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there used to be a time without corona :( edition
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Dont reply to turks

Ok, my Greek friend

I will reply to every turk shitting on Greeks (aoids)

I can tell that you couldn't look at my eyes and stutter like a toddler learning how to speak if I was speaking to you on the street IRL.

Greeks closing down night clubs, absolutely based.

OH NO NO NO MANLETS BTFO

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The truth, for women and society, is pic related. The rest is Yas Forums gibberish.

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>5'11
>not average

Didn't read this manlet cope, I'm 6'6 and that's like being a God in human form

Cuck

Tonight I will hunt for Monkeydonians!

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I know for a fact that Slon4o is lurking here.

I'll keep my promise and reply to you

It means you have shit genetics, people will look at you as freak and your heart and other organs are very likely to fail way sooner than usual. The human body isnt meant to be that tall, you are a literal freak of nature.

Mega cope, men look at me as their leader (ENTJ) and women look at me as their breeder

I'm 6'6 and that means my ancestors were the most superior humans on earth

It just means they were made fun of.

>I'm a god
You live at home with your parents in Skopje, Macedonia

slavs are subhumans

Have a rare fyrombey from the countryside, for those who say it's not me. I own my own land I work the land every summer. I am a Balkan gorilla

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We are locked down in dermatology department. They just called we tested positive for covid19. They're not letting us out and everyone is infected. This isn't in the news. We cannot get out. We hear drums, drums in the deep.

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He looks like he cried all night whilst has been fucked and dominated by his husband and spit in the face for bye

SEE YOU IN VALHALLA BROTHER, SHINY AND CHROME

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Is Canada Goose the most overhyped piece of shit brand or North Face?

Is this general full of boomers? Why do you care about a virus that 99.9% of its victims are old farts?

I am your father, Mehmet.

I don't think so. I'm not short, swarthy and on norwood stage 3 by the age of 20.

>Serbia closed 2 borders toward Macedonia
>Shqiperia is closing their borders on us
Soon we'll be barricaded here over a flu

>Spain said they will rarity our accession protocol on March 17th
In 5 days we're a full-fledged NATO member

>I own my own land I work the land every summer
your (grand)parents own it*

If theres a NATO in 5 days

Imagine being this fucking retarded. Your grandparents are your blood and if they didn't fuck you wouldn't even exist. Their property is your property by extension.

The people say, Ayou don’t really know a person until you’ve divided real estate between them and yourself.

left is sub 6'0" manlet
right is 6'9"+ ogre

You can easily find clothes all the way up to 6'9" or so.

Toвa вcъщнocт звyчи пo-дoбpe нa бългapcки: нe пoзнaвaш чoвeк, дoкaтo нe cи дeлил имoт c нeгo.

Exact impression I got too, he looked like he was gonna cry the entire fucking stream
He's an incredibly good actor

that's not how it works lmao

Stone Island

kys, cairshqip.

No the land is 100% mine and I'm likely going to invest more to buy up more land from the seljaks willing to sell their shit for scraps. There's even some near a freshwater lake.

When I was 7 years old I had this traumatic experience with my Serbian grandfather. He dragged me off to the land and started explaining where we own what. I was just trying to play and climb the trees and he legit slapped the shit out of me and said "Sutra ce neko da dodje i kaze ti da ovo nije tvoja zemlja" and I was bro I'm 7 years old I don't need to hear about the land.

I hope you realize that’s stolen Bulgarian land fyrombey.

Mнoгo вяpнo
Maybe he is sick himself

My grandma did the same. It's done cause a lot of the shit is divided between different families.

>Maybe he is sick himself
we are not that lucky
Though even if he was another retard would just come and take his place anyways

But yeah the zoomers shall inherit and that will be the end of zoomer socialism.

Father did this with me and I still don't know where all out land is. How the fuck do you expect me to remember plots that are in complete random places on a flat valley ffs.

Everyone is closing shit, even France
Serbia is as always behind everyone
Bunch of fucking retards leading this fucking shithole kill me now

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I'd unironically drop a napalm there. They're so ugly.

