better than primary school teachers make here

what are they doing thats so bad? i am neet so i dont follow it really

what's ireland like?

Wont be long til the greedy cunt has 5 rental properties anyway

tie her up and leave her there as punishment for being a runt

that's what the blood drenched British ruling class wants you to think

send her to me lad i love that shite

secretly am the one who created the 'orona 'irus so it can be socially acceptable to stay at home and post on /brit/ all day

Can you believe they fucking closed mount Everest because of corona

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uh lol no

>Airbnb hosts are freaking out right now. In a Facebook group for Toronto hosts, one said: "I quit my full time job to do [Airbnb] full time last May. I have 4 units and they have always performed at 90% occupancy or higher until now."

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YOW CHUN WEY

NAN ZU HAN

BOO REN SHOOOOO

LOL, yeah. Good luck with that.

I'd still be getting fucked in the ass, good body or not

pseduolandlords get the rope too

Too bad

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landlord-lites on the ropes

what if this is the beginning of people realising they don't really need to go to work to earn a living
and we start living in a post-scarcity society

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nothing, there is a very low number of young people who need to be hospitalised so there is no point closing schools right now
closing schools means more kids will need to be looked after while their parents are at work, potentially by their grandparents, so they could pass the disease on to them and they are far more likely to take up a hospital bed

Poorfags gonna poor.

$48K (~38K GBP), although admittedly the district in which I teach pays teachers fairly well since there's been a recent shortage of primary school teachers

In a word: crap

Last gf I had criticised me for not "throwing her onto the bed and fucking her without asking" (i.e. she wanted me to rape her)

bet she secretly films it then pretends she didn't want it and gets you done for abuse showing off all her bruises and that to the court
that's modern women for you

Doesn't like being tied up

Heard Diego got the ol' Coronavirus from visiting a brothel in Chinatown.

never had a gf

yeah and then none of the nurses are turning up for work, the streets are overflowing with rubbish and theres no food in the supermarket

can’t have proper post scarcity without removing the runt of the litter

understand the male female dynamic

ireland has had uprisings almost every generation for 500 years

hope they starve to death

need a British Red Terror

Turbo landlords, hoover up all the accommodation and rent it for huge prices and gut the actual property market

been diagnosed with coronavirus lads

How many years in the job? Starting salary for a primary school teacher is £22k, and the average is £28k. Very jealous of yank salaries desu, although not that jealous of your working conditions

Need a Dom gf who tricks me into thinking I'm about to impregnate her as she pins me to the bed and forcibly pumps my cock with her pussy

All were supported by foreign powers, forgot to add Spain.

well if the stock markets keep the way they are hyperinflation will wipe out their debts

>airbnb full time
she quit her job so she could do fuck all full time while getting paid

children are super spreaders
you don't close the schools to protect the children
you close the school because it's like a little incubation and distribution farm for viruses once one kid goes to school with it

nah he's still a virgin

that was worth posting

watching sg1

Same except I haven't been diagnosed with coronavirus

for me it's enterprise

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thats now any of this works

watching cv19

schools are being closed when one of the kids tests positive right now
there is no point closing schools at this stage because kids will still interact with each other outside of school any way, you can't stop them

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mine's VERY vanilla
it's shite
basically all she's comfortable in is missionary
if she was a virgin when we met i wouldn't mind

First time or rewatching?

False.

enterprise is decent dunno why people don't like it
used to watch it in the evenings during middle school
liked it more than other trek shows I've seen

been diagnosed with heineken-10

Get a life you fucking loser

this bent freak is about as far from god that a man can get
needs a bullet to his cranium

and they’ve already got 14 days to infect all the other kids