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cobona
lads
look at her
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wow, Britannia looks like that?!
Why are Irish all ameriboos? Pathetic lmao
IM FINALLY RICH
boroniavirus
wow, americans shart in walmart?
just panic bought some scran
F
yes... lads...
lads i have been sleeping the last few days, what happened
hello!
Holy shit is this true?
Because they're our honorable allies and we sheltered them when they were hurt by the famine
*smuggles infected Italians into the UK*
and visa versace
This is THE source
more like the CORRRRRRRona virus
Toilberg went on a rant about chinks today, see you in two weeks buddy!
larping virgin
It's the 5g bro
BASAADAO
Why are girls with cancer so attractive
I bought all the paracetamol from B&M
heartless bastard
Shouldn't it be The United Queendom?
>paracetamol
speak american
that's tylenol
Great, now you can top yourself with them
gonna go to the indian shop for rice for a 10kg sack of rice, doubt the boomer freaks would step foot in there
attainable
Yes yes Guiseppe always lived just down the road and it's just a typical cold that's why he has a cough
VERY relevant film
Cause it's gonna take some time to realign
PREMIER LEAGUE CANCELLED
>LIVERSHIT
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good evening gents
imagine being so poor you shop at b&m
Dont talk to judge till you've joined a minute in my shoe ok basterd
Looking at Italy I find the Cheltenham cup going ahead is a sign of total disrespect of life. BORIS get your A as out of the clouds and start closing big gatherings.
get some dal while you're at it
mung beans, shredded coconut, spices etc
based bojo addressing the coronavirus in a proportionate and sensible way
lazy fenian cunts closing their whole country down because a few people have a cough
alri
Sound plan
Question: Can you actually cook rice or are you like all the dickbats here who bought trollies full of plain flour and forgetting to get any other baking ingredients?
no it isn't?
Can it Tarq
what
Wonder if horses can act as an infection vector
>not even 5000 dead worldwide
>this level of global panic
something else is going on here, beyond the oil war even
i really REALLY hope you catch a fatal strain of coronavirus so we don't have to read your boring tryhard posts anymore.
gaff is stocked with enough (more than ample in fact) food and booze to last til tuesday and intending to stay shut-in all weekend but fear I'll get cabin fever by the morning and need to head out, even if just to drive around for a bit without stopping in anywhere
cesc fabregas just btfo boris on twitter
I actually cook rice better than anyone I know, had an Indian housemate who taught me the perfect method (shan't be sharing here as my skills will be good to barter with in the coming months)
I speking english maderchode
reckon there's another deadly strain that they are not talking about
got cabin fever already from being in the house alone for 3 hours without my flatmate
don't think I'd be able to handle quarantine
I said I went there because while everyone is looting Tesco and ASDA everyone else forgets B&M has all the stuff they are panic buying. I'm merely taking advantage.
based
ABLs have been saying this all week
fookin based
rice is easy as fuck to cook:
1:1.5 ratio of rice: water
so 2 small cups of rice --> three cups of water
get it to a B I G boil while stirring
get the lid on, turn the gas off and let it steam itself for 10 mins or so
you can get fancy and soak it beforehand, wash it or whatever but thems the basicss
wat did you just say you mother son of a bhosdike?
not a B&M in my town or anywhere near by
such is life in tarq country
Your numbers are out of date bro
being able to cook rice isn't difficult you spastic virgin cunt
Tempted to buy this thing because it's really cheap but it's like a preowned bundle when I could pay a lot more and could just get new versions of each
Bit stuck desu
Season 2 of Hannibal is the greatest season of television of all time
>So, you’re saying and admitting the disease will spread so much over the next weeks/months but you’re not closing schools “just yet”... You will have to close them eventually anyway. Why not do it now and avoid more trouble?
Maybe so that kids aren't unnecessarily missing valuable school time? What a fucking spastic.
*Incoherent swearing in Hindi begins*
the evidence is becoming overwhelming at this point
the ones on here definitely don't seem to be
doom eternal next week
you dont even need to get that into measurements, poor as much rice as you want into a pot. Boil some water, pour it into the pot till it covers the rice, and then let boil for about 8 mins
Based BoJo a few thousands deaths is worth it to appease toilberg
Get a grip
I'll be honest, I know yanks get alot of stick for being plastic paddies, but most plastic paddies I've met have been in London and Liverpool
They aren't as cringe because they've at least got living family members who are Irish, but yeah it isn't an American/ Irish thing
who cares if we all die as long as they get their work done innit
shut your mouth you wretched pleb, I'll not eat a single grain of that bland, wet slop you try to pass off as rice
what will you listen to in your final moments lads
>unnecessarily
share bplease x
ahhhhh yes the michelin star chefs are talking about how to boil rice on /brit/....
