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i voted tories get fucked literal child

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You clearly just want work/uni cancelled

Didn't expect Yas Forums to shut down because of a virus

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corona gamers rise up

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coronavirus is nothing
check out MDR-TB for a real scare

have the previous still open just in case

paul walker had a 16yo gf when he was 30

?
I don't want people to needlessly die so some rich toff can make money.
Also to add to this, there is NO, literally zero evidence you even gain immunity to this. They're fucking gambling.

Fs posted in the wrong thread.

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>Is it really that mainstream?
Wouldn't say it's mainstream at all but it's widely considered one of the best albums of the 00s.

bet you voted for jeremy you mong

Only fairy southerners like pointless. Chad norfers love a bit of The Chase

>bet you voted for the tory with a red tie
fuck off the entire system is corrupt

*33

I'm a cringe 98 zoomer so I probably wouldn't have heard it unless it was something played on the radio a lot or got popular on youtube

Why does the UK have red in their flag if they are not a Republic?

every self proclaimed "socialist" should be strangled along with all labour voters

just waiting for my fucking college to grow a pair n shut it down

SHUT
IT
DOWN

FOLC

We're a crowned republic sweetie x

shutting down schools won't do shit
kids will still interact with each other outside of school and will probably have to stay with their grandparents to be looked after while their parents are at work therefore spreading it to their grandparents who have a much higher chance of death

It’s surreal right now. I don’t think we’ve had such an interruption to everyday life to such a degree as this since WWII.

Common Cold is a coronavirus and you can't be immune to it.
Gov't are fucking murderous idiots. How the fuck did they think this was a good idea.

>crowned republic
A cucked republic?

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mind your own business

>I'm a cringe 98 zoomer
on Allah I'm thankful to be a zoomer than a millenial or gen X or boomer

they are all cringers that try to be "people persons", gen Z is the culture that doesnt care

Coronavirus: Up to 10,000 people in UK are infected, officials say

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mad how a third world country is shutting down the entire western world simply for enjoying a delicious bat soup. didn't think it would end this way, but at least it'll make for a good story a thousand years later when society finally rebuilds.

no rorke, we cant just ban foreigners from entering the country because of the cold.

>college

literal underage

This is who I'm going to Comic Con as this year. Anyone wanna come with me?

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It's to delay the spread so the health service can cope.

>no rorke, we cant just ban foreigners from entering the country because of the cold.

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He was not a bright person so it's understandable. He wanted to be with someone who is on the same level as him

wouldnt dare to say that to a red blooded Englishmans face, he would hammer you back to hammerburg

2 World Wars.

there was zero disruption to daily life during wwii for americans

literally all that changed was you were limited to say buying 25 lbs of sugar at a time instead of as much as you wanted

bowie was one of the brightest people and he shagged a 14yo

*coughs*

People keep saying Joe Biden is an honorable and decent man but he literally plagiarized speeches from Neil fucking Kinnock and basically told an Iraq vet to fuck himself the other day so idk

Fun fact: “Darth” was originally Vader’s first name and not intended to be a title

what

wdym underage you crackhead
most people in college are adults or are about to be adults

>gen Z is the culture that doesnt care
Gen Z is the culture that has no identity because we were born into the era of postmodernism and irony with no sincere traditions or new paradigm of our own that isn't just a rehash nostalgiafest of various 70s, 80s, 90s culture tropes. If you want to know the source of our depression and dissociation look no further

Only went and died from coronavirus didn’t I lads

Just got the self isolation email from work

Nobody actually does proper work from home do they?

I'm a Marxist Leninist

Lots of people probably have it. But they don't need to go to the hospital and so they don't get counted in the media body count.

also known as : virgin

heard a rumor that if even one case gets confirmed in my province, the entire uni is shutting down.

Lads
In all seriousness
We got through two world wars
We can get through this

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Wow bro do you date girls for their intellect and stimulating conversation? So based. These guys that just want tight, fresh pussy and a carefree, feminine attitude in their women are cringe amirite?

I've got a sore throat and I just sneezed.

Aye, he was just being a nonce

Why is he so needlessly aggressive? Who does that appeal to?

People question him and he just insults them or says he'll take it outside (but he's nearly 80 so presumably wouldn't get very far).

