/brit/

howled that one ngl. janny's a comedian

Just another bit of proof that this janny isn't trying to follow rules. He's trying to remove /brit/ entirely from existence. Need him out of a job.

the footies about to start

Continuing from last thread, I would really like some feedback on my idea to turn girls farting into glass boxes into a business. Legit, could this be profitable? Are there enough men to pay for this? Would it be better as a travelling art type thing and should it be limited to braps or would other waste like piss and shit be more interesing/ going too far?

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/brit/ HAS been removed from existence
there hasn't been a decent, on-topic /brit/ for months

got this sticker for my pickup truck

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britain has no history

Lmao

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happening

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unpaid one has officially lost his mind

Wish that were Emma Watson and me.

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>/brit/
>on-topic
>ever

This. "British culture" is just a culture of immigration, and we should welcome as many people to evolve our culture further. If anything, Black and Brown people are more British than us white people ever will be.

issue is how can you authenticate that a girl has farted into a glass container, and not some fat ugly man?

Need Russia and the Saudis to knock it off with their stupid shot.

*cough*

>what do you toil as lads?
retail runt in the interim before i head back to uni
>do you like it?
not really but its a reason to leave the house and talk to people every day
searching for toil is pretty soul crushing yeah but honestly its worse than toiling itself

perfectly sculpted for you know what

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even if it weren't on-topic before, it's no longer what it was

It's a shame but I think Emma has too much money to sink to farting in boxes for cash. I suppose it could be worked into a movie scene but does she even do movies anymore? Real shame. Personally, I would quite like to see a movie with Finn Wolfhard farting

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witnessed some trolling outside of Yas Forums

many more are going to die

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Currently been talking to a fitty on tinder for a few days would be just my fucking luck if I couldn’t meet up with her for ages because of a lockdown

Baffling post. If a girl farts in a box, she has to physically be there to fart into the box. She can’t do it remotely.

>that fucking massive pump in the stock market
I love it. It's about to nosedive again. Free fucking money.

is the emma watson yank the malponte arab looking mother fucker?

oh noooooooooooooo not 10 people!!!!!
britain is finished!!!!!

Well, the container is glass, you see, so you would be able to see from inside the box who is farting into it. This is a very important feature. I have been in situations where I have been around women and smelt a brap, but can't get horny because there are men around also and it is impossible to know who has done the brap, even if there are ten women and only one other guy.

mad that you think a spacker in a gilded tracksuit was the kingpin when things like this exist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier

this
but with my willy and bollocks

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should have been a presser like this weeks ago

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yank cuck spam has done my head in

Hello my new friend

ah. i apologise, i misinterpreted your idea. i thought you meant the girl farts into a box, you seal the box, then you sell the boxed fart in a boxed girl fart shop.

Say goodbye to anyone you love who is old or has bad lungs. You will see soon the extent of this infection

Malaponte lives in Kansas City, I live in Kentucky.

>sleep alone, if that is possible
haha how preposterous lol how could that be possible

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never said he was hence cover up

need a moner gf

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why was a the only /brit/ thread in the catalogue with ~200 posts deleted

jannys finger slipped

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>there are 167,000 hospital beds in the UK

rorke isn't worried though because it's only ''old people'' dying

because it wasn't really a /brit/

fat cheetos dust covered fingers

Those look terrible.
I like this idea if you could somehow prove the farts were indeed done by the girl. You can actually buy girl poop online but the same problem applies. If you can't see it exit the butthole in person, it can't be trusted.

when will the government distribute free gfs to help keep men in self-isolation

reckon i dont need a hospital bed, have a nice comfy one in my room i can use fine

Wagies should email their boss saying 'I have a cough' with this image attached and then have a week off

Yas Forums says that the virus is way deadlier than we're being told and theres peer reviewed studies to back it up

What even counts as a /brit/ these days? None of them are on topic. This is basically a shitpost thread

It’s over lads
Gradually fewer and fewer posts will be made as posters die off and then the internet goes silent forever

I'm a fascist and think Boris is a retard for not taking this seriously. Should've been a near total lockdown as soon as Italy got to the state it's in.

ah yes, Yas Forums peer studies (without sources)

>peer reviewed studies to back it up
links?

not possible for most londoners who share a bedsit with six people for half their annual salary

Compare capitalist Britain's response to socialist China and you will realise why the British bourgeoisie must be destroyed and a Socialist Republic of Britain established

>Yas Forums says

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>Yas Forums says

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You could say that for the entirety of this piece of shit board

>Boris just flat out admitted that a lot of your family may die
Yup.