Kids aren't likely to die though, it's the elderly that are more at risk.
lol corona virus lmao kek
was in tesco during the week and decided to pick up some stockpile supplies and was thinking the usuals (rice/porridge/beans/etc) and after some half-arsed deliberating I ended getting a kg bag of couscous and a stick of fucking white pudding
>2bf was going to get sausages but all the cheap ones were gone
Gutted that the footy and the james bonds and that is suspended. When I'm burning furniture for warmth and eating stray cats and toilet roll a new james bond would really cheer me up.
its nicer steamed and that ratio is ideal for fluffiness but you do you paddy
Probably the sound of my mum droning on
Kids are carriers you utter fucking tube
COVID 19 is a chinese bioweapon intended for hong kong protesters but it got too strong
big phlegmy in the throat
concurrent sounds of a ventilator and a life support machine I'm imagining
ITT: Tubes
Might bunker down in my secret cabin in the highlands
know for certain that there's a highly trained chef that frequents here
But there aren't any elderly people in schools, so it doesn't matter if they keep going to school.
they'll give it to their grandparents you fucking dimwitted spastic
just seen someone get called a tube on /brit/
really tensed up
Drop dat Longitude and Latitude f a m
nouvelle vague say hello wave goodbye
A FUCKING BAT
I have watched nearly 1000 tv series so my opinion means a lot
Then just facetime or phone your grandparents instead of visiting them in person.
If a Briton with Irish heritage is a plastic paddy, does that mean the Northern Irish are plastic brits?
>tfw no long-term petrol supply
>tfw no low-profile cottage in the hills
>tfw no armoured land drover defender
>tfw no shotgun license
>tfw no opiates, antibiotics, antivirals or adrenaline
Well, i'm fucked
OH pack it in you absolute WALLOP
Embarrassing post
pangolin akshually
stop posting foreign music in a british culture thread
i take personal offence to this
Mong
Heard the transmission vector was a fucking pengolin penguin or summary, fuk knows aha!
have you been stalking my spotify you fucking bellend
Probably my wife's family arguing in tagalog over where to hide the body
>tfw hard as fuck and built like a brick shithouse
gonna lead a band of raiders with de lads. prepping’s for virgins
i like you well enough but in my last moments, i want to hear french
...
Boris' Infected Britain
Ace of Spades
Bruce m8 u here
A penguin? A fucking penguin in a marketplace???
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP!Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
>Nah
Yes. Cut it out you jerkoff
maisie williams sophie turner lesbian femdom strapon deepfakes scat
THE ONLY THING THAT LOOKS GOOD ON ME ... IS POO
absolutely flawless
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This is your brain on nigger
>tagalog
hate itp a n g o l i n
you mash it
you boil it
A Foetus!
UK police are so cucked wtf are they confiscating these for???
ANYONE GONNA OFFER ADVICE THEN
WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR
recommend me some tv shows lads. ive got a month to binge. thinkin these are my favorites off the top of my head in no order
sopranos
twin peaks
evangelion
the wire
trailer park boys
welcome to the nhk
sailor moon
breaking bad/call saul
malcolm in the middle
star trek TNG
roseanne
spaced
big lez show
serial exp lain
dragonball
dexters lab/ppg/ed edd n eddy
jackass/wild boys
married with children
etc. shit list eh. been hearing good things about mad men. should i try it? my mom watches walking dead and GOT but they seemed like pure shite. ive watched shitloads of anime that i didnt mention, so dont gotta rec anime.
I will feast on your heart in the coming chaos.
Saw one of these posts before with a sledgehammer in it and people saying they didn't know why it was taken from them
*hides the spamposts*
pretty based knowing it takes me a 20th of the time it takes him to copy, paste and fill in the captcha
>cannabis is less harmful than tobacco
>cannabis is less addictive than tobacco
>cannabis kills far less people than tobacco
>tobacco is legal, cannabis is illegal
Can somebody please explain this shit???
person of interest
good thinking
reckon it's a good time to invest in streaming services and isps innit
Why are beaners so into the simpsons and dragonball z
The Leftovers.
They're low iq
making myself double egg and chips
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Listening to Clinic, described as Suicide/The Seeds/Velvet Underground/Blonde Redhead
Quite big that pacific ocean
keefy runs with some wild niggas, an he one too but nigga never shot a bitch
>>cannabis is illegal
don't know this feel
Tobacco had a massive industry behind it so they could influence the laws.
always sunny is mad funny up until about season 9
Why is it always BMWF??
Made a lovely frittata lads :3
mad men had a really comfy story if you like that in a period drama
It’s illegal cause it’s cringe simple as really
wonder how many shitty death-metal bands there will be over the next 10 years with 'covid' in their name
This is pop?
Yeah yeah
Black people smoked cannabis, when alcohol got decriminalised the wowsers had to ban everything else, William Randolph Hearst
cannabis causes schizophrenia
80th hug of the toilfu today. Really nice one, pressed herself into me quite hard.
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All rise for the /brit/ national anthem
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Mental how you live entire years of your life, 365 days, and it’s all condensed into little fragments of memory here and there in your brain
aw look they made little double digit iq muttlets
>civilisation will exist over the next 10 years to the extent it will support death metal bands
this is the end, lad.