1.016. DEAD IN ITALY FROM CORONA

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>97
New info yet ?

Holy shit

Fucking Germs including politics and media have been huge liars.

>it's just a flu

There are still many people who believe that.

Only 1 person so far???

>you lived to see the great boomercide

>Australia calls for mass testing, 1.5 million suspected
jesus christ

Just a flu, bro. Just a simple flu
*coff* *coff*

Please pray for Italians to resist mortal sin. A pornography website has given them free access in the midst of the quarantine. The devil is working to ensnare those who approach their final hour.

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Are literally any of them below the age of 30?

Italy is pretty much third world now

>There are still many people who believe that.
almost exclusively dumbfuck amerimutts and UK scum

>good news guiseppe, i have the antidote

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FUCKING CHINKS AND THEIR BAT SOUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's just a flu retard. Unironically.

underrated post

>not even 2 people
Fucking kek. How does .016 of a person die, anyway?

lmao u idiot it's just a flu. the plan is to get rid of cash ((as it can spread the DEADLY virus with 0,0002 death ratio)) and enforce contactless payment to keep goyim under control.

>THE END TIMES ARE HERE

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can any russian send me one of these or is it too late

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How come Italy has so many deaths?

italy isnt first world

they died a little inside

unironically this

Plague doctor should be a popular Halloween costume this year.

...officially

Why did jews chose italians as test rats for virus?

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How do you kill 0.016 of a person??

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we're counting everyone, terminal cancer patients included
we're testing post mortem every suspected case
we have probably barely scratched the surface of the infected count

Pffffhahhahaha no its just a flu, didn't ya hear? Everyone's gonna make it

i got the shaving soap

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We are a real threat for israel and the chosen people

even fucking metatron has fucking corona. Fuck you shitaly youtube.com/watch?v=UuzPL4fC4y4

Bro i'm gonna swing you to death

Jews are vindictive.

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>Australia calls for mass testing, 1.5 million suspected
jesus australia has had a shitty 2020

So how does your government explain their apparent incompetence and lack of adequate preparations for this virus outbreak?

mama mia

asbestos in the Russian version

Said the American

but this is not what happened
why does this site keep posting a LARP?

>1.5 million suspected
>1.5 million suspected
>1.5 million suspected
>1.5 million suspected

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same as other countries will do, "big cunt hard to rule" and its true especially when you gotta work with italians who are basically retarded kids, the moment you tell them "dont do this" they do it even if they didnt want to

Westernoids who can't mobilize and shut down the economy, afraid the economy will paralize, will really get it between the eyes.
Even then, Italy is reacting to it better than any other european nation. The UK, France and Germany are just waiting for the virus to take it's tol and leave on its own.
Perhaps the time for an asian century has arrived.

>some schizoid wrote another LARP the length of a book
why is Yas Forums like this
why do they keep falling for this stuff

wew, take care man
corona is just starting to blow up here as well

>thinking some giuseppe is competent enough to manage healthcare
Huge mistake.

You'll have to catch me first.

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feel bad that people are losing loved ones who could have lived another few years

>trust me bro, my dad works at WHO

asbestos and birds are not real, retard

It's not just a flu but so far it ain't the plague.
Also quarantining now is dumb, the thing is way too widespread around the world for quarantining to be effective.
Just let it do it's thing and be over quick.

>big cunt hard to rule
I dunno if this excuse works here, your population is comparable to the population of South Korea and they seem to have a much better grasp over the situation, despite them being right next to China.
I wonder how my government will handle an inevitable outbreak, they've been pounding their chests for last couple of months saying that everything is ready and every related service is on high alert, but I am not sure I trust them.
On the other hand, so far they have managed to contain infected individuals before they spread the disease.

>Westernoids who can't mobilize and shut down the economy, afraid the economy will paralize, will really get it between the eyes.
some body post the screen cap of that netherlander that was mocking italy

thanks, you too
isolate early and hope your government takes action immediately, i'm afraid the rest of Europe is simply behind the curve with respect to Italy

>Italy reacting
No they fucked up. Every other country was doing good nipping the virus in the bud until Italians realized they forgot to test people before they had more infections than they could control.

If you want a good reaction look at South Korea. Harshness of measurements isn't their effectiveness, and Italian health care is probably getting overwhelmed much sooner than German one.

t. uses firstoid technology to do literally everything

it's starting to blow up here as well. shits scary.

between all european nations, they're the only ones who have shut down.