Name 1 time they were wrong

You could say that for the entirety of this piece of shit website

Because the topic was cuckposting

Socialism is good but really you need a strong national, ethnic pride to bring people together in such a society. I call it "National Socialism". Not sure if it's been tried but I think it could be really successful

Want Emma Watson to sit on my face and release a horrible fart.

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rorke be like noooooo we can't have government intervention, a strong state or more funding for the nhs
rorke also be like wtf why aren't they doing anything about the coronavirus!!!!

Has it never occurred to you that this planet is overpopulated? Only a handful of humans truly matter. Everyone else is just so much chaff. So now I have to separate this chaff from the wheat. And with Coronavirus, I can finally accomplish this.
Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros. Only those fit for survival will be allowed to carry their genes into a new age!
Why can't you understand, Chris? Do you really believe the world is worth saving? Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better! Humans have escaped this winnowing for far too long!

ebola
trump
ww3 (10 times)
pizza gate

mad that people actually think like this when england has received less immigration historically than most countries

check out the corona virus general they have all of the papers linked

Lmaoooo
nhs.uk/news/medical-practice/death-rate-much-higher-in-english-than-us-hospitals/
>WE LOVE OUR NHS

should we just grind the economy to a halt and put the country on lockdown like italy did then? it sure worked for them.

National Socialism is fascism and therefore capitalism. And since it preserves class society, the nation is not united. A socialist Marxist Leninist country like Cuba is truly united, compared to fascist states like America.

Stupid fucking bootlicking scum

Literal retard

But keep posting

grr you can't quarantine yourself, you're ruining wageberg's revenue

they're never right about anything at all.
you can go on there any given day and there will be some happening thread where noting actually happens.

Ours seems smarter
We're basically accepting it's going to spread more but we're delaying and limiting the spread
China just bulldozes people aside because there's no human rights

how am i retarded?

China did it and it is almost free of coronavirus now.

Fucking absolutely dire overreaction to some slightly worse flu.

My god the world needs to sort itself out.

>plagues
>violent gale storms and gale force winds
>train is late
Is god angry at us?

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Anyone with money and sense has private health insurance in this country. NHS is poorfag cope. I still think US health system sucks though. You guys are too far in the other direction where they just charge whatever for drugs and you also have major drug shortages

>article from 7 years ago
uh huh
i would still much rather not go 10k in debt because i broke my pinky

The kind of level headed response I would expect from a hysterical student mong

They should be because you pay 6 figures for minor illnesses

HOW are we delaying you fucking moronic twat? They are not closing schools down, they are not stopping huge events taking place.
They are doing NOTHING to slow the spread down at all.

You’re not sweetie it’s ok keep doing what you’re doing :)

Made 15 quid in the last 6 minutes by buying into SQQQ and shorting SPY at the height of that fake pump. Can see it going all the way to 250 today lol

32 times more deadly flu you mean ?

Yeah Cuba is great. Queuing for an hour each week in a mad scramble for the last scrap of meat in the shop? Truly a great way to live

>7% of people that contracted it died in Lombardy (which has better healthcare than the UK)
>flu
Fuck off

Of course I don't have the Coronavirus, user.

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There is some evidence that the situation in Wuhan was far worse than they want the world to know about

lads...
what if the strong winds are blowing the virus across the uk?

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>32 times more deadly than 0.01%

China mobilised its national resources to fight it and succeeded. Capitalist Britain will let proletarians die.

italy has one of the oldest populations in the world
it's literally a flu

Have you watched Bald and Bankrupt in Cuba recently? Place is kind of a shithole

Just bought some verucca cream from pharmacist.
How much?
Go on guess.
£6.50.
I bought two for £15 because that was the deal but still £6.50 for a tiny little 3 inch tube. Outrageous.

>Old and vulnerable people about to die croke it and now people over test every dead person because of the media and everybody is worried.

It's literally flu, we should just be telling vulnerable and old people to go to hospital and everybody else to get on as normal

there have been many independent studies done that suggests private healthcare is not superior to the nhs at all

Made 40 quid in the last 30 seconds by taking cash out of an old dying woman's purse as she collapsed in the street

can you get coronavirus if you touch your bellend with contaminated hands?

Except asking infected people to self isolate you weapon

>What's your favourite song, user?
>Haha probably *some cool power metal song*
>In reality:
youtube.com/watch?v=2zfxZRBm3EY

that's exactly how we're delaying it

British Mad Max soon

explain south korea then
they are right behind china in terms of how far along the disease is

free and open nation with free and open internet
death rate of 0.6% there

it's windy where you are too?
I'm in Birmingham and it almost knocked me over.
Never seen winds so strong.

