Why can't Europeans make sandwiches?

Every European "sandwich" is either a baguette with a measly dlice of ham or cheese, or a single piece of bread with toppings (literally not a sandwich by definition). Why do they fear the manly American sandwich?

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If you have too much filling it just falls out and makes a mess

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panino giusto

because we make actual bread

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A SWANDWICH WITHOUT BAGUETTE??

This is why you're fat

>If you have too much filling it just falls out and makes a mess
This.
A good sandwich isn't just a matter of flavour, but also engineering.

This.

How do you even eat these things, if I try to squeeze it and fit it into my mouth, it just creates a mess. But it also feels dumb to eat it with a fork

tismo finn

you grow a big mouth

American sandwiches are so weird. Just use one slice of bread, some butter, ham and/or cheese

a sandwich should be a light bite to eat, not a full meal in and of itself

That entire picture is European.

Euro cope

>a sandwich should be a light bite to eat, not a full meal in and of itself
That's fucking retarded. Says who?

this is too much calorie for a yuropeean

if its not

sandwiches should be triangular you useless lump of lard

Yes.

how do you even put that in your mouth

By being a fucking MAN.

>is either a baguette
that's a sub not a sandwich you retard

>Hey guys I make das sandwich

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Why are you letting yourself be americanized ?

because this is dumb bait thread in the first place?

Ah yes, the hardcore traditionalist

Danes make killer sandwiches

>I want to eat a stack of shitty meat but I'll but some tiny slices of bread around it so I can call it a sandwich
Why are fatoids like this?

>is delicious in your path
hey nothin personal kiddo

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Whn i was a kid i made a sandwich with ketchup mashed potatoes steak mashed potatoes and ketchup again. It was way too full and slippery and i made a mess.
I have since learned not to overdo it

>pulled pork
>cheese slices that look microwaved
>chunks of boiled onion
>some pieces of fried tomato
>white offbrand baguettes
I hope you'll share the recipe! I'll get rich when I find out how to make this so I can sell it in yuroland

>flag
>I'll get rich with this recipe
We know

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Why can american make a decent flour food?

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What? Our sandwiches are the best in the world hands down

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lihapiirakka
"bread" already is filled with rice and minced meat and onion.
Very nice, i recomend if your going to visit Eastern Finland.

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Poor try withouth a soul :D

You are not getting it

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Why do Americans believe a sandwich has to have a fucking mountain of ingredients in it to be good? Everything doesn't magically become better just because you add more of it. You know why most classics have few ingredients? Because the more ingredients you add the fewer distinct flavors you can pick out. Eventually you can't pick out anything and it becomes the taste equivalent of white noise.

>You know why most classics have few ingredients?
Because you are poor Haha Haha

This > That.

Sorry bro, iv already met the perfection and i know what it is.

shut up fat

This American grilled cheese is better than any sandwich in all of Sweden and I've never been more certain of anything in my life

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Toast Skagen is better than your glorified bread and cheese.

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Wisconsin?

>melted lump of recycled plastics and oil byproducts you call """"""""""""""""chedder""""""""""""""""
>mutated grain from over-nitrated fields mixed with recycled plastic pellets with puffing agents to make """"""""""""""""bread""""""""""""""""
>fried in """"""""""""""""butter"""""""""""""""" from hormone and anti-biotic filled cow feed with mutated spoilt corn with no concern for quality of life of the animal
why are mutts such tiny dick narcissists that crave european attention?

Trust me, I've been to Ikea and I've seen what you guys eat and it's atrocious

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>Why do they fear the manly American sandwich?
>Posts a toastie.
Toasted bread does not make a sandwich.

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>he's too afraid to eat fish

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>does not make a sandwich
*banter stops*

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Too much sugar and white wheat. Make a rye bread sandwich with eggs and salmon.

That looks good. I hate cucumber but I'd give it a try.

Nothing wrong with a chip-buttie, although that one appears to lack the butter to make it so.

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We can do simple sandwiches.

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I have the same problem, but I stopped caring and just let whatever fall out fall out and just ate it

him and me

Maybe, but there's literally nothing right.

>literally
You do know the meaning of that word, right?