This

they are just "cheating" with papers
all the grandpa deaths could be relabeled as death of their main pathologies instead of corona and it would be legally fine, that's what everyone is doing to ignore the problem

>tfw met a 78 year old italian woman on my trip there
>flirted with her in a cafe
>she took me back to her apartmentio and we had sex
>first sex i ever had, was 26 at time
>she had not had sex for 7 years
>she was quite old and wrinkled, but though her breasts had sagged they still maintained a delightful flavour like the sheets between lasagna layers
>she lived in Milan
>has said she has a fever and will be tested for the disease
>she has also sent me a used towel for which i will be horny, but this might be infected
>it will smell of her (elderly smell combined with garlic she didn't chop well due to her parkinsons) and make me horny
>mightr get infected

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Yes and? The results show that whatever they did it was wholly ineffective and now they shut down after the fact which helps other countries at least. Effective measures are skilful measures, not harsh measures.

Austria has fucked upeven worse than Italy, you STILL TO THIS FUCKING DAY CANNOT get tested unless you traveled or were in contact with a positive person AND you show symptoms. WE ARE FUCKED MATE

absolutely vile post

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In my city, 73yo guy, punctured colon, but tested positive for corona => ruled as death by corona virus.
103 yo mummy dies of old age, but tested positive for corona => ruled as death by corona virus.
The other 3 deaths were all over 80yo

Just isolate the elders and the more weak and let the others go about their daily life.
Fucking gramps in directorial position going batshit crazy and quarantining everyone but themselves.
I'm starting to get mad.

Unironically this

Big deal. More people die from literally anything else each day

This is exactly the thing. Fast and widely available testing is the key, otherwise you're not keeping up with infected or have to isolate healthy people putting strain on your government that's mostly wasted, or better yet people avoid getting tested because first you need to quarantine them and then maybe test and let them out some days later.

Are young people (18-25) dying?

A Avoid getting Coronavirus
B Coronavirus infection

A might not be possible without starving to death
Go to B

B1 Try to get infected at the peak level?
B2 Try to get infected at the trough level?
B3 Try to get infected at the medium level?

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F

Nope. 99.9% of all dead so far are elderly and those with earlier health issues.

no, not really
some get critical but a minority of them

I didn't mean to praise Italy, they were clearly incompetent. Having said that, the fact that other countries aren't even emulating the minor measures they managed to come up with is baffling.

it's not from the bat soup, the virus escaped from a lab in wuhan due to their poor safety measures
this time the batterino is innocent

Only the results will show that. Especially number of deaths.

Slovene man see brown macaroni people die like dogs
Slovene man turn head to Perun in sky and laugh
Slovene man then drive the macaroni people before him and hear the lamentations of their women

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I've done some math looking at the average daily deaths in Italy (~1500) vs the daily "deaths by corona" (~100)

It is about a +7% more than usual
Of course it is a ballpark estimation with a lot of rounding, but it is a significant difference.
But nevertheless, mostly elders, and the damage done to the economy by this quarantine is much worse and will be reflected on a much longer period of time, so basically, fuck everything.

Nope

Some relatively young and healthy 60yo people are dying. But none that young.

Did China provide manipulated numbers about this outbreak? We have one of the best healthcare systems in the world, but our mortality rate is way higher. Is it just because we have an older population?

What about our parents bros

the youngest person to die yet is a 44 yo terminal cancer patient

>We have one of the best healthcare systems in the world
Doubt

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Good post

if the infection would be let uncontrolled, imagine the numbers of critical which would ALL die because there's no room for them
tell them not to go out, dont go visit your grandparents, tell them you will buy the stuff they need and deliver it at their door but convince them to stay shut in
do what you can to convince them about how serious this is, we might not be the best place in the world but you can be fucking sure that many others will get fucked as us

It's just a flu.

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>use my last money to order masks for myself and carless boomer parents that i got stuck with when they guilted me into staying around because they are shit with money and responsibilities
>reputable website lied about having them in stock
>theyve been ignoring everyone's calls and emails
>country ran by idiots and full of nothingburger idiots
its over. dying a worthless dumb venting shitposting virgin

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I don't know man, we should be a little more cold blooded and think of the bigger picture.
To stop some thousands of old farts from dying we are basically demolishing an already weak economy.

This hits mainly millennials and younger generations, that are the poorest.
This also means that more and more couples will delay having a family because the economic situation is wrecked, and this will result in even lower birth rates than usual.

When accounting for this, aren't we sacrificing potential kids to save old farts that anyway don't have that much longer to live?

Aren't we fucking the pension system even more, with even more unbalance of a lot of elders maintained by an ever shrinking working population?

it's really true tho (in the north), unironically far better than yours