/brit/

anyone that went to cheltenham should be shot

Noisy baboons (literal), hooting and horreling outside

Where is everyone

The boomers are dropping like flies lol

Reminder to stockpile from B&M
Everyone buying out Tesco and Asda etc but no one has thought about B&M. Still full of rice, toilet paper and paracetamol

Messaged a girl I accused of giving me an STD and ghosted a few weeks back (turns out I don’t have an STD) because I’m horny and have a free house this weekend. Crawling back shamelessly with my tail between my legs lol

>teehee I have sex btw :>

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straight sex is ok

NHL season been paused

It is officially NOT on

heard about tom hanks this morning. was that confirmed over the day?

did the man slide on the ice and hit the rubber disc? did he now?

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actually quite miffed about this

Fuck Tom Hanks

Sanctimonious prick

He's got some skeletons in that closet for sure

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the lunch
sub sandwich with ham, salami, roast beef, turkey, swiss cheese, lettuce and mayo

women or holes as Ive taken to calling them

Might finally watch Forrest Gump so I can discuss it with people when Tom Hanks dies.

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incel freak

whatever you say simp

Can anyone tell me if Cheadle is quarantined or not? thanks

Bro you just posted cringe

got some kino ready to fire

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i shag
you will die a virgin
simple as

the chinese should've been genocided after the sars outbreak. imagine how beautiful the world would be right now.

Reports coming out that it was ground zero

you will never have to worry about any of this you pathetic virgin

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you lot should've did the deed back when you went to war.

actually

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How many sleeping pills will it take to top myself? Honest question

just take the whole bottle

Why yes, I am self isolating. How did you know?

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youtu.be/2e5N0tn1-7s

I have sex with women, and also I do not respect them

forest trump

samaritans.org

the simp brain is unable to understand this

the virgin civic-minded isolationist
the chad globe-trotting accelerationist

i miss him so much

Liver shutdown is an incredibly painful way to go, or so I've heard.

but you don't have sex with women

I had tickets to a lightning game

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*accelerates your face*

Rate my doomsday supplies

5x large industrial bags of dry rice
10x large industrial bags of pasta
48x 1ltr bottled water
15x 1ltr bottled vodka
50x packets of ibuprofen
10x lighters
30x cans of beans
1x 2018 map of Britain

might be my last days de lads
i regret never going to london and having a pint and a fish and chips

whatever you need to think to make your life choices seem correct

Uni just closed lmfao

just had sex with the corona infected gf

was peng

I miss Pruane2Forever

Which uni? did they have a case?

I’m literally panicking, I had contact with someone who came back from Italy 2 weeks ago and sought advice from 111, I was tested and I’ve just received my results now and it’s positive and I’ve been asked to call them I’ve been isolating anyway and am starting to feel quite rough in my chest not sure what’s gonna happen lads I have the fucking virus

that nigga aint dead, he just lives in the cyber realm now
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Where the fuck is everyone

look la, if I am throwing a red carpet you get in a tight dress, you shake your ass... you do not go down it looking like a lesbian
not complicated
simple as
x

Walking around with the korean gf gets me even more looks now ahaha like I’m a willing vector

bug chasing in 2020

PHAGED
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out on the lash as usual, /brit/ is a shaggers general

call them then

>tfw shit immune system from being underweight as fuck

unironically gonna die if i get corona'd lads

dead

when is it acceptable to smile in british culture?

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