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france is literally over. literally america tier.

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Sorry to hear

>one chinese man cooking bats

vs

>the entire human civilization and economy

WHO WILL WIN

>Yas Forums with tomorrow theme

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*coughs into my change and hands it to the paki at the corner shop*

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AHHH TWO THREADS IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE

Someone please tell me how you sit at a pub bar by yourself, especially a busy pub you must look awkward 90% of the time looking at your phone or looking around

drinking that 1079 aldi pilsner stuff. not bad

>panic buying water and pasta because of the sniffles

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how the fuck did it get to the shetlands

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Not me but also me

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Get chatting to the people behind the bar, people will come up to you if you're good looking. Its really that easy

why do you care so much about what other people think about you lad?

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bye to granny and grandad cause they won’t be here for much longer

*googles symptoms*
nah don't think that really applies to me

>hurr communist china 'dealt' with coronavirus better than anyone else

yeah, it was their incompetent fuckery that created it in the first place and it is still very likely to have ruined them completely as a glorious socialist (slave-labour) nation when it calms down

>buying water
do americans?

It originated in the United States
globalresearch.ca/china-coronavirus-shocking-update/5705196

Just don’t care lmao

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all the asians around here are wearing face masks
no one else is though just them

Just talk to people. It’s that fucking simple.

just go with a newspaper, read the news when you find something interesting strike up a conversation with somebody about it or dont. You dont have to talk to people if you dont want but if you do you can.

ah yesssssssss
piss of chang

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SCREAMING

considerate of them to not spread it to others

youtube.com/watch?v=m-lfD9Oajec

After touring some areas affected by the COVID-19 in China, Bruce Aylward, the team leader of WHO-China Joint Mission on COVID-19, praised China for its handling of the epidemic outbreak. Aylward said the rest of the world should access the expertise of China, adding if he had COVID-19, he'd "want to be treated in China."

can someone post that Norf fc 'diagnosis nonce' please

>ireland
>1.31%

not an insignificant amount. almost as much as belgium.

Because I don’t wanna look like a jonny no mates sitting at a pub bar by myself (I do have mates just no one around this weekend)

Now that I've watched Noughts and Crosses I know how it feels to be black in modern day England. So ashamed of my privilege as a white man

they quarantined a load of people in a hotel and then the hotel collapsed

So we might as well all eat bats now then?

esperanto is such a strange looking language

just get chatting bro
mate, just go and say you're out by yourself. you're overthinking it massively, no one gives a fuck

Did it today in spoons. Just make yourself look like an alcoholic.

>China bad!

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some Shitlander was on vacation in Italy
heard it from the Shitland redditflagger here

>just go with a newspaper, read the news when you find something interesting strike up a conversation with somebody about it or dont. You dont have to talk to people if you dont want but if you do you can.

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Fucking hell forgot that, another great victory!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lojban

you are like a baby

some couple went to italy after the outbreak started and brought it back. Today 4 more people tested positive as well lmao

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Vietnam has become the first country to fully contain SARS and COVID-19 without any deaths.

White heavy check mark Cuban anti-viral medication is central to coronavirus research.

White heavy check mark China built a fully-functioning hospital in 10 days amidst tensions.

Tell me again how socialism doesn't work.

Just don't be a VF

Personally dislike people sitting at the bar at all, unless its very quiet. If you're sat along a bar and it's heaving you're a cunt basically.

thread cucked hard there lad. enjoy the old cock pit ;)

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Wouldnt really care about going to the pub alone but honestly dont see any reason whatsoever why I would want to.

Would probably just get really annoyed at all the normies socialising and then go talk to somebody only to remember I actually dont really like most people that much

>It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.

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>I actually dont really like most people that much

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would heem this vermin so hard it would enter the earth and come out the other side

This. What type of muppet sits at the bar.

why don't bars (and everything for that matter) use a deli system for ordering
hate standing there awkwardly behind a bunch of people sitting at the bar waiting for the bartender to go through his list of whoever got there first to get to me

what is this meant to mean?

"People" who think Chinese people eating bats caused coronavirus probably also think the "Holodomor" is real.

I just like the musty pub atmosphere and talking to old men

why don't you move there?

what happens if you're performing on a stage liveset and you need a piss lol

Fuck off cunt you dont own the place

Imagine caring what other people think. Have a drink at the bar son. Have had a lot of interesting time there.

T. Pic related

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>They quarantined people in a hotel and then the hotel collapsed

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thats not because they are socialist its because they are authoritarian

Going for a solitary pint in Britain is no different than going for a solitary coffee.

just push to the front virgin freak

Yeah but would you do it on a Saturday night when all the other young people are out in groups

what pub is it ill come and join you

If the Chinese didn't eat wildlife meat that comes from petri-dish wet markets then CoVid-19 would never have happened

doubt anyone actually did even att but it was kind of funny while it was still going around 2bh

What is going on on reddit?

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I never did it when I was young but now I'm an old fart I can do as I please.

Is that you yeah. The skinny emo looking gimp that loves his startbuck mocha cocha poofter latte. Yeah that’s you. Fuck me you Americanised gimp

I am at the front but there's still people sitting at the bar and the bartender still goes in order of who was standing there first
you'll experience this when you go out for once

Reddit is part owned by the Chinese government

*puts note on your desk*

*cough*

Where are you supposed to sit if you’re there alone then?

Don’t be a curve. Get pissed on your own. Take pics at the bar. Live life. Simple as

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>Drinking alcohol makes you 'ard
It makes you fat and stupid

why don't you move to china?

Yeah why not, people go to the pub alone all the time

At a table?

pub? pints? yeah good that but not for me. clean as a whistle, me

Reddit is an advanced AI that generates opinions you specifically find annoying.

read a book
watch the footy
take in the ambience

marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1872/10/authority.htm

Don’t be a nonce* lol

just go piss in between songs

Always thought they should get barriers to stop cunts shoving to the front

Reddit is a cesspit of racism and misogyny fuelled by bitter incels

You're normally spot on Mikey but this is the worst take youve ever had

Think you read that wrong Mikey.

lads what do you think about all this stuff circulation on Yas Forums saying that the virus has a 100% kill rate because of reinfection?

Friday the 13th today lads. Wonder what shit is going to go down? Would today be a good day to end myself?

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dont care
dont fucking care
dont give a shit
dont give a fuck

Spain is actually worse off than Italy. It’s going to ravage that country

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Because I'd rather establish a socialist Britain allied with China.

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Fuck off turt you wannabe Yas Forums famous twink lol

you this read wrong

>lads what do you think about all this stuff .. on Yas Forums

I don't

LOL

I trust everything I read on Yas Forums

the common cold has a 100% kill rate due to reinfection

Mikey was a good lad, bit dim but kind hearted. I'll miss him.

The fellas that sit army the bars are old men and women that’s fond of a drink

nXXXXr

Was gonna go to the south of Spain on my own for a month this year

Coronavirus has shat on my plans

Mikey is a leprechaun sized fucking spastic

no it's because it's a shithole. stop with your larping you cringe merchant.

everyone who gets coronavirus will die

>It originated in the United States

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Is there a reason that EVERYONE who's died of coronavirus has brown eyes?

ive got a mental illness

>tfw guy I work with just came back from Madrid

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life has a 100% kill rate but you don't see people talking about it

maybe I'll go take a bag of books out into some cabin in british columbia and wait it out