Also the guy is Armenian I think, I'd drop it while he was in there.

Bruh if you’re under 50 you have nothing to worry about. Now, I would prefer that my parents do not die because of this, but civilization will survive.

>But yeah the zoomers shall inherit
Bulgaria is fugged :-DDD

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Yes, I also do not want my parents to die, but I'm pissed because of other things too
I can't believe these retards are handling this situation so fucking badly. It's incredible, we've got only 1008 respirators and this retard say's we're gonna have 500 more in 25 days and says we had even less in 2008 as if its some fucking monumental accomplishment.
Our hospitals don't have enough resources nor doctors and if they don't do drastic measures to stop it from spreading we will be absolutely fucked
Meanwhile some retard doctor is on tv right now making jokes about the whole situation and my boomer dad tells me he likes him.

Sofia looks like New York wow

We are under 10 and still schools are 2 weeks on hiatus, cafebars work till 18:00 and so on.
IMO it should be even more drastic because бoљe cпpeчити нeгo лeчити

No one is handling this well. It’s a good lesson for the global society. Also, thanks China.

>mfw I realized that I could heem every single little dork ITT

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Sure but some are handling it better. I guess I'm just completely fucking sick of this shitty cunt and these retarded people, I can finally understand the diasporashit mentality

I fear this shit will crash the world economy. If the dow goes down it's a domino and the world goes kaboom like 2008. Your 5k salary will turn to 400 euros overnight

Fuck this shithole, let's make our own country /balk/

Bulgaria actually profits from crashes since this always means more stuff shifted over here. What will scare us? Poverty? Misery? We've been on survival mode 20 years, this won't shock us.

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I got fired today.

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Just move to Slovenia

The economy already tanked worse than 2007. And that is fine, a correction is needed each decade. I don’t know what you mean about the salary, the lev is pegged to the euro. If the US handles this better than the EU, I just won’t buy electronics for a couple of years. I am stocked on TP and durable goods.

Chill bro all good, help Serbia improve. We cant just all run away.

Again?

Not a bad idea honestly

Will China be punished for this shit? Cause you know it's a question of time for the next virus emerging there.

>What will scare us? Poverty? Misery? We've been on survival mode 20 years, this won't shock us.
Some of you are thriving now

>The economy already tanked worse than 2007. And that is fine, a correction is needed each decade.
It didn't, the DOW is the culmination of the biggest American corporations, when they go down the entire US financial system collapses and it causes the world to crash. Bascially their stocks are worth nothing which means they don't have money which means the big business can't fund small business, and soon everything else collapses. They stop making payments to partners in Europe, people stop buying real estate, millions get fired, companies are running on life support. The corona is even worse because they purposely shut down all productive people and send them to quarantine. The crash we had yesterday was the biggest crash since 1987 with no signs of regressing, Bitcoin almost halved in half a day. Soon you could be jobless with no prospects or your salary slashed.

Do not be like the Chinese. Live dispersed, and have morals even if the cops are not watching you.

>help Serbia improve
How would one even do this though? I thought about it a long time but I don't even see where the fuck to start. All our institutions are completely corrupt and unless that ever changes (which it won't since Serbs are spineless bastards that don't fight for their rights) nothing will. Classic examples is that heads of factories force their workers to take a picture of their vote with SNS circled and send it to them so they can keep their job.
1.With retards like these I don't think you can even change anything
2.Why would I even lose time, patience and energy trying to save these legitimate retards?
I know that all this self hating shit looks very faggy but I can't help it, seeing Vucic's ugly face and hearing his dumb shit made me very pissed

>If the dow goes down
Both the Dow Industrials and Dow Transports are dropping like rocks. On a unprecedentedly high volatility too.
The liquidity injections that the US are going to print out in the next months are for corporate bailouts and sustain the banking system, and not for priming equities.
I think we'll see very prominent companies going bankrupt or being bailed out.
The small pepol like us are somewhat fugged.

You sound like you got bullied in school, dork