>£6.50.
>I bought two for £15 because that was the deal
Saw you coming

river is close to bursting it's banks again
hope it takes the bridge out this time so the council to fucking do something about it

up to now they've spent more time and money on maintaining the fence keeping you off the bridge than repairing the fucking bridge

>socialist
go there m8, it's the most aggresively capitalist country i the world

Our system sucks because of the financial aspect, our quality of healthcare is some of the best in the world
Never argued against universal coverage, just think the NHS is a dogshit take at it

South Korea has the best medical system in the world

>median age of patients in italy is 81

South Korea isn't free, it's an American colony occupying the southern half of the DPRK.

trying to find creative ways to rhyme 'poo' and 'willy'

you literally can't

My chest hurts after being pelted with hail stones in the strong winds

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does anyone have a link to the archived last thread please x

Christ alfuckingmighty

delete this

Nope, it's socialist.
qiaocollective.com/home/how-chinese-socialism-is-defeating-the-coronavirus-outbreak
That is why NATO nazism targets China.

POO AND WILLY
THEY SOUND TOO SILLY

You literally have more chance of being run over or crashing your car.

This is literally just being made to seem worse by a load of people with nothing better to do because they're NEETs or work in Tesco and want some excitement in their lives

For me? It's "The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out To Get Us!"

bunch of sheeple overreacting about the sniffles, thats all this is lads
nothing to be concerned about

ok well they still have open access to the internet and everyone has a phone and computer and wont get gulag'd for telling the truth like in china so it is impossible to engage in large scale coverup there

all the sports leagues cancelled and drumpf contracting coronervirus?
chance would be a fine thing
a fine thing indeed

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This is all bullshit right? Don't think I shall give it any more thought.

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a poem by my

wig wog wiggly doo
it's time for me to have a poo
wig wog wiggly dee
i will also have a wee
wig wog wiggly dank
then i will have a wank
wig wog wiggly wigger
then i will kill a filthy nigger

she's all fake, it's disgusting

china is capitalist and you're a spastic retard if you disagree with me from here on out

>that 22 year old /brit/ poster creaming his pants at the thought of a pandemic spicing up his empty life

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I don't have a car so what now?

what the fuck are you lads on about lol

Virus deniers are out in force today lads

It's over for me bros...

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got that on my work playlist

youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

link to test please

ah yes, because whole countries have gone on lockdown over car accidents

All the major news corporations are NEETs?

Do any of you know anyone personally who has it?

This mother from my old primary school has it - just got back from skiing in Italia. That's my closest relation I've got.

virus conspirators are having a mare today

psychcentral.com/quizzes/depression-quiz/

this but 23

always gets (you)s
been at it for 2 days me
why dont you fucking marry the major news corporations mate if you're so in love with them

I want Finn Wolfhard to fart on my face while he giggles and calls me names

China is far more open and transparent than any capitalist state. You're just conditioned by your rulers to seethe and howl against a socialist country that has dragged 800 million workers out of poverty.

its 500 people in 67 million you berk

not him but i'll do it

No but they prey on stupid Sandras with nothing better to do and NEETs to generate clicks.

Because we are used to it and accept the risk. We also don't shut down countries because of seasonal flu, or building accidents but they've still been worse than this.

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NIGGER

RUH ROH

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China is already lifting certain 'social distancing' measures as infection rates fall, yet British media is already telling us that such measures "may have to become permanent" in the UK...?

yeah, 500 CONFIRMED cases
it's pretty much a given that there are far more cases than what's actually confirmed

>(you)
mong

playing catch-up with the rest of the earth isn't a big feat

Add another 0 onto that and you’re closer

are you in an epicenter?

>gold stocks are up >30% since october
I know it, these happenings are all a ploy by goldberg. Why didn't I buy ?

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hopefully this'll be what it takes for him to actually do something haha (like close the border)

Yeah and as long as you aren't a rural and suburban retard - you should know one of those 500 like I do.

Just sneezed on the train teehee
No one flinched though

Literally the /brit/ theme song

The virus is worse than most people imagine, and not as bad the happeningfags saying it is the end of the world. That is the reality here. This is going to kill people who are old and have underlying health conditions, and with our failure to implement containment measures on time, I think most people are gonna catch this virus at some point, especially since it is not the kind of pathogen that will die out come summer. This is not going to get killed by a change in the environment and this virus is likely to stick around even past it's peak for several years to come, until all of us have gotten it and become immune or died. Say goodbye to anyone you know who is weak, a heavy smoker, old etc. There is a strong possibility that people you know are going to die this year ahead of their time

oh please
probably just wants a week off to wank

the infection is made intentionally mild because this is to drill us for more severe events in future

Oh no a healthy middle aged world leader has flu and has to be seen to be responsible!!!

IS THIS THE END?!!?!?!

sure, but how would we know? or do you mean do I know anyone with a cough? utter mong

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