I really don't understand his aggressive replies.

on the contrary
gen Z is the most violent generation, with standards of living decreasing rather than increasing, meaning that we are tougher and therefore can beat boomers

i mean think about it, we're the only generation that can openly say fuck the dirty lgbt and not get attacked by your peers

>14
>nonce

already have dealt with angry gammons, all talk and all the huffing and puffing renders them out of breath

worth it, though

can't bomb an enemy you can't see

What happens when we get the fabled herd immunity?

Just told my mum I love her without trying to cry.
Can't believe I'm going to lose her so Boris can keep his money safe.

automatically assume anyone who talks about shit like “gen x” is an Americanised twat

My university’s suspending all classes. It’s not even that bad.

This attitude is what will kill us all

Boris is an egotistical toff

You can't beat a disease with a stiff upper lip

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you have a cold
i have same thing

you don't sneeze on corona

Lucas and Disney have combined to ruin the first 3 movies with their garbage trilogies. Star Wars is a trash franchise now.

Granny-fuckers get the rope

>zog creates COVID-19
>massive outbreak, drama, etc.
>finally new vaccine comes out
>tfw you'll be forced at gun point to take it
all part of the (((plan)))

One thing is for sure, if we survive this the tories will never be in power again.
Boris has just doomed the country and his party.

How old is your mum?

clearly wasnt worth it considering you're forced to speak in English since nobody speaks your own language

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That's what they all say.

56 but has immune system problems.

alri jez

mentally ill Yas Forumstard virgin freak

Don't know what is the age of consent in wogland, mate. Didn't want to offend you.

Uni's will be a haven for this shit, they're just one huge petri dish anyway. If it isn't Chalmydia it's fucking meningitis.

good point, we lost a lot of influence in many fields, but at least we have a proper democracy and no German royal family

Same with Drumpf in America

>all the other countries are shutting down their economies
>we keep ours open so we come out on top

It would be a smart maneuver if it wasn't for the fact that this virus is an engineered weapon with no prospect of immunity and survivors are left immuno-compromised.

It’s just a conspiracy to give the population mass autism!

>we're the only generation that can openly say fuck the dirty lgbt and not get attacked by your peers
Heavily depends upon who you are with. There's a fair share of degenerates in our gen, and there's never been more trannies. They are pushing transgenderism on kids harder than ever before. Kids who are in school right now are getting taught some weird shit, and when they see gay-bashing it is usually taken as an edgy joke. They don't actually believe in their edge for the most part

their entire voterbase is going to die

hope she dies, one less labour voter

FOY
FOLC

Yes

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What if it's lupus?

I got out of my year 7 vaccinations, I'll get out of this

He’s very popular with the over 50 crowd (although something like 55-60% of democratic primary voters so far have been over 50). I’m like 100% sure at this point that old people are not politically informed and basically just vote on name recognition.

Medicare for all is wildly popular among blacks over 50, but they still overwhelmingly voted Biden presumably because they assume all Democrats support it (Biden is strongly opposed to universal healthcare).

already have autism so vaccines can only make me stronger

>It’s just a conspiracy to give the population mass autism!
then all of Yas Forums is irrelevant to their plan

Your grandparents and own parents are at greater risk now thanks to boris haha.

Is it kino?

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wow you're a pussy

It’s never lupus

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there is no evidence that survivors don’t have immunity and are left immuno compromised

these things happening in one patient does not mean that they happen in all

This quite frankly.

Never voting Tories again.

Even if this thing does kill off boomers making my own future better, there's a line you don't cross. Putting people's lives at risk and potentially killing millions isn't just China's fault now, it's also the Tories.

The British ruling class are murderous capitalist parasites. It's time for them to be crushed.

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come to coventry and say it then and watch watch happens to your jaw you kraut piece of shit

what do you do when you're feeling down?

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those tiny details won't even be visible
bad flag tbf but I like the colours

good bye, europa...

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my mum isnt ancient/spastic like yours and my grandparents are already dead, this virus cannot hurt me, i am essentially immune

lachlan must be reveling in this latest misfortune for the nurses

>not loving your mum
Broken individual. Sad!

might fuck around and get coronavirus

Don't forget to tell your parents you love them before they start coughing, might be the last time you see them x