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Prove to me using factual facts that this "pandemic" isn't a nothingburger.

"Need" gf

>asked to do an all day event on Saturday
>forgot to get tickets before they sold out
>felt bad about missing event and having to tell people I missed because I forgot to buy a ticket
>mfw I just got the news that all events with over 250 people are banned in my state

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Have "gf"

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lol at the pic

That's a tranny

it's a "gf"

Bunch of crows jacking shit out of the compost

>while wearing clothes made by industrial society
Don't give me shit like this unless you're a hairy, naked 40 year old man covered in shit and mud from head to toes and speaking gibberish behaving like a wild animal.

Nothing about him is a woman, it's a sham, a pale imitation of the real thing.

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doing a poo after my wank

>rejecting society is wanting to improve it
You probably think you're really smart, but in truth you're absolutely not.

let them

>rejecting industrialization is rejection of society in itself
You are sub-90IQ.

*sneezes on this thread*

lmao at this team (I got all three of my kills in the first round and one of my teammates called me bad so I started throwing)

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Have some manners bud

yes, modern society is industrialized and rejecting it is rejecting modern society as a whole.
But if you can find a band of fellow forest dwellers then by all means go live with them and stop shitposting about it on the internet.

I can reject both industrial society and modern society and still want to embrace the concept of society, you illiterate sub-80IQ ape. Post physique, I bet you're [redacted]

The real redpill is removing BIG HYDRO

What should I jack to?

BBC inside whitebois

Is it TRUe TRUdeauueuaeiou's wife has corona china?

I'm not black

You should jack off to something truly degenerate and once the after orgasm shame falls upon you then you should take a long hot shower to feel the waters cleaning the filth (literally and figuratively) right off of you

She's getting tested due to flue-like symptoms

Yes. If you treat the virus, it wins.

Wahey

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>Degenerate
Sorry ,only Jack to vanilla doujinshi

There's some retarded Chicano on the catalog that's been derailing threads for like the past mont with blacked shit

Oh god, my last box.
Wish i didnt use all the others instead of socks to jack off into.

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Why would he do that?

great excuse for him to take even more time off than he already does

You guys ever cum into a condom or something while jacking? Idk why , but I like to check my handiwork afterwards.

>tfw no euro gf cuz of blompf

no

i into my hand

I did that once, it was pretty gross.it was the same viscosity as egg white.

once when I first tried on a condom just to see what it was like. It was fine, nothing to write home about

god I hope she gives it to him if she does

>he doesnt wank while pooing

y'alls ever gotten a blumpkin?

Never had my dick touched by another person dawg.

lol

SAD!

well i guess i'm gonna go stock up on non perishables today

y'all'd've'f'I'd've

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many such cases

me getting to work

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Disgusting

Smart thinking, wouldn't want the local sicario giving you the ol' Colombian necktie treatment

happening shopping list so far:
flour
rice
noodles
canned meat
canned pate
crackers
water
drugs
soup
bread yeast
beans
canned vegetables
spaghetti sauce/tomato paste
salt

not sure what all i'm missing

toilet paper

i already have a pack (6 month supply for me)

Coffee

happening shopping list so far:
nothing, because I'm not a boomer

not sure what all i'm missing

have fun starving when the lockdown begins

um sorry sweaty but I live in a country with actual infrastructure, not some crude imitation held together by cum and staples

where are you going to get food though?

I was placed at Silver IV. The same rank I had at the end of last season.

um, walmart? duh.

Neighbor dude, If mad max that shit up

wal mart will be empty and you won't even be able to get to it if it wasn't empty

OK boomer

based
>not stocking up on food that you'd eat eventually corona virus or not
never gonna make it

I never know how to use twitter, so I'm just going to reply to people and quote them with either a giga chad or soyjak depending on whether or not I agree with their statement.

>california
I work at the beach in LA.
we get like 60 million visitors a year.
how the fuck is that gonna work?!

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Day of the pillow starts soon. Watch your back, boomer FBI agent.

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>implying people are actually gonna enforce that
the cops would get chimp'd no doubt
>living in commiefornia
get fucked heathen