/brit/

disgusting and insensitive edition
have a word with yourself

Stop trying approaches people can tell when you're rehearsing something

It would be quite funny if coronavirus wiped out the entire population of London desu. I left the city at the start of March for entirely unrelated instance, and it would just be a funny little story if the >10 million living in London died but I didn't simply by the coincidental move

you could stop trying to be liked by everyone and just be yourself
hate desperate tryhards

>can't book a tesco delivery this weekend cos all the panicking mongs have taken all the delivery slots
hate super markets lads. HATE them. always get a delivery at the weekend so i don't have to go in them. very unhappy with this turn of events. this is the real cost of coronavirus. a blight on mankind.

i think the thing i hate most about communism is that it's so fucking ugly aesthetically.

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I for one would like to welcome our Chinese overlords

yeah would be really funny if millions of people died

haha what a tragedy that would be haha

Reckon I should start doing this, takes me 40 mins to walk there and back to Tesco’s every weekend

me vs. /brit/

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>stop doing something you enjoy
ok virgin

noo not the heckin grannerino

Sorry to break it to you Brits, but your capital city is a shithole.

somebody is profiting from hysteria?
not suspicious at all

China is very aesthetic

I do but I won’t be home for another 20

poo poo!!! *playing in my poo like a pile of leaves in the autumn* look mummy poo poo! *mashes it into my face* MUMMY IT SMELLS!!!!!

It's a good representation of the ideology though in that it's just functional and soulless

okcupid toil

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lmao the old bint boutta die

might drive by the entrances of the supermarkets tomorrow without going in just to see if there is the same evident pandemonium and panic-buying as there was today

nothing but darkies in london anyway
good riddance
im over on my families farmland
comfy af

thanks fren

maybe now but not when it was communist

amazed anyone can be bothered to go. takes me 6 mins to do my weekly shop. another 10 to get the stuff in the front door and unpacked and put away. and that's all the shopping i need to do for the week. worth every penny of the delivery cost.

youtube.com/watch?v=McJcDToEiyw

i call poos "bum scum"

lads....
whens corona going to end?

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ngl would love a bulimia gf
we could starve ourselves all week then just order the biggest fuck off takeaway ever and take turns puking it up to make room for more

I'm naturally shy so when I take that approach people just ignore me.

For that left, then when I get home the pic is all yours som

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>Piers Morgan reveals he has tested positive for COVID-19
Get in. Fucking get in. Hope this cunt suffers then dies.

Yeah

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reckon never. 10 years from now we'll all be used to it and everyone will just have a bad cold the whole time.

communism is just for people who want to be edgy but are too cowardly to be nazis

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jesus christ
feel sorry for people that work in supermarkets
must be absolutely awful

summer. its a winter bug like all other flu/cold strains. will be back next winter though

no he didn't

may, possibly even mid april

that's pre communist.

>Get in. Fucking get in. Hope this cunt suffers then dies.

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hardly breaking news
no one in london is white british

What is the peak female age?

why?

FF7 Remake looking real good

BEING A SOCIALLY ISOLATED NEET HAS NEVER FELT BETTER

DIE NORMIES DIE

If you’re gonna say a celeb has Coronavirus then provide the fuckinglink

Fuck off, Piers. Fuck off and DIE

tbf i hope he dies too

Females hit the wall at menarche

getting hungry but have to do washing up before i can make din dins
hate it

not arsed as long as the footy doesn’t get cancelled.

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I saw something earlier said May could be the peak

janny ruining my fun and deleting my ruse cruise thread just as the arabs jumped on board, fuck sake going to bed

not really thinking about what im typing here lads just mashing keys in abit of a frenzy thinking about my nana she was 94 for the other day wonder what shes up to well shes asleep but wonder what she thinks about stuff whatever going on she has a very bad memory wonder what thats like just drifting off repeating stuff whats going on in peoplels minds like that mental
also want to hatefuck some whorish holes had to put a new line for that one because my line of thought took a different turn haha anyway yeah can feel this coming to an end you should give it a go lads its good fun

Your mum's fanny looks good m8

hey junior where's your little girlfriend

so be it
some people are shy
make peace with yourself
just embrace who you are

just got back from my self-reflection session under the corbyn government lads, I agreed I needed to work harder in the heavy industry factory to increase output by 10% under great leader Corbyn's 5 year plan.

I also warned them about my neighbour who I overheard discussing banned ideologies.

No, I don't think I will.

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footy is 100% getting cancelled lad
UCL and Euro included

>defending phone hackers of dead children

after this whole corona thing blows over, the developed nations of the world really need to cut china apart until there's nothing left. if china doesn't look like germany after ww2, the insect menace will rise again

Genuinely the most boring post i've ever read

bets on the first world leader to be infected lads?

sorry but i dont really care about your train of thought

When this is over China will be the only superpower left standing and America and Europe will be burning.

me

Bolsonaro already has been

Its already cancelled lad, Arteta just got riddled with corona

>self isolation
finally my time to shine
been isolating myself my entire life
NEETs rise up

Absolutely. Unequal treaties weren't unequal enough if you ask me.

Used to be a barman, then worked as a consultant for 3 years but my contract came to an end. Applying for new jobs now and I really want to get the job as a barman back while I apply, but get the thinking people will pity me and think I failed miserably (when really I just want to keep a bit of money coming in while I wait to hear from my applications)

Fucking doubt it with the size of this lad she had to push out

I MIGHT LINK MY TING FROM BARKIN'

7AM IN THE MORNIN'

SHE'S CALLIN'

I'M YAWNIN'

SHE'S JARRIN'

NO STALLIN'

I MIGHT LINK MY TING FROM BARKIN'

7AM IN THE MORNIN'

SHE'S CALLIN'

I'M YAWNIN'

SHE'S JARRIN'

NO STALLIN'

I MIGHT LINK MY TING FROM BARKIN'

7AM IN THE MORNIN'

SHE'S CALLIN'

I'M YAWNIN'

SHE'S JARRIN'

NO STALLIN'

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ive been spitting corona phlegm into my hands and praying for terrible things to befall donald trump every night, wont be long now

isnt the brazilian president already pozzed

thailad no!!

Boris and Don have had confirmed contact with the infected so one of those is a decent bet

Would be funny if Donald got it and died

thought thailad died in that shooting

He will not be pleased about this, not one bit.

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Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?

Boss wank on the cards before another shift of trolley retrieval tomorrow then partayyy time

If they both did that would be a fair balance

ok nigger

you know it's bad because the powers that be always underplay stuff like this to avoid a general panic, and then the PM goes and says anyone with a cough should self-isolate

could be in for a big one lads

China isn't and has never been communist, nor has it claimed to be. It is socialist.

Powerful. We need to talk about this, here's why.

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who doesn't have corona but deserves it?

You lads heard about this Demiurge guy?
fucking mental stuff

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err maam ur no no place is coming out

grim little man

no it isn't

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remember that time we all got infected with a virus ?

looks like harambe to me